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- tenderjerk
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great job op
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Jul 26, 2023 11:55
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- Cranappleberry
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we either got shafted or an incredible compliment
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- Regarde Aduck
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c l o u d k i t t e n
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- lumpentroll
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The hotter, the wetter, the better
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Sam tier
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- mawarannahr
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i had to read again.
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- ScootsMcSkirt
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thats a great av mawar
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Jul 26, 2023 12:18
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- Lib and let die
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In it, voted 5
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- Honky Mao
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Tankies go in R Tier
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Jul 26, 2023 13:38
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- Probably Magic
- Oct 9, 2012
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Looking cute, feeling cute.
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I'd give you a B as well but we'll see what the official stats say
I could live with that.
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Jul 26, 2023 15:12
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- lumpentroll
- Mar 4, 2020
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The hotter, the wetter, the better
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lets face it this was just a long love letter to croup
yep
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Jul 26, 2023 16:03
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- F Stop Fitzgerald
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katty kroup krew
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Jul 26, 2023 16:04
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- croup coughfield
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Can't post for 101 days!
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great work, no notes
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Jul 26, 2023 16:35
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- tenderjerk
- Nov 6, 2008
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man I've been posting so hard lately and even owned someone in the succ thread and still no recognition, it's like posting isn't praxis at all
this thread is for one goon to ingratiate themselves to a small cliquish subset of goons, you should not be concerned in the slightest if you are not namedropped
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Jul 26, 2023 16:42
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- croup coughfield
- Apr 8, 2020
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Can't post for 101 days!
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lmfao definitely
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Jul 26, 2023 16:43
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- mags
- May 30, 2008
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I am a congenital optimist.
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this thread is for one goon to ingratiate themselves to a small cliquish subset of goons, you should not be concerned in the slightest if you are not namedropped
you should be more concerned if you were
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Jul 26, 2023 16:46
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- lumpentroll
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The hotter, the wetter, the better
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welcome really queer christmas
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Jul 26, 2023 16:46
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- F Stop Fitzgerald
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glennsters are in control
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Jul 26, 2023 16:49
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- tenderjerk
- Nov 6, 2008
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sometimes my irony does not get through properly, I don't even know who the OP is
neither do most of those the op mentioned
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Jul 26, 2023 16:49
