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Finally I can view Goatse in AR and carry him with me in my view as I do chores.
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I've been waiting my entire life to be able to do this.
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AR is a fascinating field to me. It could be actually, genuinely useful to so many industries, but instead it pretty much gets made into ridiculously expensive gimmicks with features like "always be recording" and "idunno, check your email with your eyes?" Which is sad because I don't give a gently caress about VR metaverse poo poo, but AR is such an interesting tool if it was utilised like CAD or poo poo like that, an actual tool, not a designer piece of lovely phone taped to a hat.
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SCheeseman posted:That's one thing I'm less bothered by. It's still a bit of a regression but people put up with a cable between their earphones and Walkman for decades, and being able to easily swap it out eases battery anxiety a little bit. You kiddin' me? I expect no less than a full battery vest, for all-day maximum reality augmentation CaptainSarcastic posted:Does the iSight not count? It was Firewire and pretty much exclusive to Macs, but still remains one of the nicest webcams I've ever used. drat, I forgot all about those. I wonder if you could get one working with up-to-date hardware. Looks like FireWire adapters are more common than I thought, but I wonder if any of them are any good. And now that I think about it, there were also these in the 90s, though I've never handled one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_QuickTake
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$3500 and they don't even give you the snorkel bit. Apple is a joke.
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When this thing finally gets in the wild it’ll be interesting to see the teardowns where it’s proven to be ~$700 worth of materials in a $100 box made in China for $20 in labor costs.
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If this allows people to finally sleep at work without management and colleagues constantly nagging them about it, it will be a huge success. Being awake during work is the worst part of it
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actually looking forward to seeing pictures of dipshits wearing these things in public lol
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:actually looking forward to seeing pictures of dipshits wearing these things in public lol I'm going to use one 24/7 while being autodriven around in my Tesla. Preordered ten just now of both
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one guy’s gonna own it and be out there fronting like he’s a founding member of parliament funkadelic. I think it’s ok for him to wear one. unless that man is andre 3000. also acceptable for phantom of the opera types.
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I’m pretty sure this is intended to be used in the safety of one’s own home, but I guess if you’re dumb enough to walk around in public with a $3500 clout crown that can be easily ripped off your head that’s on you.
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ok, I take back what I said earlier. all those people are lame as hell. there is only one type of person who will be cool wearing these and that is petty criminals recording all of their crimes in 3dvr it’s gonna be loving sweet. might want to invest in worldstarhiphop. that poo poo is going to the moon.
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These would be cool if the world today was the optimistic techno future of the 90s rather than it's actual dreary dystopia.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSC0RkJuBVw "will someday replace the smartphone" "so much technology in this its hard to imagine" -first 90 seconds of this apple shill video
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m pretty sure this is intended to be used in the safety of one’s own home, but I guess if you’re dumb enough to walk around in public with a $3500 clout crown that can be easily ripped off your head that’s on you. Someone will absolutely wear a pair into a men's room and then post the panoramic 3D video on the internet
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MrQwerty posted:Someone will absolutely wear a pair into a men's room and then post the panoramic 3D video on the internet Surely they'll turn off and leave you in the dark as soon as they detect a penis. Wouldn't want someone to watch porn on the work machine.
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10 years later and it still looks worse than the hololens
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Also - just in time for the metaverse!
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Speleothing posted:Surely they'll turn off and leave you in the dark as soon as they detect a penis. Wouldn't want someone to watch porn on the work machine. If it turns off once it detects a penis that would remove 90% of the market for it e: yeah, ok, I forgot about lesbian porn. Make that 50% of the market
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The men's room incident will be a convenient excuse to pull them from the market without publicly disclosing sales figures
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CRAPple fARt goggles
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I'm just gonna steal these from the apple store the same way I got my head phones and smart watch (junk). Try and catch me geniuses, you loving dorks, I'm wearing heelies!
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Imagine how satisfying it would feel to shove Tim Apple over and rip a pair of AR goggles from his hands and then just smash them on the ground, put your arm around your best girl and say "Come on, babe."
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The Goggles will control your mind to give favorable thread ratings to apple threads
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$3500 gets you 32mb of storage. what you want is the pro for $12,999 and that gets you 8 gigabites
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GABA ghoul posted:If it turns off once it detects a penis that would remove 90% of the market for it From what I hear they're going to put out two versions of it. The no-penis version where it will remove any penis in sight and the too many penis version, where, if it detects an area of the screen that doesn't already have a penis it will digitally add more in. Like normal with apple products your going to have to jail break it just to get what you think would come out of the box, a penis slider so you can be the one to chose how many penis you actually want to be seeing at any particular time. Seriously apple just let the consumer customizes this stuff ourselves!
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kntfkr posted:$3500 gets you 32mb of storage. what you want is the pro for $12,999 and that gets you 8 gigabites Guaranteed this thing has zero onboard storage and needs to be tethered to an iPhone to work. Apple does not let you escape the ecosystem.
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The end of the head cord just has an iphone dangling at the end.
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When I’m not using mine I’m gonna wear it on the back of my neck like guy fieri
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Somewhere Steve Jobs is floating through space in a parallelogram, futilely trying to free himself from the phantom zone.
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Almost Smart posted:Somewhere Steve Jobs is floating through space in a parallelogram, futilely trying to free himself from the phantom zone. Also his BO is fogging up the parallelogram.
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I support them "changing how we do work" because that means doing less than 2 hours of work a day before the battery is flat
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Ok ok, I'll go back to the office. No need to keep inventing weirdo Zoom meeting ski goggles.
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:I support them "changing how we do work" because that means doing less than 2 hours of work a day before the battery is flat Look if this all somehow crazily leads to apple getting everyone a 10 hour or less work week I'll never say a drat thing against them again. The dystopian future no one was expecting, your work schedules defined by how quickly your AR set recharges.
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