MLB GDT Week 5: Id say that lightly that I played first base

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Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

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https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1652822188708200450?s=20
Another week, another thread, and yet I couldn�t think of a May pun. Oh well

Here�s today�s schedule.
:frogsiren:

Monday May 1 :frogsiren:

� ATL @ NYM
1:10 PM ET
BSSO, SNY, MLBN

� ATL @ NYM
(Game 2)
BSSO, SNY

�CHC @ WSH
7:05 PM ET
MARQ, MASN

� CLE @ NYY
7:05 PM ET
BSGL, YES

� TOR @ BOS
7:10 PM ET
SNET-1, NESN

� SF @ HOU
8:10 PM ET
NBCSBA, ATTH, FS1

� CIN @ SD
9:40 PM ET
BSOH, BSSD

� PHI @ LAD
10:10 PM ET
NBCSP, SNLA

# ? May 1, 2023 16:35

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:46

Boco_T: Mar 12, 2003; la calaca tilica y flaca

baseball
https://twitter.com/pooroldrolotony/status/1652699560878256128

# ? May 1, 2023 16:43

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Weekday doubleheader woo!

# ? May 1, 2023 18:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Big Murph Man

# ? May 1, 2023 18:16

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

LobsterMobster posted:

Big Murph Man

He's really good

# ? May 1, 2023 18:17

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Pumped to see the Cubs lose another 1-run game

# ? May 1, 2023 18:20

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Only one in but that was a ton of work for Strider

# ? May 1, 2023 18:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yay Pillar

# ? May 1, 2023 18:44

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

gently caress YEAH dingers all day, might need 'em

# ? May 1, 2023 18:44

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

lmao

# ? May 1, 2023 18:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

gently caress YEAH dingers all day, might need 'em

Ronald wants to play!

# ? May 1, 2023 18:48

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Third deck at Citi, he crushed that

# ? May 1, 2023 18:48

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

The third deck lmfao, god drat the Braves chose violence today.

# ? May 1, 2023 18:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Braves didn't score 3 runs this inning. Very comcerning.

# ? May 1, 2023 19:02

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

https://twitter.com/mlbbowman/status/1653095294840471555

# ? May 1, 2023 19:05

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

18 innings of mets baseball might kill me

# ? May 1, 2023 19:13

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

feel like I'm seeing less of those "why did Atlanta bother to trade for a catcher?" takes

# ? May 1, 2023 20:18

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Sean Murphy with his second three-run dinger of the game, good lord. If our pitching struggles, just hit dingers.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

feel like I'm seeing less of those "why did Atlanta bother to trade for a catcher?" takes

No poo poo, lmao

# ? May 1, 2023 20:19

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Dusty wanted Sean Murphy. I see why

# ? May 1, 2023 20:23

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Murph gonna have to name a kid Citi at this point

# ? May 1, 2023 20:23

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Please Mets, let�s not slide against the NL East

# ? May 1, 2023 20:24

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

McHugh, please.

# ? May 1, 2023 20:26

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Squall posted:

Sean Murphy with his second three-run dinger of the game, good lord. If our pitching struggles, just hit dingers.

No poo poo, lmao

Quoting myself again because I love this:

Bregor posted:

https://twitter.com/dobrienatl/status/1640411303830519808?s=46&t=qe_Y8YJnNikGLo_JUDPyAQ

I think this is my favorite non-Cubs tweet this year lol. Been calling him �Jimmy Caan Shoulders� in my fantasy leagues

# ? May 1, 2023 20:26

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

You have to rush that throw with Vogelbach's speed down the line :v:

# ? May 1, 2023 20:28

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Vogelbach isn�t a speedster but I�ll take it

I think the book on Baty is that he�s susceptible to sliders away

# ? May 1, 2023 20:29

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

As a Phillies fan, I just want these two teams to destroy each others' bullpens

27-inning games GO

# ? May 1, 2023 20:29

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Bregor posted:

You have to rush that throw with Vogelbach's speed down the line

If you don't throw him out with like 15 feet to spare, he can't stop fast enough and takes out the 1B, coach, umpire, and most fans in the first two rows

# ? May 1, 2023 20:30

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Where is this game, Mexico City?

# ? May 1, 2023 21:03

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Braves score 9 runs. I'll take the easy *checks notes* 9-8 win.

# ? May 1, 2023 21:05

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Extra good news in that Minter will almost certainly not be available for the nightcap.

# ? May 1, 2023 21:11

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Murph DHing, Operation T.R.O.M.P. in effect behind the plate for round 2

E: Hilliard in CF, Harris sitting?

# ? May 1, 2023 21:38

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

gently caress I�m on gameday what happened with Acu�a getting hit there

# ? May 1, 2023 21:53

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

elentar posted:

gently caress I�m on gameday what happened with Acu�a getting hit there

Hit in the shoulder. Didn't look too bad at first, but he was in a lot of pain.

# ? May 1, 2023 21:56

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

https://twitter.com/BravesOnBally/status/1653140900376092695?s=20
Doesn't seem like the worst place to get hit but leaving the game isn't a great sign. Also wasn't looking at the moment, Did Acuña seem like he wanted to stay or what?

# ? May 1, 2023 22:04

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Doesn't seem like the worst place to get hit but leaving the game isn't a great sign. Also wasn't looking at the moment, Did Acuña seem like he wanted to stay or what?

Sounds like it's just a contusion. My guess is that this is essentially the getaway game, so Snitker would pull him regardless.

# ? May 1, 2023 23:12

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Eddie!

Review that!

# ? May 1, 2023 23:19

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Absolutely safe

Yes, yes

Aww I thought for a second Showalter was going out there to get tossed

# ? May 1, 2023 23:20

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Hell yeah Eddie, also that review was hella quick.

# ? May 1, 2023 23:28

Ogmius815: Aug 25, 2005; centrism is a hell of a drug

Jeez I hope David Robertson can stay healthy.

# ? May 1, 2023 23:59

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:46

Ogmius815: Aug 25, 2005; centrism is a hell of a drug

Mets get a home run from the player who never hits home runs.

# ? May 2, 2023 00:02

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