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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Bloodfart McCoy’s Personal Tipping Guide:

Waitstaff 20%

Barber 10%

Bartender $1 per drink

Tackout $1

Coffee place $1

Uber $2

Food Delivery App $1

Food Delivered by Restaurant Employee $5

Room steward $2-$3

Everyone else $0

What about tipping for carry out :madmax:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how much you guys tipping your landlord now that prime rates are so high?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Bloodfart McCoy’s Personal Tipping Guide:

Waitstaff 20%

Barber 10%

Bartender $1 per drink

Tackout $1

Coffee place $1

Uber $2

Food Delivery App $1

Food Delivered by Restaurant Employee $5

Room steward $2-$3

Everyone else $0

how bout we just pay them for the job. :shrug: Just loving pay people for the job they did

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
a real wage for a real job

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

lil poopendorfer posted:

What about tipping for carry out :madmax:

what about tackout do you not understand

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how bout we just pay them for the job. :shrug: Just loving pay people for the job they did

Me or their employer????

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Private Cumshoe posted:

what about tackout do you not understand

Wtf is tackout

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
it's when you tackout your dick and balls

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Tipping culture loving sucks, it creates constant awkward social situations, it's unclear where the money goes and now every drat card reader begs for tips on every transaction. I'm a coward so I always tip 15-20%.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Me or their employer????

you of course. who the gently caress pays their employer?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I remember delivering pizza, pulling up in front of customers houses and seeing those Ontario or Michigan plates and knowing I’d be getting the literal change at best. Everyone should have to work a service job at least once to know what it is to live on tips.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Szyznyk posted:

I remember delivering pizza, pulling up in front of customers houses and seeing those Ontario or Michigan plates and knowing I’d be getting the literal change at best. Everyone should have to work a service job at least once to know what it is to live on tips.

no one should ever have to live off of tips. You should be paid a living wage

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no one should ever have to live off of tips. You should be paid a living wage

And there should be universal health care and free college education and a guaranteed minimum income and a right to food. But since there isn’t and never will be might as well give the Starbucks dudes a couple bucks.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no one should ever have to live off of tips. You should be paid a living wage

When you think about it, having a regular job is sort of just like being tipped too. Just very consistently.

If you do good at your job, you could get a bonus (bigger tip).

And if you really suck at your job, they could fire you (no tip).

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

Here's your pizza that'll be $18.76 plus convenience fee + debit fee + delivery fee + cleaning fee + service fee + 18% gratuity + tip

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Szyznyk posted:

And there should be universal health care and free college education and a guaranteed minimum income and a right to food. But since there isn’t and never will be might as well give the Starbucks dudes a couple bucks.

that isn't what I said but, I want to subscribe to your newsletter

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that isn't what I said but, I want to subscribe to your newsletter

Cold rationalism in the streets, utopian socialism in the sheets.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

how much you guys tipping your landlord now that prime rates are so high?

9mm

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I tip my stock broker.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

How much do you tip your farrier?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I only tip cops and judges

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
I tip at least 15 percent to a waiter, bartender, etc. usually closer to 20. I’ll throw a delivery at least 5-10 bucks depending on how far they have to go to get the food.

gently caress tipping for pickup. It made sense as a solidarity move during the pandemic, but now that capital has determined the crisis is over, I’m not going to add an extra fee when I’m basically just coming to get my own drat food.

The people (and I use the term lightly) who justify their lack of tipping at sit down restaurants with “HURRR GET A DIFFERENT JOB” never seem to consider that if the staff takes their advice, who the gently caress is going to bring them their cheesy cheesy pork nacho tacos at Applebees or whatever the gently caress?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Szyznyk posted:

Cold rationalism in the streets, utopian socialism in the sheets.

:wink:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

bloodysabbath posted:

I tip at least 15 percent to a waiter, bartender, etc. usually closer to 20. I’ll throw a delivery at least 5-10 bucks depending on how far they have to go to get the food.

gently caress tipping for pickup. It made sense as a solidarity move during the pandemic, but now that capital has determined the crisis is over, I’m not going to add an extra fee when I’m basically just coming to get my own drat food.

The people (and I use the term lightly) who justify their lack of tipping at sit down restaurants with “HURRR GET A DIFFERENT JOB” never seem to consider that if the staff takes their advice, who the gently caress is going to bring them their cheesy cheesy pork nacho tacos at Applebees or whatever the gently caress?

they might get a different job too if everyone gets takeout and doesn't tip

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

:gas:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Tipping supported me for 20 years

I'm grateful

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


money... is bad

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Spinz posted:

Tipping supported me for 20 years

I'm grateful

I miss the money I made as a server, but I had to opt for steady, reliable pay, and people think old dude servers are kinda depressing.

You're a dumb poo poo OP.

e: not you Spinz the OOP.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Bloodfart McCoy’s Personal Tipping Guide:

Waitstaff 20%

Barber 10%

Bartender $1 per drink

Tackout $1

Coffee place $1

Uber $2

Food Delivery App $1

Food Delivered by Restaurant Employee $5

Room steward $2-$3

Everyone else $0

Agree

Edit: on most. Food apps and delivery is different

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Apr 1, 2023

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again
I'll tip a ton for bartenders and other service staff like that but it's weird when I go to buy edibles and an option comes up to tip them and the only choices are 15 or 20%. All you did was take out what I asked for from a drawer right next to the cash register. I understand why it's an option because I know people come in there and ask a lot of questions so you might deserve a tip for the customer service but I probably know more about weed than they do.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Szyznyk posted:

And there should be universal health care and free college education and a guaranteed minimum income and a right to food. But since there isn’t and never will be might as well give the Starbucks dudes a couple bucks.

liberal.txt

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i got a tip for ya op

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
i will def click that link just wait to post until i tell you i've finished ok?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


I was about 30 grand away in home equity from becoming a bootstraps conservative but then the housing market fell off.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Reminder this is a Methanar thread

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

oh cool



TO BE CLEAR I DO NOT TAKE RECIEPTS OF PM's

if you PM me something that is receipt-worthy, however

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXszRHc0qs

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Apr 1, 2023

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

oh cool



TO BE CLEAR I DO NOT TAKE RECIEPTS OF PM's

if you PM me something that is receipt-worthy, however

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXszRHc0qs

who the hell is methanar and how did he make $300,000 in non-taxable income? It's either a lie, or he should be in jail

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

GokuGoesSSj69 posted:

I'll tip a ton for bartenders and other service staff like that but it's weird when I go to buy edibles and an option comes up to tip them and the only choices are 15 or 20%. All you did was take out what I asked for from a drawer right next to the cash register. I understand why it's an option because I know people come in there and ask a lot of questions so you might deserve a tip for the customer service but I probably know more about weed than they do.

Nah, I’m not tipping my weed store either.

Not tipping for fast food, grocery bagger, or ANYTHING that tells me “Gratuity is included automatically”.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Who was that goon a few years ago that made a thread explaining why he tipped 100% on everything?

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