- Gaylor Moon
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Hello I walk unnescrilay at a brisk pace and it's annoying as hell tbh!!!!
What does one do when stuck behind a slow walker in a narrow hallway?? Does one match thine pace to slow down behind them (which is tricky) or offer a brisk 'scue me' and just squeeze past them in an amorphous blob-like type form
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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From years of working restaurants I've always had a pretty brisk walk.
Lately, I just move to the music of the world. If someone slows down, I'll slow down. I have nowhere to be. Plus there's a chance they'll do something interesting and I'll get to see it.
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Jul 18, 2023 19:42
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- Gaylor Moon
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Gender? I hardly know'er
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From years of working restaurants I've always had a pretty brisk walk.
Lately, I just move to the music of the world. If someone slows down, I'll slow down. I have nowhere to be. Plus there's a chance they'll do something interesting and I'll get to see it.
aaa I just feel like an over-eager-beaver dork bcz I'm *always* the one walking faster and have trouble slowing down; and inevitable catch up with whomst is in front of me 
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Jul 18, 2023 21:29
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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inevitable catch up with whomst is in front of me
That's why you "serpentine", so you never catch up to them!
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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Jul 18, 2023 21:46
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- Overdog
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by CVG(and can't post for 10 years!)
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get the shell station
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Jul 18, 2023 22:25
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- Macnult
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i walk at a reasonable pace but when you’re given the opportunity to swim move past someone you take it
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Jul 19, 2023 00:07
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- Pajser
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Just start sprinting, i do that and everyone moves to the side like im a truck
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Jul 19, 2023 08:50
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I stand and mosey for a living so I'm the slow guy now. however I used to be swift so I am always ready and willing to be passed. just use the fast lane on my left pls
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jul 19, 2023 09:04
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~hey~
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I'm a speed demon. Get out of my way
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Jul 19, 2023 10:07
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- Gaylor Moon
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Gender? I hardly know'er
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That's why you "serpentine", so you never catch up to them!
oooo I will have to put this into practice....
I'm a speed demon. Get out of my way
see? it's a curse but it's whats been bestowed upon on 😔
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Jul 19, 2023 18:58
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~hey~
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Following the proper racing line to go from my desk to the break room
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Jul 20, 2023 01:31
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i run up stairs/slopes because i want to be going at a constant speed on the ground plane ignoring the z axis so i travel at a faster diagonal speed
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Jul 22, 2023 03:40
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I appreciate slow walkers, since I can use the slipstream effect to get a temporary boost
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Jul 22, 2023 07:29
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They can "red shell" all they like. They know they are slower, and that knowledge will eat at their souls
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Jul 22, 2023 14:50
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- Quadramind
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I walk one leg fast
And one leg slow
Oh, the places I fail to go
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Jul 23, 2023 17:38
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- FutonForensic
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i run up stairs/slopes because i want to be going at a constant speed on the ground plane ignoring the z axis so i travel at a faster diagonal speed
this is the real poo poo right here
 
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- Chrs
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when I walk with my wife its like in a videogame where you're walking with an npc but they walk faster than your walk speed and slower than your run speed
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but sometimes they be hidin that red turtle shell with the L button 
