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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ultra Mini please and thank you.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Kirios posted:

I literally forgot about the Apple Vision Pro until just now.
I think everyone did

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Kirios posted:

I literally forgot about the Apple Vision Pro until just now.

Same lol.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The gently caress? Gestures?

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Still goddamn midnight blue.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Did they fill Pier 7 with paid extras?

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
I kinda want the ultra but I don't wanna buy another homoband

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Apple Watch Series 9.. but the crown ring is still red.. how is anyone (everyone) supposed to know I've got one of the new ones? :argh:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this room? Computer lab with impromptu spinning classes?

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Still the same battery life :lol:

Love charging mid-day after a year.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Sticking to that 18 hour battery life, eh

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Still the same battery life :lol:

Love charging mid-day after a year.

They need to increase the GPU power on the watch because of reasons.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Why are they talking about Siri? It's dogshit. Ask Siri "how many days are in September", for example. It's useful only for timers and alarms, and that's it. Even then it has no contextual awareness so if you try and change an alarm to a different time it'll change the subject of the alarm instead of the time.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
gently caress this Siri poo poo. Make an AW health app, ffs.

Mr. Mercury
Aug 13, 2021



give me turanga leela's forearm computer already who cares about small

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drat, I love to know my average walking heart rate.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Three Olives posted:

What is this room? Computer lab with impromptu spinning classes?

Assume it’s just a render.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
2000 nits!


edit: 1 nit!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I love how the Watch gets so few new features each year the presentation is just rattling off existing things it can do

Is this the first meaningful processor upgrade since like…S5?

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Why is everyone standing so awkwardly.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


"When your other hand is occupied".. we all know what he means.

Oh, double tap index finger.

e: lol still going with the Dick Tracy phone answering that no one does (surely?)

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Holy poo poo, this is so dull.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Pants Donkey posted:

I love how the Watch gets so few new features each year the presentation is just rattling off existing things it can do

Is this the first meaningful processor upgrade since like…S5?

I’m still incredibly happy with my S4. I’ve seen no reason to upgrade.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"When your other hand is occupied" ;)

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I say this every time we do this but Siri continues to be the absolute worst. I wish they'd just abandon it and let us have Google Assistant.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Double tap what in the world

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Wasn’t this already in the old watch os as an accessibility feature?

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT212760

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The older watches could literally do this lol.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

If this actually works it could be really incredible.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow rude phone call.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
Double tap is a bullshit way to make the vision pro gestures relevant.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Smart Stack. Hope they give up on that poo poo soon enough.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I'm not convinced this will be very reliable.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I get the feeling that the double tap started out as a much more ambitious feature but this is all they could get working by the deadline.


Luv 2 answer my phone while messily brushing my teeth.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I’d rather it be a snap or something cool

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

SlowBloke posted:

Double tap is a bullshit way to make the vision pro gestures relevant.

exactly where my head went

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Still amazed they sell both starlight (warm grey) and silver (cold grey.)

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Here comes the eco bullshit.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Skits!

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smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Tim is looking more and more like a muppet.

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