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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
only $ 3499 lmao

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Revolutionary idea from Tim Apple

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


crapple!

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
A $3500 computer that does a fraction of what a real computer does with super lovely UX, but IN VR!!!

I always wanted to watch TV with 5 pounds of metal on my head.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I will be sure to get these

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

It's too bad nom epique is on probation

6523
Jun 5, 2023
so cross country skiing is the final frontier for Capital or?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


MrQwerty posted:

It's too bad nom epique is on probation

shan't speculate but i imagine he'd have a lot to say about these so called "goggles"

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
I look forward to the inevitable "Apple discontinues [whatever the gently caress this is] after poor sales" news stories in a year or two.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

It's too bad nom epique is on probation

dsf posted:

only $ 3499 lmao

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

so is there any reason to think they've gotten around the myriad number of platform issues Microsoft ran into with Hololens or should I just get some popcorn ready

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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MrQwerty posted:

It's too bad nom epique is on probation

He will gladly cop these for $3499 and follow up with a post decrying the continued lack of student loan forgiveness.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Surely, this time we'll reach the sci-fi dystopia future we've all been dreaming of.

I do think AR is more workable than VR, and maybe we'll see it in our lifetimes, but $3499 ski goggles ain't it.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

dervival posted:

so is there any reason to think they've gotten around the myriad number of platform issues Microsoft ran into with Hololens or should I just get some popcorn ready

They have a real app store and it presumably works under non-professional lighting. No idea why they would announce it this early, just shadow drop it next January you bums!

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

People will scoff at the price but I did an actual IRL lol, lmao at the 2 hour battery life.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Bumhead posted:

People will scoff at the price but I did an actual IRL lol, lmao at the 2 hour battery life.

Nobody wants to wear a VR headset for longer than that. I’m usually done at an hour tops before I start getting a headache and sweating under the light seal.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Apple is doomed. They will never ever sell a billion tech products that are overpriced and not as good as the competition. It's never happened!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

this isn't virtual reality, it's Apple Reality™

nut
Jul 30, 2019

it's like the words on my emails are real

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
stebe jebs is fuckin DEAD

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

How many generations in until they start offering whimsical color choices? I'm holding out for Flower Power or Blue Dalmatian

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
:woz:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chinatown posted:

stebe jebs is fuckin DEAD

rip stebe. died of fruit juice poisoning

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




pretty expensive for a j/o machine, but if that’s your hobby maybe it’s worth it

nut
Jul 30, 2019

the cool thing is u can message your friends who have apple products

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
walled garden imessage piece of poo poo

i would very much like to message from my physical keyboard

no web interface you loving assholes, yeah i loving wonder why

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

I always wanted to watch TV with 5 pounds of metal on my head.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

The human race have hit a wall in cool tech. Hurry up and die out sun

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bad Purchase posted:

pretty expensive for a j/o machine, but if that’s your hobby maybe it’s worth it

VR is too much a pain in the rear end to JO as is, why spend ten times as much for a worse experience

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Garbaggles

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

MrQwerty posted:

It's too bad nom epique is on probation

is it tho

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Buce posted:

is it tho

yes

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mega64 posted:

VR is too much a pain in the rear end to JO as is, why spend ten times as much for a worse experience

until now

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
when are they going to make that thing that denziel washington ran around on when he wore the goggles in virtuosity, so you can walk and run in 360 degrees and poo poo

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
When I was a kid we just wore an eye patch and a fake hook hand. Also we had a wooden shoulder parrot. All this technology is unnecessarily complicated

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Duck and Cover posted:

Buy one it's an investment. Which reminds me I should get a juicereo.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Just inject the ads into my eyes you loving cowards

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Apr 6, 2011

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Using the Crapple version of the Awful app to post new threads…




…in VR…

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