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It's time for everyone in CSPAM to know the pecking list of where you belong. the crews are watching with baited breath, the cliques are getting antsy and rowdy, and the threads are delvolving into another dumb injoke. So check below to see where you are ranked in CSPAM. Don't like it? Mad? Tough, this list is  MOD APPROVED as the mods have agreed to submit to me all reports this get so I can rank you even lower and laugh at you when it happens. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.Gradenko: I'm starting off with an uncontroversial one. An effort poster who makes good jokes. It's good to see, even amongst the shitposting, to see some good posts. Viciously de-ik'd by the QQCS crew™ for making a "retard" joke that was mocking someone else. R-word gang lost a big one that day. A TIER Al!: Fine poster, get's made IK and suddenly has a little badge to flash at people. Sadly, they made a funny joke and was sat on by fluffdaddy. Now spends their days crying for their star back and wistfully reminding people about the 3 days they had power over others. B TIER Azatoth: It's hosed up that they let KM back in as an admin under this alt, especially hosed up that they are also fluffdaddy's alt and had to step down because they knew SAD was going to be a big loving disaster. Being an admin that steps down means you do get some points added, but not enough to get the stench of the red star off you. C TIER Lib and let die: Hey guys, get a load of this cannoli!! He's loving italian!! Did you know that? Of course you did, it's like one of the two posts he makes every day. Despite this crucial misstep, Lib did take a big one on the chin and get doxxed and inadvertently killed a mod and an admin. By laws of the jungle, I have to put him high up on this list. A TIER Mr. Hootington: Sexist. Murderer. Fortnite player. Hoot's done a lot of cool things and is hated by like half of CSPAM. That usually gets you put either high or low on this list, but as of this post is the 3rd most prolific trump thread poster. That's loving embarrasing, next he's going to become a landlord and get dropped even further down the list. C TIER Poppers: Who the hell is this person? Some alt of someone, but they did cause some extremely good meltdowns so that gives them points... too bad about the attention seeking. B TIER CKF: The true beating heart of a poster, and someone who is, as of right now, waiting to be named IK of CSPAM. Good at causing meltdowns, but not quite good enough to take home the gold. A TIER Lpzie: Didn't like their posts, now banned for fraudulent accusations of domestic assault against someone else. D TIER Lobster Shirt: Does my bidding. B TIER Libster poo poo: Trash fire, garbage. mod brained to hell. F TIER ram dass/crazy cloud: At one point, an absolutely trash poster. However, time truly does heal all wounds, including head wounds apparently. Occasionally seen making funny posts when not posting outside trump thread. B TIER tman/tokin: Same as above, needs to chill out about recipes though. B TIER Frosted Flake: 'Oi guv, the queen is gunna manifest communism into law she is. Troop into monarcho-communism who's never played a hoi game, loving tragic. and hilarious. A TIER IN UKRAINE THREAD, D TIER OUTSIDE OF IT Second hand meat mouth/500gd: Makes a lot of good posts, does a lot of empty quoting. Looking forward to their big breakout post or meltdown post. It's gonna be good stuff. B TIER AnimeisTrash: The most hated poster in CSPAM, the most ignored poster in CSPAM, and a vegan. Dude literally caused a man to meltdown and post fantasies about eating him from posting pictures of recipes. How could he be anything but S TIER Xaris: A poster in the mold of gradenko, more effort posts and less funny posts. It takes all kinds in CSPAM. B TIER 16 Bit Butthead: lmao your a cspam poster now, bitch. go back to elon musk thread and defend his honor hahaha S TIER Speng31b: Was developing dangerous cases of mod-brain, but seems to have begun treatment. Is on the path to being normal again. B tier lumpentroll: 🖕 B TIER CODChimera: Don't know you but you quoted me. B TIER croup coughfield: Good poster, knows about something called marxism which makes him seem enlightened to CSPAM. Makes funny posts and makes people mad and may also be revolver ocelot IRL (unconfirmed). Also has reports that he is an anarchist, which would be a huge blow if proven true, but allegations alone mean he's still in S TIER The Fyad Glennstersthe list of posters is seemingly endless but also an increasingly small minority of posters that no one has been able to find. but thankfully, a poster was kind enough to provide a full list Just a Moron posted:You, hootington, ait, fitzgerald. Tristeham is your weird hanger-on cheerleader. A TIER Tristeham Weird hanger-on cheerleader. B TIER Ringo Roadagain Very bad poster, learned what a joke was when the dictionary told him to look in the mirror. Not knowing who this poster is means you are lucky. F TIER COVID thread: Time for a hot take. The COVID thread produces some of the best content the forums have seen. Goon who turned his blood into jam. Goon who wore an inter dimensional time travel suit to Costco, a dude farting into a mask. They never leave the house, or indeed, their computers. It's pure posting, 100% of the time. If you're mad at them? That's right, you're mad at them. They've won. Can't put them in S tier because posters there do like laughing at dead people and can't take a joke. A TIER SUCC thread: Hey guys, liberals! *studio audience laughs* Uh oh, Joe Biden is at it again!! *studio audience laughs harder, begins clapping* Hey guys, here's a bunch of 0 engagement tweets with liberals!! *studio audience coughs awkwardly, and shifts in chair* C TIER STEWIE GRIFFIN POLITICS thread: Thread keeps running its course, then somebody does something dumb and makes it worthwhile again. B TIER DOOMSDAY ECON thread: Computertouchers learning about socialism and sitting around waiting for it to happen while crying about their renters not paying their bills. D TIER MARXISM thread: A thread to learn about things. I can't judge the thread accurately as I am always 1500 unread posts behind and say I'm going to check on it during lunch but just end up clicking on a shitposting thread. A TIER GLENN Thread: One of the better threads a few years back, a true thunderdome thread that had decent posts, funny posts, dumb posts to laugh at. The quintessential CSPAM thread. Got worse as David got sick and Glenn became more transphobic and had less to say about foreign policy. C TIER BIOSPHERE thread: The world's dying you say? Oh, so you're spending the last few moments of it enjoying the world as you can? No? You're posting all day and crying about it? drat, that sure is interesting as gently caress NOT. F TIER ASIA Thread: Really good thread and has a lot of effort and funny posts. Definitely recommend this and pretty much any regional thread in CSPAM to a lessor degree. S TIER TRUMP thread: There are so many things you can say about this thread. Called the heart of CSPAM by it's posters, called fail poo poo that should be gassed by its detractors. The one thing that's undeniable though, is