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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 23: this team is determined to make me hate it
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Drone shots of homers are so cool

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
A wise man hits home runs

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Murph Man with a classic Broken Bat Homer

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KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

 Did Murph break his bat on that?

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 20:57
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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
Bichette and Guerrero go back-to-back in the top 9. That was Guerrero's first two HR game of the season, which is unusually late.

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 20:58
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
*clears throat*

*ahem!*

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I'll be OK with the Astros making the playoffs if they first fire Ryan Pressly, Dusty Baker and Hunter Brown into the sun

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 20:58
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Let's keep this hit parade rolling

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:00
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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
sucks to lose but drat Murphy hit one out on a broken bat, if he gets going again things look pretty good

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:00
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Tauchman pinch hits for Canario

Tauchman hits double

PCA pinch runs for Tauchman

Good game, Mike. Hit the showers.

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:02
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Poque posted:

this Dark Power must be stopped.

Maybe it's time to use your final form

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:02
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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Congrats Rangers on your AL West title

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:04
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol did Springer really have another inside the parker

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:06
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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
What was the name of the singer in the Astros' 7th inning stretch? I didn't catch it

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:10
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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

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What was the name of the singer in the Astros' 7th inning stretch? I didn't catch it

The fat lady

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 astros give up a lot of runs, score just enough to make it close then cruise to a loss

that's been the story of this entire terrible month

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

astros give up a lot of runs, score just enough to make it close then cruise to a loss

that's been the story of this entire terrible month

So what you're saying is that the Astros are dogshit garbage

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 after framber lost the first game of the series in his interview he said something along the lines of we need to start playing like the astros and stop losing to bad teams. I'm sure the royals players are loving this domination after that disrespect

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

after framber lost the first game of the series in his interview he said something along the lines of we need to start playing like the astros and stop losing to bad teams. I'm sure the royals players are loving this domination after that disrespect

He's not wrong

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
No Cookie Monster, but this is really nice :3:

https://twitter.com/cubs/status/1706039697430983095?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 Lmao Haggerty keeping it alive!

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:28
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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GOMES

(and Nico)

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:32
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Javy-rear end tag :swoon:

Javy rear end-tag

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:33
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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Can the Cubs please score like 9 here so it's less stressful

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:33
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Let's get some 8th inning insurance like yesterday

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:34
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Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

 It is just all HRs for the Rangers today

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:38
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Merryweather gonna be closing :ohdear:

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Merryweather gonna be closing :ohdear:

It's this Merryweather too

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I can't have a Merryweather inning like yesterday or I might die

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't have a Merryweather inning like yesterday or I might die

rip kevlar

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Don't worry, if Merryweather can't get out of it, we've got Drew Smyly warming up. :shepicide:

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:47
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kill all umps

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 A battle of bumbling fools for that last WC spot in Seattle coming up

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:49
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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Lol nothing's easy

* # ? Sep 24, 2023 21:50
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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NOOOOO THE BALL HIT HIS SHOE

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Where's a blind ump when you need one

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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God what a loving awful miss by the ump

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Lost seven of nine (not a Star Trek reference) games to the two worst teams in the league

gently caress this team, we need to miss the playoffs

In conclusion,

The Houston Astros are dogshit garbage

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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W :toot:

:sweep:

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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:krakentoot: gently caress off all umps

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 Good day to W cubs! :)

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