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It's time for everyone in CSPAM to know the pecking list of where you belong. the crews are watching with baited breath, the cliques are getting antsy and rowdy, and the threads are delvolving into another dumb injoke. So check below to see where you are ranked in CSPAM. Don't like it? Mad? Tough, this list is  MOD APPROVED as the mods have agreed to submit to me all reports this get so I can rank you even lower and laugh at you when it happens. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Gradenko: I'm starting off with an uncontroversial one. An effort poster who makes good jokes. It's good to see, even amongst the shitposting, to see some good posts. Viciously de-ik'd by the QQCS crew™ for making a "retard" joke that was mocking someone else. R-word gang lost a big one that day. A TIER
Al!: Fine poster, get's made IK and suddenly has a little badge to flash at people. Sadly, they made a funny joke and was sat on by fluffdaddy. Now spends their days crying for their star back and wistfully reminding people about the 3 days they had power over others. B TIER
Azatoth: It's hosed up that they let KM back in as an admin under this alt, especially hosed up that they are also fluffdaddy's alt and had to step down because they knew SAD was going to be a big loving disaster. Being an admin that steps down means you do get some points added, but not enough to get the stench of the red star off you. C TIER
Lib and let die: Hey guys, get a load of this cannoli!! He's loving italian!! Did you know that? Of course you did, it's like one of the two posts he makes every day. Despite this crucial misstep, Lib did take a big one on the chin and get doxxed and inadvertently killed a mod and an admin. By laws of the jungle, I have to put him high up on this list. A TIER
Mr. Hootington: Sexist. Murderer. Fortnite player. Hoot's done a lot of cool things and is hated by like half of CSPAM. That usually gets you put either high or low on this list, but as of this post is the 3rd most prolific trump thread poster. That's loving embarrasing, next he's going to become a landlord and get dropped even further down the list. C TIER
Poppers: Who the hell is this person? Some alt of someone, but they did cause some extremely good meltdowns so that gives them points... too bad about the attention seeking. B TIER
CKF: The true beating heart of a poster, and someone who is, as of right now, waiting to be named IK of CSPAM. Good at causing meltdowns, but not quite good enough to take home the gold. A TIER
Lpzie: Didn't like their posts, now banned for fraudulent accusations of domestic assault against someone else. D TIER
Lobster Shirt: Does my bidding. B TIER
Libster poo poo: Trash fire, garbage. mod brained to hell. F TIER
ram dass/crazy cloud: At one point, an absolutely trash poster. However, time truly does heal all wounds, including head wounds apparently. Occasionally seen making funny posts when not posting outside trump thread. B TIER
tman/tokin: Same as above, needs to chill out about recipes though. B TIER
Frosted Flake: 'Oi guv, the queen is gunna manifest communism into law she is. Troop into monarcho-communism who's never played a hoi game, loving tragic. and hilarious. A TIER IN UKRAINE THREAD, D TIER OUTSIDE OF IT
Second hand meat mouth/500gd: Makes a lot of good posts, does a lot of empty quoting. Looking forward to their big breakout post or meltdown post. It's gonna be good stuff. B TIER
AnimeisTrash: The most hated poster in CSPAM, the most ignored poster in CSPAM, and a vegan. Dude literally caused a man to meltdown and post fantasies about eating him from posting pictures of recipes. How could he be anything but S TIER
Xaris: A poster in the mold of gradenko, more effort posts and less funny posts. It takes all kinds in CSPAM. B TIER
16 Bit Butthead: lmao your a cspam poster now, bitch. go back to elon musk thread and defend his honor hahaha S TIER
Speng31b: Was developing dangerous cases of mod-brain, but seems to have begun treatment. Is on the path to being normal again. B tier
lumpentroll: 🖕 B TIER
CODChimera: Don't know you but you quoted me. B TIER
croup coughfield: Good poster, knows about something called marxism which makes him seem enlightened to CSPAM. Makes funny posts and makes people mad and may also be revolver ocelot IRL (unconfirmed). Also has reports that he is an anarchist, which would be a huge blow if proven true, but allegations alone mean he's still in S TIER
The Fyad Glennstersthe list of posters is seemingly endless but also an increasingly small minority of posters that no one has been able to find. but thankfully, a poster was kind enough to provide a full list
A TIER
Tristeham Weird hanger-on cheerleader. B TIER
Ringo Roadagain Very bad poster, learned what a joke was when the dictionary told him to look in the mirror. Not knowing who this poster is means you are lucky. F TIER
COVID thread: Time for a hot take. The COVID thread produces some of the best content the forums have seen. Goon who turned his blood into jam. Goon who wore an inter dimensional time travel suit to Costco, a dude farting into a mask. They never leave the house, or indeed, their computers. It's pure posting, 100% of the time. If you're mad at them? That's right, you're mad at them. They've won. Can't put them in S tier because posters there do like laughing at dead people and can't take a joke. A TIER
