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# ? Sep 26, 2023 23:33 |
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only $ 3499 lmao
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Revolutionary idea from Tim Apple
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crapple!
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A $3500 computer that does a fraction of what a real computer does with super lovely UX, but IN VR!!! I always wanted to watch TV with 5 pounds of metal on my head.
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I will be sure to get these
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It's too bad nom epique is on probation
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so cross country skiing is the final frontier for Capital or?
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation shan't speculate but i imagine he'd have a lot to say about these so called "goggles"
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I look forward to the inevitable "Apple discontinues [whatever the gently caress this is] after poor sales" news stories in a year or two.
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation dsf posted:only $ 3499 lmao Panic! At The Tesco posted:crapple!
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so is there any reason to think they've gotten around the myriad number of platform issues Microsoft ran into with Hololens or should I just get some popcorn ready
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation He will gladly cop these for $3499 and follow up with a post decrying the continued lack of student loan forgiveness.
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Surely, this time we'll reach the sci-fi I do think AR is more workable than VR, and maybe we'll see it in our lifetimes, but $3499 ski goggles ain't it.
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dervival posted:so is there any reason to think they've gotten around the myriad number of platform issues Microsoft ran into with Hololens or should I just get some popcorn ready They have a real app store and it presumably works under non-professional lighting. No idea why they would announce it this early, just shadow drop it next January you bums!
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People will scoff at the price but I did an actual IRL lol, lmao at the 2 hour battery life.
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Bumhead posted:People will scoff at the price but I did an actual IRL lol, lmao at the 2 hour battery life. Nobody wants to wear a VR headset for longer than that. I’m usually done at an hour tops before I start getting a headache and sweating under the light seal.
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Apple is doomed. They will never ever sell a billion tech products that are overpriced and not as good as the competition. It's never happened!!
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this isn't virtual reality, it's Apple Reality™
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it's like the words on my emails are real
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stebe jebs is fuckin DEAD
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How many generations in until they start offering whimsical color choices? I'm holding out for Flower Power or Blue Dalmatian
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Chinatown posted:stebe jebs is fuckin DEAD rip stebe. died of fruit juice poisoning
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pretty expensive for a j/o machine, but if that’s your hobby maybe it’s worth it
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the cool thing is u can message your friends who have apple products
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walled garden imessage piece of poo poo i would very much like to message from my physical keyboard no web interface you loving assholes, yeah i loving wonder why
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:I always wanted to watch TV with 5 pounds of metal on my head.
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The human race have hit a wall in cool tech. Hurry up and die out sun
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Bad Purchase posted:pretty expensive for a j/o machine, but if that’s your hobby maybe it’s worth it VR is too much a pain in the rear end to JO as is, why spend ten times as much for a worse experience
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Garbaggles
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MrQwerty posted:It's too bad nom epique is on probation is it tho
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Buce posted:is it tho yes
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Mega64 posted:VR is too much a pain in the rear end to JO as is, why spend ten times as much for a worse experience until now
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when are they going to make that thing that denziel washington ran around on when he wore the goggles in virtuosity, so you can walk and run in 360 degrees and poo poo
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When I was a kid we just wore an eye patch and a fake hook hand. Also we had a wooden shoulder parrot. All this technology is unnecessarily complicated
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Duck and Cover posted:Buy one it's an investment. Which reminds me I should get a juicereo.
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Just inject the ads into my eyes you loving cowards
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# ? Sep 26, 2023 23:33 |
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Using the Crapple version of the Awful app to post new threads… …in VR…
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