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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Intruder posted:

well this isn't going well

I'm not saying poo poo until the game is over, I am not going to jinx this now.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

mdemone posted:

Anytime the Orioles want to score a run here, I'd be okay with it. Got O's and Rays and Braves on a +500 parlay today that is just begging for it

imagine the parlay you could've gotten on Guardians / Cubs / A's [pending]

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Redeye Flight posted:

I'm not saying poo poo until the game is over, I am not going to jinx this now.

didn't matter possibly

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

throwing at yordan because altuve his a salami smh

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

throwing at yordan because altuve his a salami smh

Not a wise choice to throw at the biggest dude on the team

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ugh correa up with a chance to homer for the lead at MMP, a position he's found great success with in the past

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

kirilloff absolutely went on 2-0

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

god damnit pressly

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I could never be a pitching coach or an MLB manager

walks would cause me to die of rage

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

god damnit pressly

First blown save too

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

WELP

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

stay hot Haniger

stay hot Casey Schmitt

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

OMG yes Bailey bomb

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Holy poo poo it's Zastryzny?! He's still in the league???

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Maple Maddux is now Muscular Michael
https://twitter.com/DOBrienATL/status/1663311491393814530?s=20

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Sounds like he's in the Best Shape Of His Life.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Position players pitched in the 9th for both teams. Suwinski hit one farther into the bay than I can remember.

Awesome game. The rookies killed it today.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

This is the first time the Twins have won a series opener in what feels like a million years. God almighty.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
ok well time to see if Soroka's leg falls off again

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Stepping into Sox Park makes me feel better about the rear end Cubs lmao

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Part Two

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Redeye Flight posted:

This is the first time the Twins have won a series opener in what feels like a million years. God almighty.

Your closer is insanely good

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
well that's one run at least

i really don't like Ozuna in the 5th spot (or lineup, or roster)

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Don't bean Ohtani you brutes

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

elentar posted:

well that's one run at least

i really don't like Ozuna in the 5th spot (or lineup, or roster)

It's the A's. At no point should you be worried about losing

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I'm drawn to awfulness in sports. Anything I might say about the Athletics over this series is not as an insult, but in wonderment and an astonished sympathy.

Oakland enters with an ERA at about 6.75, which is insane.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Soroka just looks like a big galoot, impossible not to love him

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I am amazed Soroka did not explode

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Lol ya got Druried

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm losing my mind at this stupid ballpark

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

The W. Sox rotation is full of dudes that used to be good but now all suck

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Lol ya got Thaissed

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
folks the white sox might be bad

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Eddie Rosario robs a dinger, good poo poo.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Putting the Kope in Kopech

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
living a little closer to the edge than I'd like against the 2023 Oakland A's

haha Albies with the dinkiest double


yeah ok maybe score some runs and escape this embarrassment

elentar fucked around with this message at 02:28 on May 30, 2023

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Did not realize the extent that the Yankees lineup was Judge and some guys.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Penisaurus Sex posted:

Did not realize the extent that the Yankees lineup was Judge and some guys.

Judge, some guys and pitchers with sticky hands

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Eyy the Sox are back in this

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol Regnifo completely losing a baseball at his foot.

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