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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm between XXXXXXL AND XXXXXXXXXL and it's tough to find things that fit Why would you want to cover up that rear end?
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Just do what I do. Be a large, buy xxl, never worry about fit or shrinking. Also just wash clothes tap/cold. And dry medium or tumble. Ive also owned the same restaurant Tshirts for 10 years. I own maybe 12 shirts, 2 pants, 1 shoe, it's not complicated. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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Oct 12, 2023 20:31
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You can probably figure out if something will shrink in the wash by looking at the tag to find out what it's made of and googling "will 100% cotton shrink in the wash" Bro. I wash everything in cold water then the poo poo I like the fit of I hang dry.
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Oct 12, 2023 20:32
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Best shirt I own: Second best shirt: 
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Oct 12, 2023 20:40
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm between XXXXXXL AND XXXXXXXXXL and it's tough to find things that fit When your JNCO become Jean Company
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Oct 12, 2023 20:41
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Seriously what materials are you buying that shrink in the wash? Are you washing everything on hot? I've literally never had this problem
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feelix posted:Seriously what materials are you buying that shrink in the wash? Are you washing everything on hot? I've literally never had this problem Skinny Jeans tailored so exquisitely to their form that if it were to shrink even the normal 1-3% it would cause critical injuries to their genitals
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as with most problems in life this can be solved with some money I once went from a size medium cheap Gap type button down dress shirt to a size large, but the size large was like a tent on me and I got depressed thinking I’d never again be able to wear a shirt that fit nice lol it turns out anyone with any money at all can buy more expensive fitted shirts (lands-end are great) that have multiple size dimensions for like sleeve length, neck-fatness or shoulder-ness and not just MEDIUM also pricier ones last for like years also also actual money money people have things custom tailored and adjust everything constantly
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Punkinhead posted:Skinny Jeans tailored so exquisitely to their form that if it were to shrink even the normal 1-3% it would cause critical injuries to their genitals
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Oct 12, 2023 21:04
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Buying a box of clothes online, waiting for them to arrive, trying them on, keeping one or two items, packing up the rest of the items, bringing the box to the UPS store, waiting for a refund. Repeat. Wasting fuel and cardboard. Yes, this is better than just trying on pants at the store.
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Oct 12, 2023 21:08
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feelix posted:Seriously what materials are you buying that shrink in the wash? Are you washing everything on hot? I've literally never had this problem Cotton sometimes not much, sometimes enough to matter. Cool, low heat. I got these 90% cotton 10% polyester sweatpants from Camber and they shrank a bunch. BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Buying a box of clothes online, waiting for them to arrive, trying them on, keeping one or two items, packing up the rest of the items, bringing the box to the UPS store, waiting for a refund. Repeat. Wasting fuel and cardboard. Correct. Glad you could finally join us in 2023. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Oct 12, 2023 |
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Oct 12, 2023 21:13
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i like to show off my birthday suit 
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Oct 12, 2023 22:03
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Clothes usually come marked with a set of runes you can decode that will tell you how to make them not shrink
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Oct 12, 2023 22:27
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plasticbones posted:Clothes usually come marked with a set of runes you can decode that will tell you how to make them not shrink 
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Oct 12, 2023 22:32
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maybe cut down on the duck, cover
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Oct 12, 2023 22:41
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whats the difference between bad and dangerous water and how will the spraypainter determine this
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cumpantry posted:whats the difference between bad and dangerous water and how will the spraypainter determine this Bad water just shrinks your clothes, dangerous water dissolves them.
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Oct 12, 2023 22:45
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thank you. i will stay vigilant
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Saalkin posted:Bro. I wash everything in cold water then the poo poo I like the fit of I hang dry. I'm 6'3", 160 pounds, I'm built like Jack goddamn Skellington and everything in my wardrobe still fits the way I like (slim/form-fitting) because I follow the clearly-labeled directions on the care tags. You are bad at both shopping and doing laundry OP, hope this helps.
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Also between this thread, the alt medicine thread, and the techbro living in his Subaru thread I am becoming very concerned about the well being of GBS goons. Y'all okay?
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Oct 12, 2023 22:57
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This is why I like uniforms. Just replace your functional jumpsuit as per the documentation.
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Have you tried getting BEEFY op?
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Oct 12, 2023 23:02
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I wear clothes that I've crudely fashioned together from mounds of alleyway detritus op, maybe try this??
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redshirt posted:This is why I like uniforms. Just replace your functional jumpsuit as per the documentation. ^ 
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Oct 12, 2023 23:17
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Always cold wash clothes, it doesn't shrink them.
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OP, been following your work for awhile—and, while it entertains, it does not inspire. the clownery, the pantomime… you paint yourself the joyless fool, and you do it well but that’s all there is to it. a cautionary tale wherein you remain besieged. a victim of a joyless world. adrift in a maelstrom of absurdities that affect you endlessly while you suffer under the same dread weight of the same calamities as the rest of us and sure, for the reader there’s joy to be found in your suffering; there’s even joy to be found in acknowledging the absurd commonalities that lead to it; but, where is your joy? perhaps it would do you well to read the words of old spinoza? it would certainly do your readers well
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Oct 12, 2023 23:19
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I think OP should play Doom and have a soda or something that usually cheers me up
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HEY DID YOU KNOW HEAT CAN SHRINK CLOTHES? I AM THE FIRST POSTER HERE TO DISCOVER AND POST THIS FACT.
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youre an intolerable bitch
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Duck and Cover posted:HEY DID YOU KNOW HEAT CAN SHRINK CLOTHES? I AM THE FIRST POSTER HERE TO DISCOVER AND POST THIS FACT. You don't need to be the first, just cold wash them instead, you clown, you fool, you absolute idiot.
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Adulting is so hard lmao amirite fellas?
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cumpantry posted:youre an intolerable bitch We’re all angry when our clothes don’t fit properly
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Oct 13, 2023 01:17
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Just find someone with your exact body dimensions, follow them home and steal all their clothes. Problem solved!
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I legit just buy 3-5 decent quality new long pants a year and use them for formal events, and last year's ratty ones for our and about stuff. And then like 3-10 cheap shirts half and half with a collar for work And for supreme lazy I just have a wraparound sarong it's great
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try washing with cold water and tumble dry on low heat so they don’t shrink
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i pity your pathetic existence, moreso than perhaps all of the other sad gbs guys pencilhands??
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why hasn't a techbro disrupted buying clothes yet? an robot should be able to tailor clothes using a lidar scan of my body and determine what looks best on me using an AI trained with photos of the coolest anime characters
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Also between this thread, the alt medicine thread, and the techbro living in his Subaru thread I am becoming very concerned about the well being of GBS goons. Y'all okay?
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Oct 13, 2023 01:54
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just bought some new pyjama pants because these ones were so old that I bent over and split the buttcrack like a cartoon character
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Caesar Saladin posted:just bought some new pyjama pants because these ones were so old that I bent over and split the buttcrack like a cartoon character sounds like you need the kind that has a big flap in the back for easy egress
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