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biosterous




the concept of showering, of standing in a room for a few minutes and there is nice warm water and then you are clean: five stars, completely endorse this, no quibbles or comments

the act of showering, actually having to do that: four stars, it would be nicer if it was always perfect and did not take effort, but still, i endorse this



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the shower in my home: 4 stars. plenty of room to move around/do a shower dance, water temperature stays warm once it gets there, shower head has different settings for when that's useful. also works as a passing-grade tub. no complaints about this shower, but it doesn't have anything special to bring it above four stars. definitely A Good Shower, but no better than that



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Viginti Septem

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Fine, I'll shower

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biosterous




the shower at the cottage: 3 stars. water temperature is fine, but the stall is quite cramped, and the angle of the shower head is not ideal. still great for rinsing off after a dip in the lake. not a Bad Shower by any means, a solid B- shower



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Viginti Septem posted:

Fine, I'll shower

please rate your shower afterwards, thank you



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hotel shower, the hotel i was in last November: 3.5 stars. adequate temperature responsiveness, adequate space, acceptable shower head angle, shower head had at least one setting that i did not mind. the hotel soap + shampoo was also fine. the hotel itself was also fine, i would probably also give it a 3.5 stars? idk this isn't the thread for that



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the shower in my spouse's former tiny tiny tiny apartment: two ratings for this. in the general context of showers, probably 4 stars. it was good, no complaints.

in the context of the tiny tiny tiny apartment: seven stars, this shower was so dang roomy compared to everything else, it was seriously the best part of the apartment



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showering yourself with a hose after doing yard work for a few hours and then chilling in the yard with a cold drink: 4.5 stars. that poo poo rules



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wedding/baby shower: i've never been to one so i cannot rate either of them at this time, sorry



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showers of blessings, showers of blessings indeed: that sounds nice, that sounds like 5 stars probably



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april showers: i love a good spring rain, so if the weather is actually seasonal and it's warm enough, this is 4 stars. if the weather is fucky and it's cold and wet then this is 3 stars because i'll still be happy that it's not snowing in april.

here is a pic from a few years ago (2021) when it was snowing in april



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the shower in folks' place while i was growing up: i really wish we had done a better job of cleaning the mildew. 2.5 stars before dad installed the vent fan in the ceiling, 3 stars after that



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Viginti Septem

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It was a shower, not a grower. Would rate again.

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I broke our showerhead and got a new one with a temperature LED to say how hot the water is. it's nice for that and also because our shower is now a cool aesthetic place to hang. I wish it was one of those cool rainfall showers though. 🚿🚿🚿🚿/5


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs


whoever built my bathroom at home forgot that a bathroom needs ventilation. the black mold and gradual grout erosion caused the tiles to start falling down. there's nothing behind the tiles but studs and empty space



it took me four years of showers to realize I could just buy a mini dehumidifier



my roommate's attempt at fixing the issue ^^

1/5 stars





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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
I love carpeted bathrooms. Something about taking a shower in a carpeted bathroom just says "class".

High on the hog, 90's style.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

LastGoodBoy posted:

I love carpeted bathrooms. Something about taking a shower in a carpeted bathroom just says "class".

Carpeted showers

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No, I like my hat, thanks.

Viginti Septem posted:

It was a shower, not a grower. Would rate again.

When I moved into my last apartment, my landlord had installed a grower in the bathroom instead of a shower. The unit came with a parking space, so I put up with it.

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

Viginti Septem posted:

Carpeted showers



A friend of mine's dad apparently had a shower with carpet in it. As a strong advocate of carpeted bathrooms, even I will admit that's a bit much, but yet I am curious to try one.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Dumb Sex-Parrot

Areola Grande posted:



whoever built my bathroom at home forgot that a bathroom needs ventilation. the black mold and gradual grout erosion caused the tiles to start falling down. there's nothing behind the tiles but studs and empty space



it took me four years of showers to realize I could just buy a mini dehumidifier



my roommate's attempt at fixing the issue ^^

1/5 stars

i-i want to come over and kick your shower's rear end. no one deserves a shower like that! :cry:






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Areola Grande

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

i-i want to come over and kick your shower's rear end. no one deserves a shower like that! :cry:

yesterday I bought a second shower curtain and rod just for kinda sealing off what's left of that tiled wall from further water damage. 2 shower curtains club :cheers:





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Areola Grande posted:

yesterday I bought a second shower curtain and rod just for kinda sealing off what's left of that tiled wall from further water damage. 2 shower curtains club :cheers:

that sounds like a solid play, also, does this add any stars to your shower rating now?



