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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Intruder posted:

every thread is the cubs posting thread

Had a bad week, mainly that my 14 year old cat was severely sick to where I almost lost her, so I’m going with this evergreen post from Intruder

Here’s today’s schedule:

:frogsiren: Monday May 15 :frogsiren:

• NYM @ WSH
4:05 PM ET
SNY, MSN2

• LAA @ BAL
6:35 PM ET
BSW, MASN

• NYY @ TOR
7:07 PM ET
YES, SNET-1, MLBN

• SEA @ BOS
7:10 PM ET
RSNW, NESN, MLBN

• MIL @ STL
7:45 PM ET
BSWI, BSMW

• ATL @ TEX
8:05 PM ET
BSSO, BSSW

• CHC @ HOU
8:10 PM ET
MARQ, ATTH

• CIN @ COL
8:40 PM ET
BSOH, ATTR

• AZ @ OAK
9:40 PM ET
BSAZ, NBCSCA

• KC @ SD
9:40 PM ET
BSKC, BSSD

• PHI @ SF
9:45 PM ET
NBCSP, NBCSBA

• MIN @ LAD
10:10 PM ET
BSNO, SNLA

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol great job getting yourself caught by taking a huge lead off of first with the bases loaded

With two outs, ending the inning

You dumbass :allears:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
If I was the Mets manager I would punch him in the face the moment he got back to the dugout. Momentum killer

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Miz Kriss posted:

Had a bad week, mainly that my 14 year old cat was severely sick to where I almost lost her, so I’m going with this evergreen post from Intruder

Hope kitty is doing better!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Sending good vibes to senior kitty as well

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
She’s doing much better, especially compared to Friday and Saturday. I don’t think she’s completely out of the woods just yet, but I’d say she’s about 80% there

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Just wanted to say gently caress the Astros before we get swept

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Ready for some Jays & Yankees poo poo talkin

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

MrMidnight posted:

Ready for some Jays & Yankees poo poo talkin

Manoah is the biggest pissbaby in the sport.

Related: Judge.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Manoah just gonna keep sucking huh

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Gerblederp posted:

Manoah just gonna keep sucking huh

I think he might not be an Ace :(

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


kikuchi is the new jays ace anyway

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Please stop throwing middle middle sweepers Shohei :negative:

That must be the only pitch that doesn't give him blisters because he leans on it way too much early in games.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
You have to be such a complete poo poo for brains to get picked off with the new rules.....

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
This doesn't seem like a normal Ohtani start

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Ohtani goes 456 in Baltimore :stare:

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
jack flaherty off to another great start, four straight balls nowhere close to the zone

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

mcmagic posted:

You have to be such a complete poo poo for brains to get picked off with the new rules.....

Today a Met got backpicked at first base by the catcher because he took a gigantic lead (he was nearly halfway to second base) with the bases loaded. Dude, where in the world did you think you were going? Gonna steal second with your own teammate standing there?

To make it even dumber, there were already two outs so his dumbassery singlehandedly killed his team's huge rally. :allears:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Just wanted to say gently caress the Astros before we get swept

lol just lol if you think the 2023 Astros are gonna have an easy time sweeping literally anyone

We're even gonna struggle to sweep the A's :sigh:

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


i can take manoah being bad but kirk turning into a gidp machine is just heartbreaking for me

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Kirby's fastball has been noticeably better this year compared to last.

Great to see.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I mean, we paid Jose Abreu literally trillions of dollars and he's playing worse than Gurriel did. Still doesn't have a homer.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

good sox pitcher duel

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Ohtani is a double away from the cycle and has 2 more potential PAs

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Ohtani a double away from the cycle.

Gah beaten

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Alek Manoah get an out challenge

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
How will the Cardinals recover from this three run lead?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Gerblederp posted:

Alek Manoah get an out challenge

He must be injured

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
It's very weird that Jake Bauers couldn't make the majors for like 5 years and he all of a sudden is the guy getting the most ABs on a 300MM team!

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

MrMidnight posted:

He must be injured

Something gotta be up, maybe he hates going fast

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Love a good Cal Raleigh homer.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Jays are upset that Judge wasn't rung up on a ball literally at his ankles.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Miz Kriss posted:

She’s doing much better, especially compared to Friday and Saturday. I don’t think she’s completely out of the woods just yet, but I’d say she’s about 80% there

Hope she is feeling better!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Just wanted to say gently caress the Astros before we get swept

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Jays should score some runs, they’re just the Yankees

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


mcmagic posted:

The Jays are upset that Judge wasn't rung up on a ball literally at his ankles.

gotta get out of the inning however you can when manoah is just pitching hot garbage the whole game

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Gerblederp posted:

Jays should score some runs, they’re just the Yankees

They are also started an opener and their 8th best starter.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

mcmagic posted:

They are also started an opener and their 8th best starter.

Trying to be the Rays or what?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Gerblederp posted:

Trying to be the Rays or what?

Can't beat em, join em strategy

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Abreu actually does a thing

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