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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Pretty sure Android watches (lol) had cover to silence notifications.

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GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Aside from finally giving up on the S6 cpu after 3 years that's gonna be about it for Apple Watch, next year is supposed to be a real updated for the Apple Watch X.

TVGM posted:

Pretty sure Android watches (lol) had cover to silence notifications.

Series 0 could do that too, and double tap is just a repurposed accessibility feature.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




oh no this is cringe

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



That gesture of pinching your fingers seems really awkward. But I don't wear watches so idk

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Can't wait to double-tap my fingers and accidentally turn my alarm off.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


…huh

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


What in the blue hell is this poo poo.. it's turned into a Netflix teen show?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I’m pretty sure Vision Pro will ultimately be as successful as iPad

which is to say that it won’t be nearly as successful or groundbreaking as it promises to be and its potential will always be greatly hobbled and undermined by Apple themselves over multiple iterations of the device, but also everybody making fun of it here will own at least one within the decade

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

smackfu posted:

Tim is looking more and more like a muppet.

Tim looks like what Mark Zuckerberg will look like in 30 years.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This sucks rear end

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I love how mother nature has no costume or anything lol

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Can't wait to double-tap my fingers and accidentally turn my alarm off.
Yea, people can already accidentally dismiss alarms as it is.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Durzel posted:


e: lol still going with the Dick Tracy phone answering that no one does (surely?)

I didn’t know it could do this and you’ve sold me on one

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF is this?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I had to mute it - this just sucks.

roomtwofifteen
Jul 18, 2007

This is way too long

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I’m turning this off until the skit is over I can’t handle this

Mr. Mercury
Aug 13, 2021



oh bull loving poo poo every store runs on clean electricity

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
RIP leather cases

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
Please just make it a couple of slides on sustainability, this poo poo is absolutely dire.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pants Donkey posted:

I love how mother nature has no costume or anything lol

She has a leaf!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Zero One posted:

RIP leather cases

Ah gently caress

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
This is such a bad skit. Pretty bad from the people that make Ted Lasso !

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Three Olives posted:

WTF is this?

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Wonder if these are real execs who had to do this bs.

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

please let this end

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Planting trees and carbon credits is the real scam lmfao.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Only good part was Mother Nature calling out the guy in the leather jacket.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Why is this still going hahahaha

badjohny
Oct 6, 2005



Did they have to do this to fill time? Only watch and iPhone...and Mother Nature?

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


This is painful.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



"63 billion gallons"

Per what? Year? Decade? What percent is that of the total?

RANDOM BIG NUMBER

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

badjohny posted:

Did they have to do this to fill time? Only watch and iPhone...and Mother Nature?

No iPad or Air pods this year? lol

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Ok Comboomer posted:

I’m pretty sure Vision Pro will ultimately be as successful as iPad

which is to say that it won’t be nearly as successful or groundbreaking as it promises to be and its potential will always be greatly hobbled and undermined by Apple themselves over multiple iterations of the device, but also everybody making fun of it here will own at least one within the decade

But iJustine and Marques Brownlee said it was groudbrweaking, and they're never just empty hype machines!

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

withak posted:

Only good part was Mother Nature calling out the guy in the leather jacket.

It’s why they don’t use nVidia GPUs anymore

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
tell me when this bits done geez

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Not looking good for the iPhone mini, folks

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

This is Octavia Spencer's worst role bar none

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Apple is very good at diverting their pollution to other countries being eco-friendly

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roomtwofifteen
Jul 18, 2007

badjohny posted:

Did they have to do this to fill time? Only watch and iPhone...and Mother Nature?

Absolutely.

oh, there's more great

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