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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
And then locked the thread because they want clout but no repercussions! This is not okay!

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

out loving rageous

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

clout chasing smdh

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i got some free underwear a few days ago.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Ban him for illegal theft imo. SA cannot have its stellar reputation ruined by being associated with such rapscallions and lowlife dregs such as criminals.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
We did it! We successfully browbeat that cowardly mod!

A pat on the back for all!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If they stole a tin of altoids, why does their breathe still smell like dog poo poo?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the system works

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Buce posted:

the system works

I saw the thread.

I didn't click on it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sounds like a freak and a weirdo

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

flubber nuts posted:

i got some free underwear a few days ago.

Under where? :thunk:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What happens in Vegas can be prosecuted under state and local laws

Unless he takes the Altoids back home with him then it becomes Federal :twisted:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
clout chasing on the rise


shan't speculate as to why

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Smugworth posted:

What happens in Vegas can be prosecuted under state and local laws

Unless he takes the Altoids back home with him then it becomes Federal :twisted:

Don't you know what happens in vegas stays in vegas?
He'll be extradited back to vegas for the crimes.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Smugworth posted:

What happens in Vegas can be prosecuted under state and local laws

Unless he takes the Altoids back home with him then it becomes Federal :twisted:

🅱️lameless 🅱️ gonna pardon in that case.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
The tin they come in is worth more than the altoids. You can reuse it and put random poo poo in it. Should have just dumped the altoids

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Javert of YOSPOS will find you in the end, aard varkman

you may think you're a free man when you rereg with a new identity, but one day you'll post a goat you found on instagram and he'll remember the only man he ever met with such a strong livestock instagram feed

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bad Purchase posted:

Javert of YOSPOS will find you in the end, aard varkman

you may think you're a free man when you rereg with a new identity, but one day you'll post a goat you found on instagram and he'll remember the only man he ever met with such a strong livestock instagram feed

Dude it's been weeks and I'm still getting daily new followers from the Argentinan sheep community without posting anything

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

AARD VARKMAN is truly the Mayor of GBS with an outreach program like that

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

AARD VARKMAN is truly the Mayor of GBS with an outreach program like that

Admin elect patron of GBS

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Hotel Kpro posted:

The tin they come in is worth more than the altoids. You can reuse it and put random poo poo in it. Should have just dumped the altoids

i used to keep my weed and a lovely metal pipe in an altoids tin back in the day and now that i think about it i probably stunk like weed all the time because i carried that poo poo around everywhere

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Stealing is a sin, op

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Just as it's morally okay to steal to feed the hungry. It's okay to steal to solve Aard's bad breath.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hotel Kpro posted:

The tin they come in is worth more than the altoids. You can reuse it and put random poo poo in it. Should have just dumped the altoids

I legit used the tins to hide my cigarettes when I was a kid.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

When no one was looking, AARD VARKMAN
took one tin. He took 1 tin.
That's as many as 71 mints.
And that's terrible.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

hang him imo

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Hotel Kpro posted:

The tin they come in is worth more than the altoids. You can reuse it and put random poo poo in it. Should have just dumped the altoids

Might as well just buy the tins directly and save some money

https://www.amazon.com/Containers-Storage-Outdoor-Active-Organizer/dp/B09NXWDX7Y

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

How is he saving money if he's buying them? Stealing is free

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
he only stole the tin because his BITCH ex-wife won't let him see PHOENIX THE WOLF

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Remember, remember,
the mints of September
altoids, tin, and a thot.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Aard gonna be walking around with sunglasses during the day all toided out

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

AARD VARKMAN back on the beans

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Aard flying into a toid rage breaking his bathroom mirror with his fist then laying on the floor crying. For hours.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You wouldn’t download a tin

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
has aardvarkman been arrested yet

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How many altoids could you fit up your nose

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How many altoids could you fit up your nose

Woah there Mr. FeelGood

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
End up like Aard that way

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

you ever boof an altoid

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