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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB N/V August: Well, At Least We've Got That Shitty Reliever
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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1394498097254965249

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Anyone got a link to the MLB.tv sharing thread? I always forget which sub forum it's in.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3960688&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

MEET THE TEAMS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4027936







TRADE DEADLINE*
*Major Leaguers only



Poque posted:



Tony Phillips posted:



Bandire posted:

Over the weekend, Adrian suffered a traumatic head injury.

Although Mr. Beltre insisted he was fine, he is currently in intensive care awaiting emergency surgery.

Foul play was the cause of the injury, and a suspect is currently in custody.

Leon (pictured) is the prime suspect in the attack due to the fact that this rear end in a top hat did the exact same thing a year ago.

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1689727461330673664

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Tired: Jose Altuve Jokes
Wired: Jose Altuve







https://i.imgur.com/KFbEyFy.mp4

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Aug 29, 2023

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

zoux posted:



lmao

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Angels trade for Giolito to try to keep Othani around, he immediately gives up 9 runs in 3.2 innings

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Milovan Drecun
Apr 17, 2007
I masturbate in traffic.
Atlanta makes everyone look bad

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Ohtani seems to be having a good season

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Ohtani seems to be having a good season

he's the GOAT and he's my best friend

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Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
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 lmbo @ Cleveland Guardians, good work guys! not a single starting pitcher left on the team from opening day! you did it!

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?

Monathin posted:

lmbo @ Cleveland Guardians, good work guys! not a single starting pitcher left on the team from opening day! you did it!
It's pretty impressive tbh

I would also be pissed if I was a Guardians fan considering they were like 4 games out of 1st place in the Central on the trade deadline and they dumped players instead of buying

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Go Pirates

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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

 https://twitter.com/JanieMcCAP/status/1686874604940525571?s=20

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

Milovan Drecun posted:

Atlanta makes everyone look bad

Except somehow the Blue Jays, but they have the AL East to make them look like goofs.

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

Do not even ask posted:

Except somehow the Blue Jays, but they have the AL East to make them look like goofs.

It's bizarre. If the Jays were even just slightly below .500 vs the AL East, they'd be leading it.

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
I have officially elevated to Mad about what is happening with the Twins' pitching.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
https://twitter.com/stltoday/status/1686888873270325248?s=20
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
"Thank you for blaming Wilson Contreras for my pitching"

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 03:16
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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
The Cubs are gonna win the Super Bowl

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Trea Turner is the worst contract in baseball

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

triple sulk posted:

Trea Turner is the worst contract in baseball

it's still Strasburg

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 no, Strasburg is simply being paid for his services in securing the 2019 World Series

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Redeye Flight posted:

I have officially elevated to Mad about what is happening with the Twins' pitching.

I don't know what you're talking about it can't be that b-

https://twitter.com/AaronGleeman/status/1686895393852776448

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
https://twitter.com/CardChronicle/status/1686934300837498880?s=20

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hell, the Cubs are 30-0 this season when they score 7 runs.

Make that 31-0

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/PunkinDonuts/status/1686934864535138305

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 $300 million dollars

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1684cd63-1a73-4f0a-92b0-5a8da427def3.mp4

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 04:08
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Since joining the Cubs (yesterday) Jeimer Candelario has gone 8-9 with a walk and 3 doubles. I'm liking this trade.

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 04:09
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
The Cubs and Padres have a combined 109-108 record with a +152 run differential :eyepop:

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 04:11
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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

triple sulk posted:

$300 million dollars

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1684cd63-1a73-4f0a-92b0-5a8da427def3.mp4

lmao I was convinced during the offseason that Dansby was the worst of the four high profile SS's available by a considerable margin, and instead it turns out that (so far) he's been the best by a considerable margin.

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

triple sulk posted:

$300 million dollars

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1684cd63-1a73-4f0a-92b0-5a8da427def3.mp4
giving me flashbacks to last October

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GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

FlamingLiberal posted:

It's pretty impressive tbh

I would also be pissed if I was a Guardians fan considering they were like 4 games out of 1st place in the Central on the trade deadline and they dumped players instead of buying

2 games out and yes we are all pissed

Bieber - hurt and not coming back for 6 weeks
Civale - traded for Casey Kotchman 2.0
Plesac - released and getting bombed in AAA
Quantrill - on IL with chronic case of awful
Gaddis - not released by getting bombed in AAA
Battenfield - hurt and recovering in AAA
McKenzie - hurt and probably not back this year

Those were your 7 starting pitchers coming out of camp/in the month of April.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Popete posted:

Since joining the Cubs (yesterday) Jeimer Candelario has gone 8-9 with a walk and 3 doubles. I'm liking this trade.

The one out is to a position player lmao

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the chicago cubs are a juggernaut

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

R.D. Mangles posted:

the chicago cubs are a juggernaut

I mean, they are irrefutably the best offense in baseball:

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubspost like you're the Marquee graphics department
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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Thru the power of friendship the Cubs players have saved their season.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 https://twitter.com/USABaseball12U/status/1685175648132960256

Haha

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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/USABaseball12U/status/1685175648132960256

Haha

and there is a mercy rule here

but you have to get at least 4 innings in for it to apply

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the white sox are incredible
https://twitter.com/JayCuda/status/1686601092446982144?s=20

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Cub vibes are out of control

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Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

 *checks to see if the thread has caught up with the latest cardinals related news*

whew, safe for now

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that Liam Hendricks has had a really tough year.
https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1686873624639086592?s=46

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Kilometers Davis posted:

*checks to see if the thread has caught up with the latest cardinals related news*

whew, safe for now




https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1686774778386956308

Lmao

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