SUCC thread: Hey guys, liberals! *studio audience laughs* Uh oh, Joe Biden is at it again!! *studio audience laughs harder, begins clapping* Hey guys, here's a bunch of 0 engagement tweets with liberals!! *studio audience coughs awkwardly, and shifts in chair* C TIER
STEWIE GRIFFIN POLITICS thread: Thread keeps running its course, then somebody does something dumb and makes it worthwhile again. B TIER
DOOMSDAY ECON thread: Computertouchers learning about socialism and sitting around waiting for it to happen while crying about their renters not paying their bills. D TIER
MARXISM thread: A thread to learn about things. I can't judge the thread accurately as I am always 1500 unread posts behind and say I'm going to check on it during lunch but just end up clicking on a shitposting thread. A TIER
GLENN Thread: One of the better threads a few years back, a true thunderdome thread that had decent posts, funny posts, dumb posts to laugh at. The quintessential CSPAM thread. Got worse as David got sick and Glenn became more transphobic and had less to say about foreign policy. C TIER
BIOSPHERE thread: The world's dying you say? Oh, so you're spending the last few moments of it enjoying the world as you can? No? You're posting all day and crying about it? drat, that sure is interesting as gently caress NOT. F TIER
ASIA Thread: Really good thread and has a lot of effort and funny posts. Definitely recommend this and pretty much any regional thread in CSPAM to a lessor degree. S TIER
TRUMP thread: There are so many things you can say about this thread. Called the heart of CSPAM by it's posters, called fail poo poo that should be gassed by its detractors. The one thing that's undeniable though, is how the gently caress do you make a thread about donald trump that's boring and unfunny. D TIER
Blue star havers: Mod brained. Once normal humans, now hallowed out for more computer parts for Jeffery. D TIER
Red star haver: Currently, only Vyelkin. Imagine deciding to be a mod of CSPAM, now imagine deciding you want to be the top dog of the mods. Disgusting. Somehow, still a decent poster and good admin. Can't rate them higher than D on principle though. D TIER
Anarchist posters: It cannot be denied that every single anarchist poster has fail posting energy. It's like a stench that follows them, you just know who they are and it's disgusting. D TIER
Communist posters: Can't rank since there are none in CSPAM.
Liberal posters: They are everywhere and you know who they are. D TIER
Chud posters: Not to be confused with posters who do nothing but post about chuds. True outright Chuds... sadly, they are virtually extinct in CSPAM and have held up in GBS. These guys are great to laugh at and CSPAM needs one or two of these to laugh at. B TIER
posters who do nothing but post about chuds: just stop psoting, you suck rear end F Tier
This list is not fully complete but let's people know where they stand and whether they need to do more emptyqouting of their betters. Top tiers, dont start slacking off and thinking your king. Keep honing your crown lest it fall to the masses.
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Jul 26, 2023 16:50
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- lumpentroll
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you searched for your username
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Jul 26, 2023 16:51
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- Poppers
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you searched for your username
Lol they're incredibly mad too. Throwing a freaking tantrum and flinging a sippy cup at the wall
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Jul 26, 2023 16:54
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- Cuttlefush
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Gleichheit soll gedeihen
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tenderjerk is right
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Jul 26, 2023 16:55
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- Lib and let die
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Do you want to join with other mentally ill posters to astrally project your consciousness to other planes? Do you want to theorycraft about the modern version of faeries? Do you want to uncritically consume the words of a lifelong spook turned internet grifter and make him into a forced meme? Do you want to listen to 12 hours of transendental meditation audio which may or may not have been altered by the CIA to turn into sissy hypno 5 hours in? Doesn't matter, this thread has it all and more, and the only question that matters is: Do you want to believe? The really shocking part is, once you get past the white noise, the UFO thread might actually be on to something. B-tier
harsh, but fair
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Jul 26, 2023 17:00
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- Probably Magic
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Looking cute, feeling cute.
