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I was thinking if I were Blondie I wouldn't be too thrilled to take on the last name Bumstead but according to wikipedia her maiden name is Boopadoop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondie_(comic_strip)#Cast_of_characters
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People in the 30s had real dumbass names
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Nooner posted:People in the 30s had real dumbass names Also every other decade including the incipient ones.
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Apr 2, 2023 05:27
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The Great Outdoor Fight was the best one, no doubt
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Apr 2, 2023 05:50
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Dagwood fucks Dagwood reproduces by binary fission, that's why his son looks literally exactly like him.
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Apr 2, 2023 11:58
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What was up with his antenna looking hair? Was he an insect or something lol
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Apr 2, 2023 13:17
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lil poopendorfer posted:What was up with his antenna looking hair? Was he an insect or something lol You missed the one where he woke up and was turned into a cockroach? It was a hoot
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Apr 2, 2023 13:23
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In a rarely published strip from July of 2009, Dagwood finally had enough of Herb not returning his tools and used a power drill to remove both of his neighbor’s eyes.
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Apr 2, 2023 16:25
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Dagwood was sexually aggressive towards me
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Apr 2, 2023 16:34
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lil poopendorfer posted:What was up with his antenna looking hair? Was he an insect or something lol He's an alien in disguise, what kind of human do you know that unhinges their jaw in order to eat sandwiches bigger than their head? He married a woman from a family of wealth and influence in order to work on infiltrating human society
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Apr 2, 2023 16:39
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Dagwood and Blondie have never consummated their marriage. Their two children are the result of a depraved ritual of Dagwood’s sinister cult that denies sexual pleasure to its members.
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Apr 2, 2023 18:15
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the phrase a 'morning dagwood' means exactly what you think it does
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Apr 2, 2023 18:16
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Devils Affricate posted:I was thinking if I were Blondie I wouldn't be too thrilled to take on the last name Bumstead but according to wikipedia her maiden name is Boopadoop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondie_(comic_strip)#Cast_of_characters So she gave her boob-Boopadoop away
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Apr 2, 2023 18:31
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Nooner posted:People in the 30s had real dumbass names
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Apr 2, 2023 18:32
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Mozi posted:the phrase a 'morning dagwood' means exactly what you think it does It’s when I go to Dennys and eat three Moons Over My-Hammy stacked one over another.
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Apr 2, 2023 18:39
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Actual canon, Dagwood has an rear end shaped head. There was a strip where he went to the barber's and revealed that Dagwood's haircut is his head shape. The barber comments on how stupid his head looks and Dagwood goes home shaken.
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The strips are in last year's newspaper comics thread, if you really want to read them, OP. Actual canon is that Blondie was a flapper, and Dagwood's rich parents kept trying to break them up. For some reason after one of their breakups, Blondie hangs around with the Bumstead parents and Mr. Bumstead talks to her like she's his wayward daughter who needs a job and to be less frivolous. (Mr. Bumstead prefers to hit on other young women and sometimes be romantic with his wife. I guess he respects that Blondie was his son's ex and didn't violate Bro Code)
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Apr 2, 2023 18:57
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A true Dagwood sandwich must include human flesh, medium rare.
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Dixville posted:For some reason i mixed up Dagwood with Doonesbury and i have to say I am quite disappointed I was thinking of Andy Capp my self
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Apr 3, 2023 00:11
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Bum the Sad posted:I was thinking of Andy Capp my self No worries. I confuse Andy Capp with Beatle Baily
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Apr 3, 2023 00:35
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no poo poo. loving lol I'm selling these fine leather jackets
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Apr 3, 2023 00:37
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the type, number, and order of igredients in Dagwoods sandwhich acted as a one time pad for chic young to transmit messages to his supporters
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Apr 3, 2023 00:48
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Dagwood and Hi wifeswap Blondie and Lois. They are on onlyfans. Username is FunnyPapers or something.
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Apr 3, 2023 02:13
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Dagwood grabbed my genitals without consent
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Apr 3, 2023 02:36
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Smugworth posted:Dagwood grabbed my genitals without consent That was Crankshaft
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Szyznyk posted:That was Crankshaft holy poo poo. what the gently caress? What happened to the Crankshaft comic? Rape: Crankshaft became the subject of some degree of controversy when some readers and editors thought the strip trivialized rape by saying that only young, attractive women need to fear sexual assault, implying that rape was in some sense a compliment. It was pulled from publication in at least one paper.
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Dagwood's boss (Mr. Dithers) physically assaults him, on company time, at least once per week. Dagwood is currently in litigation for a multi-million dollar lawsuit (Bumstead v. J.C.Dithers Construction). The construction company has had to lay off at least 40% of its less that 5 year workforce, as well as halting all construction on the local community center.
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how could someone that looks like dagwood get away with multiple murders you might ask because there's NO WAY a guy that looks like dagwood could do multiple murders, right? making it the perfect cover for a deeply tortured man (because of the shape of his head) to violently murder numerous door-to-door salesmen who received his ire for their terrible timing and aggressive tactics, then use the equipment at the construction company he works at to take care of the bodies Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Apr 3, 2023 |
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wasn't there a Blondie and Dagwood cartoon? maybe it was just a pilot? i vaguely recall the opening theme song with the words "blondie" and "dagwood" repeated over and over
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Devils Affricate posted:I was thinking if I were Blondie I wouldn't be too thrilled to take on the last name Bumstead but according to wikipedia her maiden name is Boopadoop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondie_(comic_strip)#Cast_of_characters Wait... Is she related to Betty Boop? Like maybe Betty changed her name (or vice versa.) If that's the case, then... Well, Betty Boop supposed to be, sort of, you know, what they refer to an now in anime as a 'dog girl' Okay, maybe that dog of theirs isn't their dog. It's their child. Daisy just hasn't evolved into anthropomorphic form yet until she gets enough XP points.
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thin blue whine posted:wasn't there a Blondie and Dagwood cartoon? maybe it was just a pilot? i vaguely recall the opening theme song with the words "blondie" and "dagwood" repeated over and over A few TV specials from the late 80s/early 90s, from what I recall. Also, some shorts for a cartoon TV special circa early 80s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnZodlc0UyE
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Smugworth posted:Dagwood grabbed my genitals without consent I'm intrigued, yet apprehensive about your sandwich like genitals.
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Apr 3, 2023 04:10
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Dagwood likes to show up to every high school reunion and rub his hot wife in everyone's face. LIterally. It's literally kind of gross, but all parties involved seem to be into it.
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Apr 3, 2023 04:18
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Nooner posted:People in the 30s had real dumbass names Dagwood was just the archaic form of dickwad
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JediTalentAgent posted:A few TV specials from the late 80s/early 90s, from what I recall. Also, some shorts for a cartoon TV special circa early 80s Also a film series in the 30's and 40's
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Smugworth posted:Dagwood grabbed my genitals without consent Hey, if you're goona stick your dick in a bun... How 's the campaigning going, btw?
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Dagwood's Daughter, Cookie Bumstead, had a crush on a boy named Elmo when she was like 8. She aged up into a teen, but Elmo remained a little kid. Now Dagwood spends more time hanging out with Elmo than his own children, for some reason.
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Apr 3, 2023 10:57
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Dagwood’s penis has the same haircut
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In Australia corndogs are called dagwood dogs
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