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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiP1l7jlIIA https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/ This is the Apple Event thread! It starts at 10AM Pacific, and these generally run an hour, give or take. Why watch: New iPhones! New AirPods (maybe) Schadenfreude over the EU forcing the death of the Lightning connector! This is the place for posts about the event. As always please keep things civil and remember you're arguing about tools and toys. Shitposts, as long as they're good-natured and funny, will not eat a probe as they would at other times. We want you to enjoy yourself, after all. The other rules apply unless they get in the way of a good discussion. I may temporarily close the other Apple threads for the duration of the event to avoid polluting them with GDT-style posting. Mr. Mercury fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Sep 12, 2023 |
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I doubt I'll be getting a 15 as my 12 Pro Max is still good enough for me and has been running the iOS 17 betas just fine (except for StandBy not working reliably  ), but I'm still excited to watch this 
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Sep 12, 2023 16:06
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I'm the weirdo still using local music on my iPhone, crossing my fingers for a 2TB model today so I can finally copy my whole library over with no downconversion whatsoever! Also my 11 Pro has a terrible battery at this point and my Saddle Brown is falling apart, so I am DUE.
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Who has the best/better live blog for people who can’t watch but can refresh a page a million times
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Boris Galerkin posted:Who has the best/better live blog for people who can’t watch but can refresh a page a million times https://www.engadget.com/how-to-watch-apples-iphone-15-event-153656934.html https://gizmodo.com/apple-iphone-15-how-to-watch-1850719532
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Boris Galerkin posted:Who has the best/better live blog for people who can’t watch but can refresh a page a million times I usually use Mac Rumors. It has live updates.
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Sep 12, 2023 16:43
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 thats the iphone mini's theme music!!!
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Sep 12, 2023 17:20
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Soul Glo posted:
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Sep 12, 2023 17:37
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The Verge with their event quiz: https://www.theverge.com/c/23855309/apple-event-quiz-september-2023-iphone-15-history
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Sep 12, 2023 17:41
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Today's one more thing: an Apple TV sized Mac Mini
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Sep 12, 2023 17:55
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Cannot wait to hear how Apples version of USBC will cure cancer.
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TraderStav posted:Cannot wait to hear how Apples version of USBC will cure cancer. It requires courage to switch to a standard the entire rest of the world is using.
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https://twitter.com/MacRumors/status/1701623312802054498
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TraderStav posted:Cannot wait to hear how Apples version of USBC will cure cancer. Explains why Tim Apple didn’t release it during Steve Jobs lifetime. Mixed feelings about USB C because I’m enjoying my 13 Pro. Turns out the 3D scanning isn’t great so maybe I’d trade it in for a 15 regular or whatever.
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Sep 12, 2023 17:58
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YouTube stream is live!
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Sep 12, 2023 17:58
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Apple will always be cowards for turning off comments in their YouTube videos.
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Sep 12, 2023 17:59
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This commercial is boring. Oh I see it is Apple patting themselves on the back.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:02
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the apple site stream is really far ahead for some reason. added to op
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Sep 12, 2023 18:03
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smackfu posted:This commercial is boring.
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smackfu posted:This commercial is boring. if your product saved lives you would pat yourself on the back as well. 
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If you don't have a Apple Watch and iPhone, I'm not exaggerating, you are literally going to die. Do you want to die?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:04
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For every of these success stories, there's 100 ER nurses spitting fire for Apple Watch wearers panicking for nothing. I have to listen to these complaints, should I accidentally praise my AW too much in hearing distance of a friend of mine working the ER.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:04
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I've had my iPhone Xs for over four years at this point and finally cracked the screen. Hoping the 14 gets enough of a discount today to grab one. The rumors of the significant price hike for the 15 are warding me off
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Sep 12, 2023 18:04
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All of these "Satellite SOS saved my life" seems dipshits that would have been Darwin awarded in a just world instead of people in need.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:05
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My dad had a real heart scare last year and his Apple Watch picked up on it and alerted him about it. It’s loving great 
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Sep 12, 2023 18:05
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I am here to hoot and holler about Apple.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:06
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Let’s get to the iPhones please, I have a meeting at 11 sharp 
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How does Tim not have a coach to tell him to just speak loving normally?
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As much as these products are luxury goods, it's pretty much impossible to argue against these things phoning emergency services when you're incapacitated, or detecting things that you would otherwise chalk up to "feeling under the weather", etc.
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I don't wear my watch every day so I'm obviously going to die on one of those days
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Sep 12, 2023 18:06
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Uhhhhh Apple... You may not want to hype the Vision Pro lmfao.
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lmao, Apple Vision Pro
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Sep 12, 2023 18:06
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Do not enable Marques Brownlee. poo poo, iJustine too. STOP IT!
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Apple Vision Poo
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Camera is a little too far away from Tim.
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lmfao at continuing to pretend that anyone cares about Apple Vision Pro
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The Dave posted:How does Tim not have a coach to tell him to just speak loving normally? Reptilians don’t have lips, so he’s probably doing his best.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:07
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Dark Ultra! I think. Because contrast and all.
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I literally forgot about the Apple Vision Pro until just now.
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Apple Vision Pro is a mistake. No one wants to wear this poo poo. The only people hyping this garbage are crypto metaverse grifters (and now Apple). Just make a fucken car instead, you'll sell millions of them.
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