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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Pissssssssss

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Can't be said enough.

Mummy Napkin
Mar 18, 2018
just had my morning coffee and gonna be pissing and making GBS threads here shortly, op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Ground floor

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Smugworth posted:

Ground floor

It better be flooded!

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

SUN DAWG posted:

just had my morning coffee and gonna be pissing and making GBS threads here shortly, op

dont do that, spit the coffee all over your monitor/keyboard/etc.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEqr4anfa14

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You son of a piss! I was just thinking last night that there wasn’t a piss thread.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Holy poo poo




























Pis

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You son of a piss! I was just thinking last night that there wasn’t a piss thread.

B the change u wish 2 b

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



:george:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJt9-_Dvouk

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJrbmRNNB20

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLTgd1_HYiU

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
First piss of the day

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
I just pissed a bunch of diarreah out of my rear end. It didn't feel appropriate for the Huge poo poo thread so I'm documenting it here to be safe.

stephen_falken
Mar 28, 2023

by the sex ghost
My world record for holding it is about 4 hours. Back in my engineering days I was working on a microwave tower in Palmdale, 40 mi north of LA. I sort of had to go when I left but it wasn't pressing or anything, I figured I could wait until I got home. I took Peachblossom to the 14 and let that dump me off onto the 5. When I got to the 210, it was totally jammed all the way to and thru LA. Getting off the highway to piss was pretty much impossible in stop and go traffic from the left lane of 6 wide. It took me 4 f*cking hours to get back to Capistrano. When I finally took the monster piss that followed, it lasted for OVER THREE MINUTES before the first break in the stream. It was and has been my most major taking of the piss in this lifetime. Thank you, I'm Stephen Falken and this is my Masterpiss. Good night.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

stephen_falken posted:

My world record for holding it is about 4 hours. Back in my engineering days I was working on a microwave tower in Palmdale, 40 mi north of LA. I sort of had to go when I left but it wasn't pressing or anything, I figured I could wait until I got home. I took Peachblossom to the 14 and let that dump me off onto the 5. When I got to the 210, it was totally jammed all the way to and thru LA. Getting off the highway to piss was pretty much impossible in stop and go traffic from the left lane of 6 wide. It took me 4 f*cking hours to get back to Capistrano. When I finally took the monster piss that followed, it lasted for OVER THREE MINUTES before the first break in the stream. It was and has been my most major taking of the piss in this lifetime. Thank you, I'm Stephen Falken and this is my Masterpiss. Good night.



:imunfunny:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Pneub posted:

I just pissed a bunch of diarreah out of my rear end. It didn't feel appropriate for the Huge poo poo thread so I'm documenting it here to be safe.

I'll allow it.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I did it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Every post in the hydration thread should have a follow up post in here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Blowing your urethra out your pee hole like silly string

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Oh, my life is changing everyday
In every possible way

And oh, my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems

I know I felt like this before
But now I'm feeling it even more
Because it came from you

Then I open up and see
The person falling here is me
A different way to be

I want more, impossible to ignore
Impossible to ignore

And they'll come true
Impossible not to do
Possible not to do

And now I tell you openly
You have my heart so don't hurt me

You're what I couldn't find
A totally amazing mind
So understanding and so kind
You're everything to me

Oh, my life is changing everyday
In every possible way

And oh, my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Cause you're a dream to me

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg

AdvilSmith
Aug 15, 2014

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
Flooded my backyard with my big fat piss rip. drat yeah.

Zoya
Jun 12, 2023

echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.




ripped a piss so fat earlier that it blasted backwards and long story short i've once again pissed on my own rear end

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I Ted lasso

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!
I’m posting without having ripped a fat piss, what are you going to do about it?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm playing some diablo 4 this week and there's a character named "Yorin"

some of these voice acted lines are incredible, especially with the posh fantasy accent

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Sometimes i piss so hard it hurts my dickhole

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm about to see some "Yorin" right now in fact

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I haven't pissed in almost 3 years, but I might next week

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
I piss so hard I like to etch “DamnCanadian pissed here” in every toilet/urinal I use

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It is how you start your morning right

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bad Purchase posted:

i'm about to see some "Yorin" right now in fact



Diablo

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJURxzOqCs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

WilWheaton posted:

I’m posting without having ripped a fat piss, what are you going to do about it?

Reported

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Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

that really long piss that makes you wonder if you were pregnant and didn't know it and this is you breaking water

knowahmsaying ladies

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