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pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away This feels like a cross post from the Huel meals thread.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:hi kuntfuckre. welcome back hi hot cocoa thanks. hope u r climbing well (:
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torrenting is praxis
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You wouldn't download an entire cart full of groceries
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pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away TIL when I cleaned bathrooms at a convention center I was a capitalist billionaire
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Aug 29, 2023 18:55
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how the heck am i supposed to get these groceries home from the shop if i can't lift them of course there's gonna be a shop lifting epidemic when they give us no alternative
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planet fitness has a handle on the problem at least, maybe other retailers could take a page from their playbook
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Bad Purchase posted:how the heck am i supposed to get these groceries home from the shop if i can't lift them I just drag mine from the store to home and just leave them out on the floor. The milk gets lumpy fast but that's just the cost of doing business
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Toxic Mental posted:The only thing I steal is valor, from crying US servicemen, as I get a free 15% discount on my oil change As opposed to getting a 15% discount you have to pay for?
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pencilhands gleefully suppressing a psychotic jokerfied laugh while he grunts and strains to push out little fossilized opiate shits, thinking about how much he's going to own the capitalist scumbag Alice Walton, when she has to come and pluck his little unflushable drug addict stones out of the des moines walmart southside mens bathroom stall #4
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Aug 29, 2023 18:59
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sticking it to the walton family is good
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Aug 29, 2023 19:01
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Saalkin posted:I just drag mine from the store to home and just leave them out on the floor. i think if you drag the milk up a ramp into your fridge, they don't count it as lifting because it never left the surface. same if you use an elevator. it's kind of an exploit, but it works for now.
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Aug 29, 2023 19:03
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If you have photos printed at walmart, you can go back into electronics about a half hour before close and get them for free if you find them. there's no one to help you find them at that hour so they're technically yours according to finders v keepers. they got the name you put down on them after all
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Aug 29, 2023 19:05
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Bad Purchase posted:i think if you drag the milk up a ramp into your fridge, they don't count it as lifting because it never left the surface. same if you use an elevator. it's kind of an exploit, but it works for now. cross posting from the gbs screw thread, but a ramp is one of the 6 fundamental machines, so this is an unfixable exploit. you're welcome
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I'm sure Joe Rogan will retract his earlier statements when he talks about how liberal cities have so much theft and how shoplifting not being a crime is causing businesses to shut down cause he laps up everything governor hot wheels has to say.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:cross posting from the gbs screw thread, but a ramp is one of the 6 fundamental machines, so this is an unfixable exploit. you're welcome well pulleys are one of those machines, and they are 100% considered lifting
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of course we all know it's complete bullshit that pulleys made the list of simple machines in the first place. i mean come on, might as well put the gear on there while you're at it.
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Aug 29, 2023 19:07
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quote:DEC. 15, 2021 5 AM PT Way to be on top of things OP
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Houle posted:I'm sure Joe Rogan will retract his earlier statements when he talks about how liberal cities have so much theft and how shoplifting not being a crime is causing businesses to shut down cause he laps up everything governor hot wheels has to say. you just don't get Joe Rogan's appeal he talks to everybody and he is just very curious and likes to learn he would be happy to have another guest on to discuss the issue as it relates to DMT usage and MMA I am sure
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Mega64 posted:Way to be on top of things OP nice loving find
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JAnon posted:https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1695193124316819839 Zero fact checking by the press until this story by the L.A. Times, perhaps.
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A highschool boyfriend used to work at the same department store as my mum, she actually helped him get the job there while we were together He used to mark down expensive electronics (TVs and DVD players and the like) and other items to super cheap and then either purchase them or sell them to friends. He got caught rolling his latest purchase, a super cheap large screen TV, out of the store We had broken up by then but it was still an awkward dinner table conversation lol
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Private Cumshoe posted:you just don't get Joe Rogan's appeal he talks to everybody and he is just very curious and likes to learn he would be happy to have another guest on to discuss the issue as it relates to DMT usage and MMA I am sure 
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The article seems to be arguing semantics about how shoplifting is increasing and is as bad as retail associations and law enforcement say, but they are mistakenly calling more of it 'organized' than they should.
