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I'd like to Deep Dive into some Butthole Research. Now hear me out here first. My hole interest here is about the craters who've lived Surfing the Bidet waves VS the craters who've lived Munching up the luxurious paper carpet if one crater is cleaner than the other using their own method (PYO in the comments below if you use option 3.miscellaneous and explain your ways and results) the raunchy paper carpet or the boogie man water splash? choose your fighter. or #3?^ I am VERY Confident in my toilet paper skillz, I am sure I could out-wipe any automated machine with precision VS a dribble of Weak, UNgirthy, UNcomfortable, Terrorizing stream of water (probably lukecold), it might even penetrate you if it were effective enough to get on my level of elite toilet paper maneuvers and strength. Don't send me nor post your butthole. As much as I'd be interested, I don't think I have that freedom of research here. Just bend over and do the timeless goatsee emote while looking between your legs into the mirror behind you nd rate your daily efforts on a scale of 1-3 and your method (3 being the worst result and 1 being the cleanest). one of my buddies says he twists the toilet paper into a little stick and inserts it a few inches gives it a few spins and that's his method, i do not support using external products internally so yes i have heard of this specific method before you post it. HOWEVER as an American i know nothing of the bidet life and wondering if it will make my third eye brighter? i can't ignore the news ads any longer.
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super sweet best pal posted:Like I said the last time the paper vs bidet debate came up, just use a shower wand instead of buying a specialized device that only washes your rear end in a top hat. you mean the kind that goes inside? thats kinda intense for casual dumps
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if they perfected the bag quick release/reconnect design i'd do it.. i kinda doubt they have though i shouldn't but i do
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url posted:South East Asia toilet hose/bum gun was not listed as an option and I am disappointed. i don't travel you're gonna have to explain this one, kinda sounds like a bidet method
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I don’t want to have to shower every time I drop a deuce. Bidet attachments start at like $25 and take 15 minutes to install. Anyone who says they don’t work isn’t using them properly. Sometimes you gotta adjust your position, or spread your cheeks a little but the first time you hit the sweet spot you’ll know what’s up. Bidets also don’t eliminate the need for TP, you just use less as you only need enough to dab yourself dry. PEOPLE ARE USING BOTH?  ill get there eventually then
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Jailbrekr posted:the squatty potty saved my marriage. Having a bum clean enough to eat off of has improved life here considerably. i have one nestled against my bucket for years now, it wasn't my choice it just came to me, it would be tough to go back to normal.
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