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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 16: Perdomo immediately pegs Manny Machado and gets tossed
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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
There were a plethora of great thread title contenders, but this one won out
https://twitter.com/platinumkey13/status/1684062516081565696

Here’s today’s schedule:

:frogsiren: Monday July 31 :frogsiren:

PHI @ MIA
6:40 PM ET
NBCSP, BSFL

TB @ NYY
7:05 PM ET
BSSUN, YES, MLBN

MIL @ WSH
7:05 PM ET
BSWI, MASN2

BAL @ TOR
7:07 PM ET
MASN, Sportsnet, MLBN

LAA @ ATL
7:20 PM ET
BSW, BSSO

CIN @ CHC
8:05 PM ET
BSOH, MARQ

CLE @ HOU
8:10 PM ET
BSGL, ATTH

SD @ COL
8:40 PM ET
SDPA, ATTR

BOS @ SEA
9:40 PM ET
NESN, RSNW

AZ @ SF
9:45 PM ET
ARID, NBCSBA

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Go Cubs :toot:

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Cubs

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I rode the elevator with Tucker Barnhart today.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Poque posted:

I rode the elevator with Tucker Barnhart today.

He's had an up and down season

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
McCarthy has to do a better job enunciating Chisholm, goddamn

He says it like... 'jizm'.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
As someone who doesn't really keep up with the Phillies, can someone tell me what's up with Kyle Schwarber? Every time I do end up watching a Phillies game, my eyes pop out when looking at his stats given how good he's typically been. :staredog:

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Soler Power

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Hey Blue Jays this is a division game please don't immediately eat a big plate of poo poo

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Bassitt not doing so great!

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Gerblederp posted:

Hey Blue Jays this is a division game please don't immediately eat a big plate of poo poo

Impossible...

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He's had an up and down season

:dadjoke:

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 jesus christ bassitt, just let kirk call the pitches

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 ah cool we're gonna get dogshit charlie morton tonight instead of passable charlie morton

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Useless loving dickheads have to do this every goddamned division game.

gently caress

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Varsho is brutal to watch at the plate

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Biggio is also brutal to watch at the plate

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 If Biggio is still on this team post deadline I dunno what to say

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Would be awesome if this is Gleyber Torres' last game as a Yankee.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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lol @ Rizzo being the worst hitter in the majors for like 2 months and still batting 3rd. It's like having a pitcher batting 3rd.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Stroman versus De La Cruz is a funny matchup from a height perspective

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Oh gently caress Bo just got hurt

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 well that's the season

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Brito is batting practice.

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thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Gerblederp posted:

well that's the season

Anyone have any slightly used shortstops lying around?

Only solace at this point is that Bo could walk off under his own power

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
Minimum eight game losing streak incoming for the Blue Jays.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Nicowns

Thought that had a chance to leave the yard

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

Minimum eight game losing streak incoming for the Blue Jays.

i like your optimism

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Oh gently caress Bo just got hurt

How did he get hurt?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Thor can't hold anyone on first I guess

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thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

MrMidnight posted:

How did he get hurt?

Rounding first looking to two on a ball to the corner. Stopped up and then froze holding his knee. Walked off on his own power, which is the only consolation

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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MrMidnight posted:

How did he get hurt?

non-contact injury turning from 1st to 2nd on a hit

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 drat, bad luck breggy

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 I thought German was hurt...what the hell is going on at the Bronx zoo lol

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

Do not even ask posted:

i like your optimism

They've got 7 games in a row including this one against teams they're a combined 1-12 (.077) against this year.

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thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

They've got 7 games in a row including this one against teams they're a combined 1-12 (.077) against this year.

And now missing the only player who actually shows up to hit every day

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

Stabbey_the_Clown posted:

They've got 7 games in a row including this one against teams they're a combined 1-12 (.077) against this year.

no i mean, 8 straight losses minimum sounds downright delusional, it's going to be 25 straight losses

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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drat, the throw hit Votto

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Would have been out if it didn't hit him.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Did Stro forget how to throw good pitches with 2 strikes

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