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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

lmfao

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

A Gin Palace posted:

My personal favorites are the sad incel posts and the posts about dating a college freshman as a 30 something gross goonman. Simply delectable

we dont all have archives people post the funny

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

this is one of the bleakest reads in a long time

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

or buy just me archives also an acceptable solution

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lmfao

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3101373&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
why was your name in past tense you dork

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


wtf hes not even the most disgusting poster in that thread

A Gin Palace
Feb 12, 2013
well. New favorite I guess

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

prayers up for the poor 20-something dancer who has to awkwardly pat iron crowned on the back tonight while he's sobbing about those bullies who kicked him out for having the correct logical opinion about dogs (disgusting, vile beasts)

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

The Saucer Hovers posted:

we dont all have archives people post the funny

Iron Crowned posted:

Hello goons, I am a frequenter of strip clubs. Some could say I'm addicted to boobies.

I am currently 28 years old, and live in Wichita, Kansas. I went to my first strip club on May 5th 2006, and since then I've gone as little as once a month to multiple times a week.

I actually know quite a bit about the inner workings of strip clubs in my area, and have some stories about them.

Here's the list of known local strip clubs that I've been to in order of preference:

Michelle's Beach House (Topless)
Pleasure's (Full Nude)
Jezebel's (Full Nude)
The Retreat (Up to Full Nude Except For Shoes)
Baby Dolls (Bikini Bar)
The Red Garter Inn (Bikini Bar)
Club G's Erotic Sports Bar (Bikini Bar)
Club Sensations (Bikini Bar)
Sheena's/Bombshells (Defunct)


Feel free to ask me anything about being a regular at strip clubs.

A little while later, if I'm not asked, I'll be adding a post about good etiquette as I've seen far too many people without it.

quote:

How does your girlfriend feel about your habit?

Iron Crowned posted:

When I manage to get one I'll let you know

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

lol

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
stars align and the universe decides to give him a break, dancer agrees to go home with him out of pity

takes one look at the litterbox and leaves

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
to all the hard working sex workers out there that are reading this thread do not go home with iron crowned

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

I don't think that's something anyone has to worry about

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

christ that's a sad thread

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

lets be serious though this nutjob and his inevitable rereg should be permad

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Pentecoastal Elites posted:

lets be serious though this nutjob and his inevitable rereg should be permad

unfortunately for the admins he's on final double secret probation, so their hands are tied

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Trump thread loses another regular. Sad!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
you're next pfc

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
Remembering the QCS about the other dog murdering freaks and how much bitching it took the mods to even probe this loser and lol.

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

You may think we didn't do anything to make this happen, but we also didn't do anything to stop 16bit. Maybe mods are good

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

NeatHeteroDude posted:

You may think we didn't do anything to make this happen, but we also didn't do anything to stop 16bit. Maybe mods are good

;)

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb



when you know about one thing in life,

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

The Retreat (Up to Full Nude Except For Shoes)

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

this thread makes IC seem normal by comparison to everyone else in it lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
"except for shoes" sounds so nitpicky


if i see someone dancing with nothing on but shoes i'm still gonna say they are dancing naked

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

hahahahaha

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

bebop esq posted:

"except for shoes" sounds so nitpicky


if i see someone dancing with nothing on but shoes i'm still gonna say they are dancing naked

i would say full nude (except for shoes)

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


Thanks for reminding me that Talking Heads was a great band that will forever be ahead of the times, no matter what the times are

Please don't come back though OP

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


no idea who this is

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.
dunno who this is but i don't think i would have liked e'm

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Buck Wildman posted:

no idea who this is

if you talk about strip clubs enough that people know you as "the strip club goon" you probably talk about strip clubs too much

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


better to seize every strip club as they come rather than agonize over the strips that could have been

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