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biosterous posted:

that sounds like a solid play, also, does this add any stars to your shower rating now?

2/5 stars at least i can't see the decay worsening now

canyoneer


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notable achievements in showers:
the shower in my parents' house. that thing has got a showerhead on there probably original to 1990 that is the complete opposite of low-flow. that bad boy can dump out a whole lot of hot water very quickly.
the shower in my last place. through a fortunate union of plumbing and water heater temperature settings, that shower would hit the perfect temperature with the handle cranked all the way. no trial and error, just immediately where you want it.
the shower in my current house. tankless water heater, which takes a minute to get warm enough but once it's at temp it never slows or stops. problem is that you lose the timer effect from a tank water heater where the water starts to cool off to remind you that you need to get out of the shower and go about your day.

frump truck

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i love showering because it is the only regular chore that is at all pleasant to do. I would stay in there for an hour if I could. 10 stars

showering high gets 50 stars

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LastGoodBoy posted:

A friend of mine's dad apparently had a shower with carpet in it. As a strong advocate of carpeted bathrooms, even I will admit that's a bit much, but yet I am curious to try one.

this sounds awful

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
They should make a KFC Famous Bathroom where they just put the toilet and sink in the shower with you.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Stoner Sloth

earlier this year i stayed in a fancy hotel for a lil while and one of the best things about it was that it had a big shower that you could switch from using the normal shower head to like a rain shower thing where the water falls from the ceiling.

was pretty drat great, definitely a 4.9/5 (you had to be a bit careful that when you switched over between the two you didn't stand under it for a second cause the water would go cold lol) of showers imo

Ominous Jazz

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It's weird showers are healing and great but also there are days that I refuse to and wallow. Why? Surely a shower would improve things. Paradox.

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the shower in the guest wing at my aunt + uncle's place when they lived in france: you could set the water to the degree (in celsius) and it would stay there. roomy as gently caress. the towel rack had a warmer built in. six out of five stars, i say with no exaggeration that this shower was in the top-five highlights of that trip to france

they don't live there any more and i will probably never use that shower again :negative:



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shower in a tiny hotel in a small town in france: there wasn't enough of a lip at the bottom to keep the water in? and there was a big gap at the bottom of the curtain? there were other problems i think but i mostly remember being baffled as to how this had come to be, why did nobody say "no wait that's hosed up" and fix it

2.5 stars, got me clean, but a baffled shower is not ideal

side note: toilets and showers are in different rooms in france, and the toilet room in that hotel was so tiny i could not close the door when sitting, my legs were too long. i'm not even that tall, just normal 6ft tall. still think about that tiny toilet room and laugh. no rating because this is not the toilet endorsements and ratings thread



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Ominous Jazz posted:

It's weird showers are healing and great but also there are days that I refuse to and wallow. Why? Surely a shower would improve things. Paradox.

getting in to the shower: ugh
being in the shower: pretty nice
getting out of the shower: ugh
being clean after a shower: pretty nice

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
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I shower with my glasses on and everyone who knows this has teased me about it

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Ominous Jazz posted:

I shower with my glasses on and everyone who knows this has teased me about it

Only because it's your sunglasses.

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frump truck

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Ominous Jazz posted:

It's weird showers are healing and great but also there are days that I refuse to and wallow. Why? Surely a shower would improve things. Paradox.

i will ALWAYS shower. no questions asked

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

i will ALWAYS shower. no questions asked

:same: can't wake up without one





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