|
https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1695193124316819839 https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2021-12-15/organized-retail-theft-crime-rate holy poo poo! wowee! oh my god! I am shocked! /s
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 14:17 |
|
|
hmm interesting
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:13
|
|
|
sounds like a skill issue op
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:13
|
|
|
If you’re not stealing from the self-checkout, are you really shopping?
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:14
|
|
|
Every item is BOGO at the self-checkout, if you’re talented enough.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:15
|
|
|
shoplifting market isn't saturated yet lets all go shoplift
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:18
|
|
|
obviously, there aren't many people strong enough to lift a shop 
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:19
|
|
|
MoonshineWilly posted:If you’re not stealing from the self-checkout, are you really shopping? one time when i was at the store they had to close the self checkouts for a bit cause some kid pissed all over the floor
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:19
|
|
|
? There was a flash mob robbery at the Americana the other week? https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc7.com/amp/glendale-americana-at-brand-brazen-burglary-robbery/13621756/ My roommate works at a store there and has been bitching about how the police won't show up for under $1k in theft for a while now. They get robbed all the drat time and Americana/Galleria is froufrou tourist as gently caress. She doesn't give a poo poo about the loss, but it's scary to witness robberies.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:21
|
|
|
Peggy Edson posted:hmm interesting
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:21
|
|
|
i knew someone who stole a bunch of poo poo from compusa back in the day and now they are out of business? coincidence???
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:25
|
|
|
Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i knew someone who stole a bunch of poo poo from compusa back in the day Maybe stealing from CompUSA wasn't such a sound business strategy.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:29
|
|
|
Only a fascist organization would do such a thing. Who's policing the police?
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 13:37
|
|
|
MoonshineWilly posted:Every item is BOGO at the self-checkout, if you’re talented enough. Every steak is actually just bananas.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:25
|
|
|
It's true there's not nearly enough shoplifting in the world
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:32
|
|
|
4011
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:34
|
|
|
i worked at a high end fashion shop in college, and the amount of poo poo that was lost due to inventory mismanagement was much, much higher than the amount lost to shoplifting. i don't know why this sticks with me, but we stocked a polo shirt that was priced at $350. in 2004!!
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:39
|
|
|
Peggy Edson posted:hmm interesting
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:45
|
|
|
i used to work in a store and no one ever stole not even once in fact people brought us extra stuff
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:46
|
|
|
Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:i used to work in a store and no one ever stole not even once in fact people brought us extra stuff You should get checked for early-onset dementia, I believe you had a false memory of working at a store when you actually were volunteering at the food bank.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:52
|
|
|
MoonshineWilly posted:If you’re not stealing from the self-checkout, are you really shopping? I've stealen many a candy at the DolGen checkout counter before >:3
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:53
|
|
|
Cutting steaks at work and packaging a few as "hamburger 80/20" to take home was always good and cool
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:55
|
|
|
honestly if youre working poo poo retail for a poo poo megacorp and you're not occasionally pilfering poo poo, idk what to tell you
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 14:59
|
|
|
MoonshineWilly posted:If you’re not stealing from the self-checkout, are you really shopping? gently caress, I've stolen from the self-checkout on accident Earlier this year I was doing a bit of home improvement for my mom, and got a tube of special masonry epoxy from home depot. The poo poo didn't work. It was expired or something and had zero work time, it was hard practically by the time it got dispensed from the special mixing nozzle. I was pissed because it was expensive. While debating whether it was worth taking back to the store and standing at customer service to get a refund, I went and got the receipt to see exactly how much it cost. It wasn't on the receipt. I have no idea how that happened, because I was with my mom when we bought it so I certainly wasn't gonna shoplift for funsies.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:06
|
|
|
As a child I accidentally took some gum from a grocery store without paying for it. Now, 30 years later, it doesn't exist anymore. Its heart breaking how much shoplifting can cost people jobs.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:09
|
|
|
when i first got my cat i was so excited to get her new things and get settled. i got her food dishes, food, litter box, litter, toys, a collar...and a multi-tiered scratching post. i was out the door before i realized i didn't scan the scratching post. saved myself 80 bux
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:12
|
|
|
And did the cat even appreciate it?
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:18
|
|
|
I couple times a year I walk out with like three or four 12 packs on the bottom of my shopping cart, without really trying. I always arrange my 12 packs so that bar code is facing up so the cashier can quickly come around with the hand scanner and get 'em all. So when I pull in to the aisle I tell the cashier, "I have some 12 packs on the bottom that need to be scanned." Usually no problem. But sometimes they forget, and I feel like by telling them I completed my obligation to the checkout process and if they failed to scan them, whelp, not my problem. Free drinks for the week.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:18
|
|
|
i stole a bar of chocolate at self scan once. i didn't even need it and i had plenty of money at the time. i did it just because i'm sick & twizted like that 
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:20
|
|
|
Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I couple times a year I walk out with like three or four 12 packs on the bottom of my shopping cart, without really trying. I always arrange my 12 packs so that bar code is facing up so the cashier can quickly come around with the hand scanner and get 'em all. So when I pull in to the aisle I tell the cashier, "I have some 12 packs on the bottom that need to be scanned." Usually no problem. But sometimes they forget, and I feel like by telling them I completed my obligation to the checkout process and if they failed to scan them, whelp, not my problem. Free drinks for the week. I am reporting this post to FBI.gov Panic! At The Tesco posted:i stole a bar of chocolate at self scan once. i didn't even need it and i had plenty of money at the time. i did it just because i'm sick & twizted like that This one too
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:21
|
|
|
more like the san franciswoke times. believe police officers. believe the numbers. i read on X company's lose $1 million to theft every. single. decade... chew on that you bleeding hearts
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:21
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:I am reporting this post to FBI.gov the fbi have no jurisdiction where i live you'll never stop me i'm basically the joker irl
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:24
|
|
|
The only thing I steal is hearts op 
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:26
|
|
|
A chinese guy I know uses the same word for crisis and opportunity. He's insane.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:26
|
|
|
Pre-pandemic, coworker and I were at Home Depot at the checkout line paying for our stuff when we hear a couple of employees yelling at someone. That someone was a shoplifter who had a flat cart full of 16 five gallon buckets of roofing tar and white sealant with several rolls of underlayment paper on top. He just casually strolled out the front without paying where we were at as the employees yelled, “WE’RE CALLING THE COPS!” at him as he disappeared into the parking lot. We paid and immediately went outside to see where he went, but he disappeared cart and all. We deduced that he must have had an accomplice waiting outside in a box van, and the shoplifter just rolled the entire cart up into the box van and they split.
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:40
|
|
|
instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away gently caress capitalism (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:44
|
|
|
pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away 
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:47
|
|
|
pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:47
|
|
|
pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away shoplifting hurts the corporation by stealing their profits. doing gross poo poo in the bathroom just hurts the janitors, who are probably also broke and perhaps abusing opiates as well to escape from the crushing grind of capitalism. you're a piece of poo poo pencilhands
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 14:17 |
|
|
drat, penilhands just steppin on rakes everywhere
|
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2023 15:51
|
|