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samcarsten posted:*posts in Grand Army of the Republic subforum* Just like the Theorizations!
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PennyCandyTriangular was the greatest charlatan on this forum.
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samcarsten posted:PennyCandyTriangular was the greatest charlatan on this forum. I literally bought snake oil from him, killed two of my children.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:44
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Hello I am from the late 19th century
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Jul 12, 2023 13:44
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I have obtained oriental wall scrolls of a most erotic character.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:45
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This newfangled indoor plumbing simply will not take off. Who wants a bunch of pipes in their home when you can go down to the swimmin’ hole and bathe, wash your clothes against the rocks, and poo poo and piss all at the same time?
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Jul 12, 2023 13:46
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You Are A Elf posted:This newfangled indoor plumbing simply will not take off. Who wants a bunch of pipes in their home when you can go down to the swimmin’ hole and bathe, wash your clothes against the rocks, and poo poo and piss all at the same time? a christian who excrete in his own swimming hole, a shameful christian.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:47
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im permabanned poster confederateveteran58.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:50
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You Are A Elf posted:This newfangled indoor plumbing simply will not take off. Who wants a bunch of pipes in their home when you can go down to the swimmin’ hole and bathe, wash your clothes against the rocks, and poo poo and piss all at the same time? Also, baptizin'.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:51
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Woe to you, my princess, when I come. I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are forward you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body. *Intercepts your letter, crosses all that out, and writes "I'm a big dumb dumb bozo and I smell my own farts" before sending it on*
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samcarsten posted:a christian who excrete in his own swimming hole, a shameful christian. Gopher, Everett?
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Jul 12, 2023 13:53
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Contemplating to indulge in a beverage of the tropics
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Jul 12, 2023 13:55
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Smugworth posted:*Intercepts your letter, crosses all that out, and writes "I'm a big dumb dumb bozo and I smell my own farts" before sending it on* Wow. Very improper behavior. The James Joyce letters were early 20th century.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:55
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Contemplating to indulge in a beverage of the tropics Drink Gin darling, it will shield you from the Wastening.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:56
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hey sup
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Contemplating to indulge in a beverage of the tropics Yes, I'm quite partial to opium tea as well
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Jul 12, 2023 14:01
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dee eight posted:hey sup I'm afraid the superintendent is unable to oversee the acquisition of hay at this time. Furthermore, the correct abbreviation is "supt." Good day
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Jul 12, 2023 14:59
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samcarsten posted:I have obtained oriental wall scrolls of a most erotic character.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:02
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Hey this velocipede loving sucks
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Jul 12, 2023 15:34
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I let my employer borrow my condome and now my wife is with childe. Is it possible there was foul play afoot?
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Jul 12, 2023 15:39
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I have just come into a substantial inheritance from my uncle (he made his fortune amongst the Zanzibari slave merchants), so I am relocating to the island of Capri to pursue my sodomitical interests.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:43
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*jerks off*
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I was accosted by a most paranormal foe and am covered in ectoplasm.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:45
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Icochet posted:*jerks off* Ah, a fellow freemason
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Jul 12, 2023 15:45
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For one hundred dollars each I shall take four wealthy and virtuous men down to the murky depths of the ocean on this wooden bathysphere, crafted diligently with mine own hands.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:50
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Boy am I parched, I could really do with some room temperature partially wild fermented beer.
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Jul 12, 2023 15:55
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Friends, my wife was made to purchase a device though which her hysteria has been remedied. I heartily endorse such a purchase, as it Hass been a boon to my health and ability to spend time with compatriots. There is now hardly a night in which her mania is not treated!
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Jul 12, 2023 16:01
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i support women's suffrage USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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Jul 12, 2023 16:18
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I'm going to devise a new candy that appeals to children. It shall of course taste like weird herbs, instead of something like chocolate or fruit. It can also be used as a nerve tonic to remedy fainting in sickly women.
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Jul 12, 2023 16:20
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:For one hundred dollars each I shall take four wealthy and virtuous men down to the murky depths of the ocean on this wooden bathysphere, crafted diligently with mine own hands. Icochet posted:*jerks off*
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Jul 12, 2023 16:21
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I have kept my Top Hat free from compression for many months now. Daresay I think it time to wear to the Town Gathering.
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Jul 12, 2023 16:21
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what did you call this substance? cocaine? golly, i think i've swallowed a hare!
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Jul 12, 2023 16:26
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I say, the wretched buyer-driven cashiering post at the market forces one to endure the indignity of impersonating a common clerk. What a grievous offense to my esteemed lineage and aristocratic standing, to debase myself momentarily toiling in a menial occupation compensated of naught but a meager minimum wage.
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Jul 12, 2023 16:35
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Gonna tell the homies about some sick poo poo I saw at the world's fair
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Jul 12, 2023 16:37
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Buxom maidens prefer the most ungentlemanly suitors. *slices the guts out of five prostitutes*
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Jul 12, 2023 16:51
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Don’t Post Ankles Here
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Jul 12, 2023 17:01
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t Post Ankles Here Women should be able to vote! And wear clothes of their own choice!
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Jul 12, 2023 17:04
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JamMaster Flash posted:Gonna tell the homies about some sick poo poo I saw at the world's fair Come leisure at my hotel first chap it’s right next door
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Jul 12, 2023 17:36
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redshirt posted:Women should be able to vote! And wear clothes of their own choice! 
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What’s the 19th century version of cspam?
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