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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Saturday, and you know what that means! It's time for Collision! The Owen Hart Foundation Tournament continues in full force tonight**, the TBS Championship is on the line, and the AEW World Champion will be in action!


https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1674972993963843585?s=20

In the first of the final three first round matches of The Owen Hart Foundation Tournament will see ROH World Television Champion Samoa Joe take on a former ROH World Television Champion in the form of Roderick Strong! Expect this to be one hard striking affair, as these two are sure to bring that mid-00 ROH flavor*** to this bout! Also, CM Punk, the first man to advance in the tournament, will be on commentary.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1675247906599899137?s=20

In the penultimate match of The Owen, "Absolute" Ricky Starks will be facing Bullet Club Gold's Juice Robinson!**** Starks may have thought he was done with the BCG, but if he wants to win the Cup, he's going to have to go through them one more time.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1675202608070377472?s=20

And in the final first round match, "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes squares off with Powerhouse Hobbs! "The Natural" hasn't been shy about expressing his thoughts about his career winding down. Could a win in The Owen be his one shot at glory?***** Not if Hobbs has anything to say about it.

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1675173667876265985?s=20

TBS Title colder Kris Statlander is proving to be a fighting champion, chilling to take on any and all challengers. And tonight she's going to have an ice one, as her challenge has been answered by ROH regular, Lady Frost. Frost is coming off an impressive snowing against ROH Women's World Champion, Athena. Both competitors have gymnastics backgrounds, cold this match be a thaw dropping affair? Who will emerge as the winter?

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1675148550617833475?s=20

AEW World Champion will make his Collision in-ring debut tonight, and boy, he has been extremely vocal about how unhappy he is about it.******

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1674896892222742528?s=20

The Redeemer Miro will be in action. He used to fight for his god*******, but has now declared himself "godless". Is that going to make him ever more dangerous?********

Also,

While no promo segments have been announced, c'mon, there's gotta be some promos.





*Someone's gonna argue "It's actually the second because the first isn't the 'annual'. To which I reply "I don't care."
**How many balls will be crushed during these first round matches?
***And what do you imagine that flavor to taste like? Sweat socks and Pepsi?
****https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hu6BAsN4I4
*****"One Shot at Glory" is a totally under-appreciated Judas Priest song. In fact, their whole album "Painkiller" is flawless.
******Really? That's so unlike him.
*******And his hot wife.
********Yes. Yes it will.

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Miro's promo from last week where he denounced God and his wife was compelling stuff, looking forward to the development of his character as a turbo-atheist and incel

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


FITE is showing the show as starting in one hour, the hell?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
There's a lot I like about last jedi

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The Taxman posted:

FITE is showing the show as starting in one hour, the hell?

FITE :argh:

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

One of the worst Star Wars, after all the other ones!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

One of the worst Star Wars, after all the other ones!

Yeah they are all bad but also all good lol its weird.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








lmao god dammit fite

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I am ready to collide.

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

Saturday night is alright fight night :woop:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I’ve heard tonight is all right for fighting c/d?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
https://twitter.com/JT_Jag/status/1675280846175993860

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Aw, I would've gotten to see some of The Good Star War if I'd tuned in earlier. :(

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It’s still hosed up that none of the actual leads in the Disney Star Wars got top billing.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
I love these little intros

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Still lol that this is the actual theme for the show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh come the gently caress on, Fite.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

This mini promo intro loving rules

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


drat it, why did fite push it back an hour

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Nothing gets you more pumped for a wrestling show than Elton John

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

The A show is so good

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Fite users start losing

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Maxwell Lord posted:

It’s still hosed up that none of the actual leads in the Disney Star Wars got top billing.

Finn should have been a jedi

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

I can't hear anything Max is saying. :(

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Fite what the gently caress

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The Linear Ace

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Good god I'm gonna have to watch on TNT with advertisements like the poors because FITE is dumb :(

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Shard posted:

Finn should have been a jedi

He kinda was in the absolute dumbest way possible.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Everyone shut up my best friend is here

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


We had a vote and we're waiting because fuuuuuuck pip

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

The set is Really good for MJF's entrance. It's like all the screens have scarves

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

samoa joe is so good on the mic


roderick strong less so

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


poo poo now it says its been pushed to tomorrow

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Wearing USA gear in Hamilton on Canada Day

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Shard posted:

Finn should have been a jedi

None of them should have been a Jedi; not Finn, Rey, Kylo, Snoke

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010



This is the first time in my life as a Fite user I've felt what it feels like to lose.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


lol that lazy tap out

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

Maxwell Lord posted:

Wearing USA gear in Hamilton on Canada Day

:patriot:

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Fite, I've had enough problems with websites today. Don't do this to me.

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Duke Pukem posted:

poo poo now it says its been pushed to tomorrow

lmao what is this poo poo

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