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you know i keep that thang on me (piss)
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deep dish peat moss posted:I haven't pissed in almost 3 years, but I might next week Just got around to this piss and it felt great
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Jul 6, 2023 09:47
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drat right I did it
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Jul 6, 2023 15:52
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Buddy I've got bladder problems if I post here every time I take a piss I will certainly be making a lot of posts
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Jul 6, 2023 16:17
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for fucks sake posted:Buddy I've got bladder problems if I post here every time I take a piss I will certainly be making a lot of posts It is your right
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Jul 6, 2023 16:24
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My doodle dribbles on command
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Jul 6, 2023 17:10
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Escape From Noise posted:It is your right Pissing rn
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Jul 6, 2023 17:15
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Urine luck, I've got the pisssssssssss
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Jul 6, 2023 17:15
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Bit concerned: -few years back, back pain, not muscular, kidney ultrasound, small cyst! -recently, back and abdominal pain, cloudy bizniz, maybe a bit of a blood clot. Am I dying piss first?
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Jul 6, 2023 17:20
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paging greg "piss creep" of doom to the thrwad
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Jul 6, 2023 17:22
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for fucks sake posted:Pissing rn Update tia
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:paging greg "piss creep" of doom to the thrwad Will they divine a prognosis
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Jul 6, 2023 17:24
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How long have I got left to piss
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Jul 6, 2023 17:25
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I drink a 5 gallon jug of water every day to both rip the fattest pisses and show my kidneys who's fuckin boss. I could fill an ocean with my overwhelming pissses.
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Jul 6, 2023 17:25
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Ahh gently caress, now I see the problem. I thought it was cum.
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Jul 6, 2023 17:27
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Mechanical Pencil posted:Update tia Piss completed successfully, thinking about going for another round
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Jul 6, 2023 17:53
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Anyone else ever have their piss come out in a forked stream and you're like "it's a good thing I'm in the shower"?
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Jul 6, 2023 17:54
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shower pissers sound off in the comments below
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Jul 6, 2023 17:57
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God drat The bigger the hole, the bigger the pissin' And when dealin' with Da Lench Mob you gots to know steady pissin' is not just the name of this jam But a way of life Bound together by motherfuckers that's known to break em' off something
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Jul 6, 2023 18:21
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Sometimes u rip the piss & sometimes the piss rips u.
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Jul 6, 2023 19:05
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grip it n' rip it
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Jul 6, 2023 19:34
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Back on the "piss train"
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Jul 6, 2023 20:32
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I have two Gatorade bottles that are my mobile toilets (only piss not poo poo, not making that mistake again!) when I'm at work in the field and regular facilities are unavailable. Like just now. Their smell is incredible.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:42
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neato burrito posted:I have two Gatorade bottles that are my mobile toilets (only piss not poo poo, not making that mistake again!) when I'm at work in the field and regular facilities are unavailable. Like just now. Pissed in the Gatorade bottle when I did UPS holiday help once.
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Jul 6, 2023 21:25
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squirtin out a thick one rn
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Jul 6, 2023 21:31
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Who in there (the bathroom) frying chicken (pissing loud af)
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Jul 6, 2023 21:35
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What if you piss out a stone and cry like a little bitch?
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Jul 6, 2023 22:11
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avoid stones by drinking more water and so getting to piss more piss and from there take part more in the piss thread water is awesome
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Just pissed a fat one
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Jul 7, 2023 01:02
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for fucks sake posted:Piss completed successfully, thinking about going for another round Excellent, yes... sorry to be a bother, but if I could prod you for a glance at the Golden Crystal of Uric Gnosis? I haven't stopped pissing, for a couple of weeks now. Should I be consssssssssssssss
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Jul 7, 2023 02:43
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Anyone else ever have their piss come out in a forked stream and you're like "it's a good thing I'm in the shower"? hot cocoa on the couch posted:shower pissers sound off in the comments below Best place for a post ejac pipe flush multi sprink
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Jul 7, 2023 02:49
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Or you know, just disperse it in a tart fog directly through your pores.
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Jul 7, 2023 02:51
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I have an insanely narrow urethra. I have never taken a “fat” piss.
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Jul 7, 2023 02:52
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dicks should have garden hose settings. i would like to set my piss to 'mist' or 'fan,' cuz its always on 'jet' and i wanna mix it up
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Jul 7, 2023 03:19
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Anyone got a 10mm hex? My prostate needs a tune up. No thank you, 3/8in won't do, it's a full metric fit out, I don't want to strip the socket.
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Jul 7, 2023 03:29
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I pissed a fat piss
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Jul 7, 2023 03:31
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I had the fattest piss but now it keeps drizzling
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Jul 7, 2023 03:44
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Drank coffee and tea so I'm charging up.
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Jul 7, 2023 05:01
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Mechanical Pencil posted:Excellent, yes... First piss off the morning. Going to name my prog metal band Uric Gnosis tia
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for fucks sake posted:First piss off the morning. Going to name my prog metal band Uric Gnosis tia Sure thing. Here's some other terrible suggestions: Mark's Thumb in My Dick The Bepis Friend Poo Smear Ork Ming, with Phlegmy GillBlister
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