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# ? Jun 5, 2023 20:33 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:17 |
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only $ 3499 lmao
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 20:35 |
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Revolutionary idea from Tim Apple
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:09 |
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crapple!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:11 |
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A $3500 computer that does a fraction of what a real computer does with super lovely UX, but IN VR!!! I always wanted to watch TV with 5 pounds of metal on my head.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:12 |
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I will be sure to get these
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:12 |
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It's too bad nom epique is on probation
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:13 |
so cross country skiing is the final frontier for Capital or?
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:13 |
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation shan't speculate but i imagine he'd have a lot to say about these so called "goggles"
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:14 |
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I look forward to the inevitable "Apple discontinues [whatever the gently caress this is] after poor sales" news stories in a year or two.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:14 |
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation dsf posted:only $ 3499 lmao Panic! At The Tesco posted:crapple!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:16 |
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so is there any reason to think they've gotten around the myriad number of platform issues Microsoft ran into with Hololens or should I just get some popcorn ready
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:18 |
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation He will gladly cop these for $3499 and follow up with a post decrying the continued lack of student loan forgiveness.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:28 |
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Surely, this time we'll reach the sci-fi I do think AR is more workable than VR, and maybe we'll see it in our lifetimes, but $3499 ski goggles ain't it.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:35 |
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dervival posted:so is there any reason to think they've gotten around the myriad number of platform issues Microsoft ran into with Hololens or should I just get some popcorn ready They have a real app store and it presumably works under non-professional lighting. No idea why they would announce it this early, just shadow drop it next January you bums!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:36 |
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People will scoff at the price but I did an actual IRL lol, lmao at the 2 hour battery life.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:37 |
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Bumhead posted:People will scoff at the price but I did an actual IRL lol, lmao at the 2 hour battery life. Nobody wants to wear a VR headset for longer than that. I’m usually done at an hour tops before I start getting a headache and sweating under the light seal.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:44 |
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Apple is doomed. They will never ever sell a billion tech products that are overpriced and not as good as the competition. It's never happened!!
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:46 |
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this isn't virtual reality, it's Apple Reality™
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 21:46 |
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it's like the words on my emails are real
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:23 |
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stebe jebs is fuckin DEAD
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:24 |
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How many generations in until they start offering whimsical color choices? I'm holding out for Flower Power or Blue Dalmatian
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:27 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:37 |
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Chinatown posted:stebe jebs is fuckin DEAD rip stebe. died of fruit juice poisoning
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:39 |
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pretty expensive for a j/o machine, but if that’s your hobby maybe it’s worth it
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:42 |
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the cool thing is u can message your friends who have apple products
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:44 |
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walled garden imessage piece of poo poo i would very much like to message from my physical keyboard no web interface you loving assholes, yeah i loving wonder why
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:47 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:I always wanted to watch TV with 5 pounds of metal on my head.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:47 |
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The human race have hit a wall in cool tech. Hurry up and die out sun
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 22:56 |
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Bad Purchase posted:pretty expensive for a j/o machine, but if that’s your hobby maybe it’s worth it VR is too much a pain in the rear end to JO as is, why spend ten times as much for a worse experience
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:00 |
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Garbaggles
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:02 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:02 |
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation is it tho
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:04 |
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Buce posted:is it tho yes
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:05 |
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Mega64 posted:VR is too much a pain in the rear end to JO as is, why spend ten times as much for a worse experience until now
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:05 |
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when are they going to make that thing that denziel washington ran around on when he wore the goggles in virtuosity, so you can walk and run in 360 degrees and poo poo
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:19 |
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When I was a kid we just wore an eye patch and a fake hook hand. Also we had a wooden shoulder parrot. All this technology is unnecessarily complicated
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:22 |
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Duck and Cover posted:Buy one it's an investment. Which reminds me I should get a juicereo.
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:23 |
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Just inject the ads into my eyes you loving cowards
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:26 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:17 |
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Using the Crapple version of the Awful app to post new threads… …in VR…
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# ? Jun 5, 2023 23:53 |