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It's time for everyone in CSPAM to know the pecking list of where you belong. the crews are watching with baited breath, the cliques are getting antsy and rowdy, and the threads are delvolving into another dumb injoke. So check below to see where you are ranked in CSPAM. Don't like it? Mad? Tough, this list is MOD APPROVED as the mods have agreed to submit to me all reports this get so I can rank you even lower and laugh at you when it happens. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Gradenko: I'm starting off with an uncontroversial one. An effort poster who makes good jokes. It's good to see, even amongst the shitposting, to see some good posts. Viciously de-ik'd by the QQCS crew™ for making a "retard" joke that was mocking someone else. R-word gang lost a big one that day. A TIER
Al!: Fine poster, get's made IK and suddenly has a little badge to flash at people. Sadly, they made a funny joke and was sat on by fluffdaddy. Now spends their days crying for their star back and wistfully reminding people about the 3 days they had power over others. B TIER
Azatoth: It's hosed up that they let KM back in as an admin under this alt, especially hosed up that they are also fluffdaddy's alt and had to step down because they knew SAD was going to be a big loving disaster. Being an admin that steps down means you do get some points added, but not enough to get the stench of the red star off you. C TIER
Lib and let die: Hey guys, get a load of this cannoli!! He's loving italian!! Did you know that? Of course you did, it's like one of the two posts he makes every day. Despite this crucial misstep, Lib did take a big one on the chin and get doxxed and inadvertently killed a mod and an admin. By laws of the jungle, I have to put him high up on this list. A TIER
Mr. Hootington: Sexist. Murderer. Fortnite player. Hoot's done a lot of cool things and is hated by like half of CSPAM. That usually gets you put either high or low on this list, but as of this post is the 3rd most prolific trump thread poster. That's loving embarrasing, next he's going to become a landlord and get dropped even further down the list. C TIER
Poppers: Who the hell is this person? Some alt of someone, but they did cause some extremely good meltdowns so that gives them points... too bad about the attention seeking. B TIER
CKF: The true beating heart of a poster, and someone who is, as of right now, waiting to be named IK of CSPAM. Good at causing meltdowns, but not quite good enough to take home the gold. A TIER
Lpzie: Didn't like their posts, now banned for fraudulent accusations of domestic assault against someone else. D TIER
Lobster Shirt: Does my bidding. B TIER
Libster poo poo: Trash fire, garbage. mod brained to hell. F TIER
ram dass/crazy cloud: At one point, an absolutely trash poster. However, time truly does heal all wounds, including head wounds apparently. Occasionally seen making funny posts when not posting outside trump thread. B TIER
tman/tokin: Same as above, needs to chill out about recipes though. B TIER
Frosted Flake: 'Oi guv, the queen is gunna manifest communism into law she is. Troop into monarcho-communism who's never played a hoi game, loving tragic. and hilarious. A TIER IN UKRAINE THREAD, D TIER OUTSIDE OF IT
Second hand meat mouth/500gd: Makes a lot of good posts, does a lot of empty quoting. Looking forward to their big breakout post or meltdown post. It's gonna be good stuff. B TIER
AnimeisTrash: The most hated poster in CSPAM, the most ignored poster in CSPAM, and a vegan. Dude literally caused a man to meltdown and post fantasies about eating him from posting pictures of recipes. How could he be anything but S TIER
Xaris: A poster in the mold of gradenko, more effort posts and less funny posts. It takes all kinds in CSPAM. B TIER
16 Bit Butthead: lmao your a cspam poster now, bitch. go back to elon musk thread and defend his honor hahaha S TIER
Speng31b: Was developing dangerous cases of mod-brain, but seems to have begun treatment. Is on the path to being normal again. B tier
lumpentroll: 🖕 B TIER
CODChimera: Don't know you but you quoted me. B TIER
croup coughfield: Good poster, knows about something called marxism which makes him seem enlightened to CSPAM. Makes funny posts and makes people mad and may also be revolver ocelot IRL (unconfirmed). Also has reports that he is an anarchist, which would be a huge blow if proven true, but allegations alone mean he's still in S TIER
The Fyad Glennstersthe list of posters is seemingly endless but also an increasingly small minority of posters that no one has been able to find. but thankfully, a poster was kind enough to provide a full list
A TIER
Tristeham Weird hanger-on cheerleader. B TIER
Ringo Roadagain Very bad poster, learned what a joke was when the dictionary told him to look in the mirror. Not knowing who this poster is means you are lucky. F TIER
COVID thread: Time for a hot take. The COVID thread produces some of the best content the forums have seen. Goon who turned his blood into jam. Goon who wore an inter dimensional time travel suit to Costco, a dude farting into a mask. They never leave the house, or indeed, their computers. It's pure posting, 100% of the time. If you're mad at them? That's right, you're mad at them. They've won. Can't put them in S tier because posters there do like laughing at dead people and can't take a joke. A TIER