how the gently caress do you make a thread about donald trump that's boring and unfunny. D TIER Blue star havers: Mod brained. Once normal humans, now hallowed out for more computer parts for Jeffery. D TIER Red star haver: Currently, only Vyelkin. Imagine deciding to be a mod of CSPAM, now imagine deciding you want to be the top dog of the mods. Disgusting. Somehow, still a decent poster and good admin. Can't rate them higher than D on principle though. D TIER Anarchist posters: It cannot be denied that every single anarchist poster has fail posting energy. It's like a stench that follows them, you just know who they are and it's disgusting. D TIER Communist posters: Can't rank since there are none in CSPAM. Liberal posters: They are everywhere and you know who they are. D TIER Chud posters: Not to be confused with posters who do nothing but post about chuds. True outright Chuds... sadly, they are virtually extinct in CSPAM and have held up in GBS. These guys are great to laugh at and CSPAM needs one or two of these to laugh at. B TIER posters who do nothing but post about chuds: just stop psoting, you suck rear end F Tier This list is not fully complete but let's people know where they stand and whether they need to do more emptyqouting of their betters. Top tiers, dont start slacking off and thinking your king. Keep honing your crown lest it fall to the masses.
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I graciously accept my recognition as a rising posting star. Voting 5 and moving on.
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good job OP this was well crafted. I'm hoping to see more content from you in the future
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I feel like this thread is very good and very helpful thank you
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lol cool
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bestest thread in cspam by a mile keep up the good work  i once aspired to be a great poster but im just not cut out for it sadly. RadiRoot has issued a correction as of 04:18 on Jul 26, 2023 |
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in it, voted 5, sticky thread
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RadiRoot posted:bestest thread in cspam by a mile keep up the good work editing your posts will never help you achieve greatness
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:editing your posts will never help you achieve greatness yeah i gave up.
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really queer Christmas posted:Tristeham Weird hanger-on cheerleader. B TIER he quotes my posts and says lol sometimes so s-tier
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not in it didn't vote democracy is a bourgeois indulgence
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I make almost 6 posts a day and you didn’t give me any recognition. gently caress YOU!!!
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same tier as poppers, brutal
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cat botherer posted:I make almost 6 posts a day and you didn’t give me any recognition. quality not quantity hun 
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Al! posted:same tier as poppers, brutal Be more flattered bitch
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not in it, gas
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R. Guyovich posted:not in it, gas
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I feel like I got off easy here
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gradenko should be demoted for not finishing his iron heroes game
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R. Guyovich posted:not in it, gas Legit thought you quit posting. Also I found this kn your rapsheet: Gusano m (plural gusanos) a worm. an insect larva, such as a grub or caterpillar. a maggot. (Cuba, derogatory) a person who has defected from Cuba. Nice slur. Rules apply evenly. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. Lmfao S tier
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really queer Christmas posted:Legit thought you quit posting. Also I found this kn your rapsheet: lmfao
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really queer Christmas posted:Legit thought you quit posting. Also I found this kn your rapsheet: lol
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really queer Christmas posted:Legit thought you quit posting. Also I found this kn your rapsheet: lol
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bait thread, embarrassing
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We've reached the navel gazing stage of forum collapse. And complete failure to recognize ironic recipes as worse than ironic genocide denial.
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really queer Christmas posted:Legit thought you quit posting. Also I found this kn your rapsheet: lol
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No Buck Wildman, voted 1
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ikanreed posted:We've reached the navel gazing stage of forum collapse. ironic genocide acknowledging actually
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diaper baby tier as gently caress list op
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ScrubLeague posted:not in it didn't vote democracy is a bourgeois indulgence Is this not you? I presumed that's what the red and black flag in your av stood for not Ukrainian nationalism. really queer Christmas posted:Anarchist posters: It cannot be denied that every single anarchist poster has fail posting energy. It's like a stench that follows them, you just know who they are and it's disgusting. D TIER
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Al! posted:same tier as poppers, brutal welcome to my level I'd give you a B as well but we'll see what the official stats say
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really queer Christmas posted:Legit thought you quit posting. Also I found this kn your rapsheet: lol
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tokin opposition is A tier. if you disagree you're a deeply unserious person.
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can someone review the ufo thread? thanks
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fart simpson posted:can someone review the ufo thread? thanks its a good time to post about aliens with your friends A+
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people got angry with me in that thread when i said astral projection isn’t real, which is funny
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every thread is like a different neighborhood. there are some rough ones out there. some are quiet, some very fast.
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fart simpson posted:people got angry with me in that thread when i said astral projection isn’t real, which is funny Wow. Look at Mr. NDT over here. Rooti
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Weka posted:Is this not you? I presumed that's what the red and black flag in your av stood for not Ukrainian nationalism. d tier is the same as not being in it
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