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So I read the hobbit to my 7 year old and his favorite part was Gollum. He spent the next week going around asking “what’s in your pocketses?” We just watched The Hobbit and he was nearly in tears when Gollum got left behind without the ring.
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gonna be even more hosed up when he finds out how he dies
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Sep 23, 2023 21:12
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and that child grew up to become, you guessed it, rudy guliani
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Sep 23, 2023 21:12
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Bilbo flees through the caves, fingers brushing against a manila folder labeled "HER EMAILS" in his comically large pocket
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Sep 23, 2023 21:16
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Kid's gone Gollum mode.
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Sep 23, 2023 21:18
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My only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet.
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Sep 23, 2023 21:42
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read time machine to your kid next, there’s an entire race or subspecies of gollums
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Sep 23, 2023 21:59
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Buce posted:and that child grew up to become, you guessed it, rudy guliani Iron Chef Ramen posted:Bilbo flees through the caves, fingers brushing against a manila folder labeled "HER EMAILS" in his comically large pocket
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Sep 23, 2023 22:00
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Got your kid the Gollum game, problem solved
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Sep 23, 2023 22:18
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I have it in good authority that gollum can't kill orcs that are wearing helmets
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Sep 23, 2023 22:22
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Gollum represents the devastating effects of addiction and obsession with things which are inappropriate for one's nature. So maybe the kid would like Faulkner?
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Sep 26, 2023 14:29
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he's smeagol, not deagol step up to the mic you look regal he's mean, he's green gollum beatboxes like you've never seen
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Sep 26, 2023 15:39
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My kids hate lotr and by extension, me.
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Sep 26, 2023 15:46
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eSports Chaebol posted:he's smeagol, not deagol I said a hib, hob / a hibbit to the hobbit
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Sep 26, 2023 15:49
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I lusted for the ring one time and my dad beat me so bad I poo poo my pants
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Sep 26, 2023 15:55
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eSports Chaebol posted:he's smeagol, not deagol got that scrawny bitch on the mic rappin about hobbitses all night prattles on bout that one true ring who knew gollum loved goatse
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Sep 26, 2023 16:52
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cumpantry posted:got that scrawny bitch on the mic Sauron bless us! I had the Precious! But now I got the microphone Nazgûl best leave me alone Bilbo Baggins, he’s from the Shire, He stole my bling, situation’s all dire Losing my mind I obsess all the time Gotta get my Ring back and ghost this drat rhyme
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Sep 26, 2023 17:24
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A ring, a ding, a dong along a road, a choad, a dude, a singing dancing fool, Bombadil is truth.
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Sep 26, 2023 17:34
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I've heard tell that it's a bad game.
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Sep 26, 2023 17:45
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:My kids hate lotr and by extension, me. It is old and boring.
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Sep 26, 2023 18:10
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BigBadSteve posted:It is old and boring. and what about lotr
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Sep 26, 2023 18:11
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You must have gone too hard when you were reading the gollum parts. You made gollum come alive off the page. You are a fantastic story teller.
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Sep 26, 2023 18:25
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The Hello Machine posted:You must have gone too hard when you were reading the gollum parts. You made gollum come alive off the page. You are a fantastic story teller.
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Sep 26, 2023 18:39
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Is your kid the annoying one in school? Maybe they understand and viewpoint of the annoying character best and use that as their point of view character. You can look forward to favorites Scappy Doo, and Jar Jar Binks. But C3PO or R2D2 would be the most annoying characters from New Hope and they are fun. Show the kid New Hope.
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Sep 26, 2023 18:42
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Duck and Cover posted:I've heard tell that it's a bad game. I legit thought this was going to be a thread insulting you specifically
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Sep 26, 2023 22:57
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Get him the video game
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Sep 26, 2023 23:28
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N. Senada posted:I legit thought this was going to be a thread insulting you specifically lmao
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Sep 26, 2023 23:59
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WHAT WE NEED IS A FEW GOOD TATERS.
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Sep 27, 2023 00:15
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it's too late for him. just buy him an account already.
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Sep 27, 2023 00:18
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numberoneposter posted:WHAT WE NEED IS A FEW GOOD TATERS. What's "taters", precious?
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Sep 27, 2023 00:22
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Grey Cat posted:What's "taters", precious?  BOIL EM.  MASH EM.  STICK EM IN A STEW! 
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Sep 27, 2023 00:51
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N. Senada posted:I legit thought this was going to be a thread insulting you specifically There’s nothing saying it can’t be
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Sep 27, 2023 00:52
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The Hello Machine posted:You must have gone too hard when you were reading the gollum parts. You made gollum come alive off the page. You are a fantastic story teller. 
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Sep 27, 2023 00:57
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Mr.Acula posted:Get him the video game Every time the child breaks a rule, 15 minutes of golluming.
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Sep 27, 2023 00:58
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I really wish they included The Scouring of the Shire at the end of the movies. It was my favourite part of all the books.
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Sep 27, 2023 01:55
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The books really should of ended with Gollum controlling middle earth with his precious and an iron fist. I dunno, little dude just deserves it. Unlike those cheating hobbits.
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Sep 27, 2023 02:09
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my names gollum and i'm here to say we loves ringses in a major way
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Sep 27, 2023 02:22
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Vim Fuego posted:So I read the hobbit to my 7 year old and his favorite part was Gollum. He spent the next week going around asking “what’s in your pocketses?” We just watched The Hobbit and he was nearly in tears when Gollum got left behind without the ring. Mine will go around saying "MY PRECIOUS" which is weird because he's never seen the movie.
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Sep 27, 2023 02:42
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The 7 yo bites off Vim Fuego's finger and falls into a nice warm bath
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Sep 27, 2023 02:54
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erosion posted:The 7 yo bites off Vim Fuego's finger and falls into a nice warm bath Fishes! Delicious tasty fishes!
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