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It's true. I've spent so much money on clothing that I think will maybe fit, or that shrinks too much in the wash. Just for fucks sake preshrink your fabrics, give me the measurements (shoulder measurement often times are missing), and stop making your poo poo so athletic cut. Consistency would be nice. Oh and if your return policy is for store credit and I have to pay shipping, gently caress you.Duck and Cover posted:HEY DID YOU KNOW HEAT CAN SHRINK CLOTHES? I AM THE FIRST POSTER HERE TO DISCOVER AND POST THIS FACT. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Oct 13, 2023 |
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I basically haven't bought clothes for 20 years.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:29
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Have you tried getting BEEFY op?
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Oct 12, 2023 18:30
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One time I tried on a pair of gloves at the store and someone had left a bit of mushy banana in the index finger. I was like no thanks
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Oct 12, 2023 18:42
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Stop washing and drying your wool sweaters on hot/hot op
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Oct 12, 2023 18:46
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Have you tried getting BEEFY op? While I think that would help with things fitting I don't think it'd help with me enjoying the fit.
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Oct 12, 2023 18:48
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just get really good at eating food. win a bunch of free t-shirts from food challenges. then you wont have to buy clothes.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:08
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Clothing yourself in mixed fibers will only anger god op
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Oct 12, 2023 19:10
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Go to the thrift stores, used clothes won’t shrink unless you gently caress it up
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Oct 12, 2023 19:11
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if your poo poo doesnt fit its time to admit defeat and size up brother. if you need help with this please pm me.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:13
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Two words: burlap sack op
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Oct 12, 2023 19:14
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Check out the hot new look that just dropped in YLLS, maybe you could learn a thing or two, OP.tmfc posted:rate my fit?
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Oct 12, 2023 19:16
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Make your own clothing coward.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:16
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Found this in XXXL and bought one hundred. Set for life
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Oct 12, 2023 19:21
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once again the crafty nudist profits handsomely
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Oct 12, 2023 19:21
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i know what you mean OP, they just don't make clothes as big as they used to. even clothes that i've owned for a long time keep getting smaller. someone has most likely been sneaking into my home and replacing those with smaller replicas.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:33
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flubber nuts posted:if your poo poo doesnt fit its time to admit defeat and size up brother. if you need help with this please pm me. That can work but sometimes things just don't fit. Tried that with Asket the shoulders are too narrow. Tried it with Camber and I think it's the shoulders as well. Pants are usually easier as I wear sweatpants but even then larges can be too loose while mediums can be too tight. Yep.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:34
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I’ve never found pants that can fully conceal my enormous cock and balls so now I wear a caftan
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Oct 12, 2023 19:35
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Though now I’ve got so much grit in my urethra from my cock dragging on the ground that I’m about to grow pearls in that big bitch
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Oct 12, 2023 19:36
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Op have you tried going to a physical store where you can try things on? Works pretty well for me.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:39
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I just shop at Ross and usually find some cool stuff and if I dont whatever
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Oct 12, 2023 19:41
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Though now I’ve got so much grit in my urethra from my cock dragging on the ground that I’m about to grow pearls in that big bitch just sell the pearls so you can buy big rear end pants problem solved
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I’ve never found pants that can fully conceal my enormous cock and balls so now I wear a caftan Same tbh smh
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Oct 12, 2023 19:41
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Yup. Many folks think having a big ol’ swingin’ hog is all fun and games but it has its challenges too.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:45
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I think you should look for a new tailor.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:48
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:I basically haven't bought clothes for 20 years. as long as youve stayed inside no one has noticed
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Oct 12, 2023 19:49
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Op have you tried going to a physical store where you can try things on? Works pretty well for me. You could have just not posted this. Like I knew somebody was going to say this even though going to a physical store doesn't exactly help me with the "how much this will shrink" issue. Good job though way to post about your antiquated shopping method as if it has any advantages beyond "I need this now". Okay okay there are things you certainly want to try out (furniture) before buying as returning them is a big hassle.
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Oct 12, 2023 19:51
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Duck and Cover posted:You could have just not posted this. Like I knew somebody was going to say this even though going to a physical store doesn't exactly help me with the "how much this will shrink" issue. Good job though way to post about your antiquated shopping method as if it has any advantages beyond "I need this now". Okay okay there are things you certainly want to try out (furniture) before buying as returning them is a big hassle. durrrr
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Oct 12, 2023 19:54
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Duck and Cover posted:You could have just not posted this. Like I knew somebody was going to say this even though going to a physical store doesn't exactly help me with the "how much this will shrink" issue. Good job though way to post about your antiquated shopping method as if it has any advantages beyond "I need this now". Okay okay there are things you certainly want to try out (furniture) before buying as returning them is a big hassle. you could ask the shopkeep if it shrinks in the wash tho
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Oct 12, 2023 19:54
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Just do what I do and wear a black tshirt and black joggers every day
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Oct 12, 2023 19:56
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Duck and Cover posted:You could have just not posted this. Like I knew somebody was going to say this even though going to a physical store doesn't exactly help me with the "how much this will shrink" issue. Good job though way to post about your antiquated shopping method as if it has any advantages beyond "I need this now". Okay okay there are things you certainly want to try out (furniture) before buying as returning them is a big hassle. Why and how clothes shrink in the wash is not an unsolvable enigma, skill issue
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Oct 12, 2023 19:58
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my dmx krew shirt came in today. its xl and it fits perfect. now everyone can know i listen to lovely techno music. have you tried that op?
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Oct 12, 2023 19:58
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Duck and Cover posted:You could have just not posted this. Not…post…? 
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Oct 12, 2023 19:59
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you could ask the shopkeep if it shrinks in the wash tho i dont think the wagie will know or care tho and I cant blame them. my best guess would just to read the tag :/
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Oct 12, 2023 19:59
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you could ask the shopkeep if it shrinks in the wash tho So you want me to go from store to store trying clothing out and asking the underpaid employees a question that they may or may not have a satisfactory answer for. That sure sounds like a ton of fun! Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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Oct 12, 2023 19:59
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Duck and Cover posted:You could have just not posted this. Like I knew somebody was going to say this even though going to a physical store doesn't exactly help me with the "how much this will shrink" issue. Good job though way to post about your antiquated shopping method as if it has any advantages beyond "I need this now". Okay okay there are things you certainly want to try out (furniture) before buying as returning them is a big hassle. maybe just stay inside and play video games and just embrace this option when you need to venture into sunlight BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Two words: burlap sack op
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Oct 12, 2023 20:07
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I think there is an online service for men you can subscribe to that sends you a clothes loot box each month with a full matched outfit. You are not gonna be a hit at a fashion show with it but it beats being constantly mistaken for a homeless person
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Oct 12, 2023 20:09
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Beer Gay So What posted:maybe just stay inside and play video games and just embrace this option when you need to venture into sunlight Burlap is not a comfy fabric.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:21
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Duck and Cover posted:So you want me to go from store to store trying clothing out and asking the underpaid employees a question that they may or may not have a satisfactory answer for. That sure sounds like a ton of fun! i pity your pathetic existence, moreso than perhaps all of the other sad gbs guys
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I'm between XXXXXXL AND XXXXXXXXXL and it's tough to find things that fit
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