Iron Crowned posted:

So, now that I'm officially at work and using a keyboard instead of a tablet, details I guess.

After my tacos and margaritas, I went home, fed the cat, took a catnap and watched an episode of American Dad! Now it's 8:30, and since I didn't go to a strip club over the weekend, I figure what the hell, it's a Monday, it'll be lackluster and I'll leave after spending a minimal amount.

I get there, and as predicted, I'm not really impressed with the obvious dancers, so I put some money down on Keno, at least then I have something keeping me there for a little while so I don't get stuck in traffic on the way back (the southbound lanes were backed up, as in stopped, for a good 5 miles).

So, about 3 dancers later, someone I had thought was the superfluous server gets on stage. I had thought she was a server because all the dancers usually wear a bikini/underwear around. Anyway, I go to tip her:

whoa, the stage is smaller than I'm used to.
uh, where are you used to? (thinking that she had been dancing at a different club around here)
California
What are you doing here?
I'm the porn star, when you walk into $place, there's a big poster of me with my legs spread. Actually that flier there is a smaller version of it. (there is, she's doing a show on Friday there and I didn't even notice it was her )

So, after she gets off stage she comes and sits with me, and we shot the poo poo for a bit, and now I'm going to make lasagna tomorrow, and she's going to cook some fish for me, and then we're going to go out to eat next week. She also gave me free passes to the show on Friday, so I guess I'm doing that now.

I can't tell if it's a hustle, so it's kind of like Schrödinger's hustle at the moment. She's in the area for a month, so I'm going to roll with it, I mean what's the worst that can happen?

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Iron Crowned posted:

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

first post lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136653

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

first post lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136653

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

first post lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136653

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Filthy Hans posted:

Iron Crowned more like Iron Should Have Been Drowned At Birth

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

first post lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136653

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Hello goons, I am a frequenter of strip clubs. Some could say I'm addicted to boobies.

I am currently 28 years old, and live in Wichita, Kansas. I went to my first strip club on May 5th 2006, and since then I've gone as little as once a month to multiple times a week.

I actually know quite a bit about the inner workings of strip clubs in my area, and have some stories about them.

Here's the list of known local strip clubs that I've been to in order of preference:
1. Michelle's Beach House (Topless)
2. Pleasure's (Full Nude)
3. Jezebel's (Full Nude)
4. The Retreat (Up to Full Nude Except For Shoes)
5. Baby Dolls (Bikini Bar)
6. The Red Garter Inn (Bikini Bar)
7. Club G's Erotic Sports Bar (Bikini Bar)
8. Club Sensations (Bikini Bar)
9. Sheena's/Bombshells (Defunct)

Feel free to ask me anything about being a regular at strip clubs.

A little while later, if I'm not asked, I'll be adding a post about good etiquette as I've seen far too many people without it.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Yeah, I actually know quite a bit about the inner workings of strip clubs. See I'm what's called a "mark"

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