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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 3: I SUBMIT MYSELF TO THE DEVIL RAY. ALL HAIL THE SATAN FISH
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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
 Wet Ohtani is so filthy

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Furious it's not pronounced "Neat-o"

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 18:09
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
The only things that can stop Shohei are jackets and tarps :smith:

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 18:11
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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1648011452861562880

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

 Shohei working on the weirdest no-hitter of all-time

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
loving hell, they're filling the rain delay with the zen videos

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 18:19
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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
 Trout is back in the clubhouse, eyes glued to the weather channel

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 18:19
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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Gorman Thomas posted:

Trout is back in the clubhouse, eyes glued to the weather channel

typical Monday, in or out of season

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 18:21
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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

Red posted:

loving hell, they're filling the rain delay with the zen videos

I'm watching from the MLB.TV app on PS5 and it's just a weather delay screen.

I'd rather have the zen videos

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Red posted:

loving hell, they're filling the rain delay with the zen videos

I like [hate] the one that is just the "PFFFSSSSSHHHH" sound of a hose spraying for the entirety of the ad. Nothing about this is zenlike :psyduck:

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 18:30
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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
https://twitter.com/JubsV1/status/1648028527240040448

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 19:20
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Not a chest hair in sight. the gently caress is in the water in Boston

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 19:29
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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 Check out the majesty of the dude with the wolf tattoo (and ignore the nesn studio crew talking up how collegial the Fenway crowd is)
https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/1648028512266121224

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
"This is the beauty of Fenway Park" :barf:

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
So after waiting 5 hours to call last night's game, the Tigers have called tonight's game against Cleveland four hours early with a double header tomorrow

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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
 Loup is so bad, can't even get lefties out anymore

Edit: and then he embarrasses himself fielding a dribbler

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 20:35
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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Anglols

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 20:36
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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 The Red Sox kinda feel like they suck this year.

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 21:18
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Spicy!

ed: the game, not Kirios' very correct take

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
A very LAA game

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

 :sigh:

Kirios posted:

The Red Sox kinda feel like they suck this year.

They're probably going to scrabble around .500 all year long. Though if they can unfuck their starting pitching they could be better than that.

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

 I was looking forward to watching the Angels game and then it just kinda sucked despite the win. Get the hell outta Boston, please

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live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

Kirios posted:

The Red Sox kinda feel like they suck this year.

The amount of jobbers they have starting is a little stunning.

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Goof levels are high already in the first innings in the Rays booth.

* # ? Apr 17, 2023 23:52
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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Giants finally figured out how to hit lefties

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Now they have the giggles talking about which players look like Vikings.

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
lol Heliot Ramos ate poo poo trying to stretch an E-1 into a double

edit: aaaaand he just got picked off...

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Wilmer Flores is having a day

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
jack flaherty wasting no time sucking rear end today, nice!

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Bart drat near took out a pitcher with his shattered bat

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Gonna be one of those games huh

* # ? Apr 18, 2023 01:30
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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Giants are gonna blow yet another lead :shepicide:

* # ? Apr 18, 2023 01:33
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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Aaaaand it happened

Just like clockwork :negative:

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thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Gerblederp posted:

Gonna be one of those games huh

hm, maybe I'll watch hockey tonight instead

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !
Logan Webb is never gonna get that W

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

thehoodie posted:

hm, maybe I'll watch hockey tonight instead

Matt Chapman tho

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Gausman is my favorite pitcher in baseball.

* # ? Apr 18, 2023 01:41
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General Bullshit
Apr 20, 2020

Metroid Fitzgerald posted:

Giants are gonna blow yet another lead :shepicide:

drat you called that one.

* # ? Apr 18, 2023 01:43
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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Uhh Blue Jays you may wanna get the bullpen going

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Kirios posted:

Uhh Blue Jays you may wanna get the bullpen going

All the garbage time guys worked yesterday

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