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pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away This is the kind of high quality posting that D&D hates
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antifa thugs are gangstealing all the straight items gayfiying YOUR CHILDREN
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Mega64 posted:Way to be on top of things OP this may shock you, but the right wingers are still banging on about the crime epidemics despite being debunked 2 years ago Ex: https://nypost.com/2023/07/01/the-shoplifting-epidemic-taking-over-america/
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Sophy Wackles posted:The article seems to be arguing semantics about how shoplifting is increasing and is as bad as retail associations and law enforcement say, but they are mistakenly calling more of it 'organized' than they should. It's pretty poorly written but towards the end it brings out data from law enforcement that actually contradicts the claims from lobbyists presented earlier in the article. Although the statistics from the FBI and LAPD showing a decrease in shoplifting rates aren't cited in terms of dollar value, so I wonder if what's going on is that we're seeing shoplifting happen less frequently (reflected by declining incidence statistics) but on a larger scale (reflected in larger dollar value statistics.) Even then, the "semantic" argument is about different retail groups whose estimates are hundreds of times off from each other, and the article points out that it's simply not credible that things are as bad as the higher end estimates; the more reasonable industry numbers suggest that shrinkage was up ~14% total over the five years before the pandemic, and organized retail theft was up 50%. That's a big, dramatic increase but not the retail apocalypse that lobbying groups are touting, and the numbers are still pretty small in the big scope of things. The mischaracterization that leads to the discrepancy goes beyond whether or not to classify losses as "organized" shoplifting but also lumping in employee theft, vendor fraud, and administrative error. the holy poopacy fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Aug 29, 2023 |
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Shoplift if you're white and can get away with it. Inflation driving food prices is fake anyway, their making record profits and making U the mark. Don't be the mark and don't even get me started on health care coats. bye!!! https://time.com/6269366/food-company-profits-make-groceries-expensive/
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I saw a video of a Gucci store getting cleaned out by a group of thieves, felt more like a robbery than shoplifting but it probably all falls under the "shrinkage" umbrella I wonder how much that one Gucci store skewed the statistics higher too lol, an entire Gucci store can buy a lot of candy bars
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:all of us lol hot cocoa on the couch posted:pencilhands gleefully suppressing a psychotic jokerfied laugh while he grunts and strains to push out little fossilized opiate shits, thinking about how much he's going to own the capitalist scumbag Alice Walton, when she has to come and pluck his little unflushable drug addict stones out of the des moines walmart southside mens bathroom stall #4 lmao. it's the funniest backfire post I've seen in a while
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I got three cases of beer and some groceries at a Walmart about a year ago. At self checkout a clerk has to check you out for the beer to make sure you're 40 years old at least. She looked at my ID, and the display. I swiped the credit card and headed out. At the exit they had an employee posted that was doing random checks. "Sir, may I check your receipt?" "No". and I kept going. (I hate that poo poo, one of the co-workers had just had to authenticate my purchase and now I get checked a second time on the way out? Bullshit.) I get in my truck and head home, and it occurred to me that the bill had seemed a bit light. I dig the receipt out of my pocket and sure enough, I'd only scanned 2 cases of beer. Free/stolen beer!
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I once bought whatever at Kmart at a self check out, but forgot to bring my usual canvas bag. I'd already paid for my items and I didn't want to do another transaction just for a bag, so I uhhh just took the bag and put my poo poo in it 
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Chewbecca posted:I once bought whatever at Kmart at a self check out, but forgot to bring my usual canvas bag. I'd already paid for my items and I didn't want to do another transaction just for a bag, so I uhhh just took the bag and put my poo poo in it KMart lasted long enough to have self check out? Is this in Australia?
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redshirt posted:KMart lasted long enough to have self check out? Is this in Australia? Australian Kmart is no longer related to American Kmart. Whole different store here, and wildly successful The self check outs at Australian kmarts are, for reasons unknown, in the centre of the store
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pencilhands posted:instead of shoplifting what I like to do is wait until I have a really massive poo poo brewing inside me, my shits are also insanely rock hard because I abuse opiates, and just unload that motherfucker in their bathroom and not flush, I doubt they can even get rid of them with a plunger, they probably have to like pick it up and throw it away lol @ how much SA has changed that this is what gets you probed these days.
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We don't do that here
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Whenever I need batteries for my Xbox controller I pretty much always steal them from WalMart
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Biohazard posted:lol @ how much SA has changed that this is what gets you probed these days. have you seen the other posts tho
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