SUCC thread: Hey guys, liberals! *studio audience laughs* Uh oh, Joe Biden is at it again!! *studio audience laughs harder, begins clapping* Hey guys, here's a bunch of 0 engagement tweets with liberals!! *studio audience coughs awkwardly, and shifts in chair* C TIER
STEWIE GRIFFIN POLITICS thread: Thread keeps running its course, then somebody does something dumb and makes it worthwhile again. B TIER
DOOMSDAY ECON thread: Computertouchers learning about socialism and sitting around waiting for it to happen while crying about their renters not paying their bills. D TIER
MARXISM thread: A thread to learn about things. I can't judge the thread accurately as I am always 1500 unread posts behind and say I'm going to check on it during lunch but just end up clicking on a shitposting thread. A TIER
GLENN Thread: One of the better threads a few years back, a true thunderdome thread that had decent posts, funny posts, dumb posts to laugh at. The quintessential CSPAM thread. Got worse as David got sick and Glenn became more transphobic and had less to say about foreign policy. C TIER
BIOSPHERE thread: The world's dying you say? Oh, so you're spending the last few moments of it enjoying the world as you can? No? You're posting all day and crying about it? drat, that sure is interesting as gently caress NOT. F TIER
ASIA Thread: Really good thread and has a lot of effort and funny posts. Definitely recommend this and pretty much any regional thread in CSPAM to a lessor degree. S TIER
TRUMP thread: There are so many things you can say about this thread. Called the heart of CSPAM by it's posters, called fail poo poo that should be gassed by its detractors. The one thing that's undeniable though, is how the gently caress do you make a thread about donald trump that's boring and unfunny. D TIER
Blue star havers: Mod brained. Once normal humans, now hallowed out for more computer parts for Jeffery. D TIER
Red star haver: Currently, only Vyelkin. Imagine deciding to be a mod of CSPAM, now imagine deciding you want to be the top dog of the mods. Disgusting. Somehow, still a decent poster and good admin. Can't rate them higher than D on principle though. D TIER
Anarchist posters: It cannot be denied that every single anarchist poster has fail posting energy. It's like a stench that follows them, you just know who they are and it's disgusting. D TIER
Communist posters: Can't rank since there are none in CSPAM.
Liberal posters: They are everywhere and you know who they are. D TIER
Chud posters: Not to be confused with posters who do nothing but post about chuds. True outright Chuds... sadly, they are virtually extinct in CSPAM and have held up in GBS. These guys are great to laugh at and CSPAM needs one or two of these to laugh at. B TIER
posters who do nothing but post about chuds: just stop psoting, you suck rear end F Tier
This list is not fully complete but let's people know where they stand and whether they need to do more emptyqouting of their betters. Top tiers, dont start slacking off and thinking your king. Keep honing your crown lest it fall to the masses.
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Jul 26, 2023 17:27
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- Wakko
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thx op but could you summarize in a youtube video with a title like S TIER SA CONTENT REVEALED and a guy making that youtube face
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Jul 26, 2023 17:27
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- croup coughfield
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thx op but could you summarize in a youtube video with a title like S TIER SA CONTENT REVEALED and a guy making that youtube face
why dont you do it
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Jul 26, 2023 17:28
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S-Tier
Thereman thread
genuine misogyny megathread
Hitler thread
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Jul 26, 2023 17:32
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- really queer Christmas
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man I've been posting so hard lately and even owned someone in the succ thread and still no recognition, it's like posting isn't praxis at all
Sorry OP, I wrote the OP for like an hour then stopped cuz I was bored. I will make sure to add you when you link the own you did in succ thread as I am about 3 weeks behind in that thread.
this thread is for one goon to ingratiate themselves to a small cliquish subset of goons, you should not be concerned in the slightest if you are not namedropped
Mad?
Also, lobster has forwarded me the reports of the OP which I will be using to adjust rankings of people - no one likes people who can't take a joke. Will try to make 2nd update tonight.
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- croup coughfield
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no updates. stop the count
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- F Stop Fitzgerald
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You completely hosed up the format of a tier list. Please redo it like this:
S tier:
Poster X - Send me 100 bucks
Poster Z - Supports my Patreon
A tier:
Poster Y - Trash opinions, but great posting energy
B tier:
Poster O - Post like garbage, but sticks to garbage threads
And so on.
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