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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I love how the Watch gets so few new features each year the presentation is just rattling off existing things it can do

Is this the first meaningful processor upgrade since like…S5?

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I love how mother nature has no costume or anything lol

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Apple is very good at diverting their pollution to other countries being eco-friendly

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Durzel posted:

I'm guessing customers are going to be charged 3x as much as they are already to meet these targets.
Your phone will cost the same, but the battery is not included

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Ah there’s the bullshit tree planting

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

My patina :negative:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Ultra Max, so big it’s actually the iPhone 15

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

They have to be saving better battery life for the Series 10 (X?). Like a decade with the same battery life is just lol, especially given how stagnant the Watch has gotten for like, half of that decade.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

hatty posted:

Is the Water tube maze environmentally friendly?
Made with employee spit, savings gallons of water

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

2000 nits! That’s a lot of lice!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Wait Pro is gone and now it's regular size with 2 cameras or too loving big with 3? God damnit

I DO NOT WANT GIGANTO PHONE gently caress
they always do the pro/pro max last

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

So I was complaining- is it OLED or not?
iphones have been oled for years now. Mini and SE might be exceptions

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I just want Tim to tell us how amazing USB-C is while trying to not look like the EU has a gun pointed at him just offscreen

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Three Olives posted:

Your dog will be disappointed in your if you don't buy the new iPhone.
b-but I don’t have a dog, and the cat is always disappointed in me

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Does Apple break your legs upon being hired?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Apple gonna introduce USB-D

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I wonder what they’ll do to make the Pros appealing. Like 90% of people don’t need a bleeding edge new chip to watch movies or play a years-old mobile game.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Kirios posted:

That's a pretty aggressive trade in offer - they want people on the 15.
gotta sell a boatload of usb-c cables!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

If only Ives was still here to pronounce Titanium for us :smith:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

track day bro! posted:

that titanium finish looks neat but like, again I’ll put it in a case and never see it because I’m the worlds most clumsy rear end person in the world
i went caseless for years, but once the back went glass that just seemed even more reckless than before

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Two of those colors look identical

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

lol saved action button for the Pros

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

hatty posted:

Is there an A17 normal? Are they just skipping to Pro?
You just figured out what chip the iPhone 16 will have

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Only on iPhone 15 Pro will Gachas games have the most realistically lighting for your 2D anime girls

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

lol they actually show off gacha games

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

People aren’t going to play console games on a phone in any meaningful numbers.

Let me buy a $100 backbone controller for my $1500 phone so the screen isn’t 50% virtual controls

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Rageaholic posted:

This will be great for peeping Toms
very excited to take pictures of all your dogs

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

The 15 base models do NOT have always on display

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Did they mention if the pros use the new qi standard?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Data Graham posted:

Wait, how does MagSafe work again? I remember the diagram but the one on the site just shows a plain-jane USB-C connector going into the phone. Didn't the keynote show a MagSafe connector on the phone itself? Is it a combo somehow?

It uses usb-c to plug into a wall wart. It’s just a wireless charger that connects firmly to the iphone so you don’t have situations like with the watch where it moved half a centimeter and stops charging

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Three Olives posted:

I thought the new Qi standard was just Magsafe as a standard.

Nah there’s a qi2 or something that the new phones were rumored to use

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