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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

Greetings,

I am replacement-level poster Dr. Kyle Farnsworth. I have been called up from AAA for a spot start due to injury. Let's go The Yankees, bitch.

Monday
May 29
CLE @ BAL
LIVE
BSGL, MASN, MLBN

TEX @ DET
LIVE
BSSW, BSDET, MLBN

KC @ STL
2:15 PM ET
BSKC, BSMW

TB @ CHC
2:20 PM ET
BSSUN, MARQ

COL @ AZ
4:10 PM ET
ATTR, BSAZ, MLBN

MIN @ HOU
4:10 PM ET
BSNO, ATTH, MLBN

PIT @ SF
5:05 PM ET
ATTP, NBCSBA

ATL @ OAK
8:07 PM ET
BSSO, NBCSCA

LAA @ CWS
8:10 PM ET
BSW, NBCSCH, FS1

WSH @ LAD
9:10 PM ET
MASN, SNLA

NYY @ SEA
9:40 PM ET

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth fucked around with this message at 18:49 on May 29, 2023

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Go Tigers. Win and do good things for my team and we will try to beat the Twins in return.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Anytime the Orioles want to score a run here, I'd be okay with it. Got O's and Rays and Braves on a +500 parlay today that is just begging for it

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Hotlanta at the Colesium? Wow, glad I am not an Athletics fan, this must be getting really, really upsetting for them.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Part one of today's Red Line Doubleheader: Wrigley

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Oh no. Bleachers and tequila watermelon. Stay safe. Ha.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Strowns

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

DeepDickPizza posted:

Oh no. Bleachers and tequila watermelon. Stay safe. Ha.

Also have 60mg of gummies lmao

I'm gonna have a GREAT time

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Nico and Swanson both get hits but because Ross doesn't know how to set a lineup, they happened in different innings instead of leading off the game

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
https://twitter.com/MarkPotash/status/1663256648172077056

lmao seriously can we just thank Ross for that game seven home run and then send him off into the sunset? This guy cannot loving manage.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Also have 60mg of gummies lmao

I'm gonna have a GREAT time

idk how you're gonna make it thru 2 games, I'd be asleep by the 5th of this game.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
It's pretty impressive with the money spent this off season the Cubs found a way to be worse than they were last year.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That's what I'm Tauchman about

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
cardinals gonna get wiped out by the royals at home. they still suck rear end i guess

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

RIP to one of the no-hitters

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Oh no Cubs bullpen is probably gonna come in soon and blow this

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Stroman is pumped up

this is a pretty good pitching duel to watch until the Giants come on

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Stro or Leiter in the ninth?

I'm sure whatever decision Ross makes will be the wrong one.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Stro or Leiter in the ninth?

I'm sure whatever decision Ross makes will be the wrong one.

baw gawd that's fulmer's music

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Matt Mervis has a Toto walk-up song I love him even more

Exodor
Oct 1, 2004
Royals have a combined Perfect Game against the Cardinals through 7.

They're up 3-0 so they'll end up losing something like 10-3 because Royals

Exodor fucked around with this message at 21:17 on May 29, 2023

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
the cardinals offense sucks if it hasn't been going since the beginning. they're getting shutout against the loving royals

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hell yeah Stro is coming out to pitch

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
This is the reference for this week’s thread title. I spent the morning in the ER because my pour over coffee betrayed me and poured boiling water directly over the entire surface of my hand. :byodood:

Typing is challenging so I’ll be taking this week off.

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1661845210718978056?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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CGStrO!!!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

:cheers: Stroman

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
What a game from Stroman, wow.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Holy poo poo Stroman can get it

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

BOOO

Nolan spoils the perfecto

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
cardinals hate are troops confirmed

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Stroman! W

Cubs can win if we never go to the bullpen.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

Stroman! W

Cubs can win if we never go to the bullpen.

We're going to extras right now if Walls doesn't temporarily forget he's not a QB and airmail one into the seats, lol.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Matt Mervis has a Toto walk-up song I love him even more

And it’s not Africa! He rules.

I guess big-brained manager David Ross figured it out. Just let your best pitcher do everything and hope you squeak out one run in support.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Time to head to the south side for game 2!

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Getting swept by the reds one day and the next day CGSOing the Rays.

I love baseball.

I hate baseball.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

what the

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Back-to-back doubles for Schmitt and Bailey. Love it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

MrMidnight posted:

Go Tigers. Win and do good things for my team and we will try to beat the Twins in return.

well this isn't going well

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

I love the brief moments when Austin Slater is not on the injured list

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