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I bought a shirt on ebay yesterday. That’s the trick op. Buy clothes already worn or pay someone to wear and wash your clothes and then you won’t have to worry about them shrinking around your enormous ponch
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I agree with everything said here other than that they make clothes for tall people too baggy and not slim or athletic fitted enough. Oh look, an LT oh wait they meant LargeTwins can fit inside this shirt, together.
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Oct 13, 2023 02:36
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Get enough bloodstains on your white uniform shirts and the tightasses at corporate will get you new ones.
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Oct 13, 2023 02:39
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Drying rack, bitch.
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Oct 13, 2023 20:49
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Buying clothes extremely sucks for me. They don't make women's clothing that fits me at all. If I get a small top it's too short because I'm so tall, but if I get a medium it doesn't fit because it expects me to have huge honking melons to fill it out with.
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Oct 13, 2023 21:12
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clothes shopping is great for me because i don’t have to do it. stylin’ clothes just appear like magic on account of my partner’s obsession with fashion and dressing me up like a giant doll and that’s actually very convenient and not creepy at all
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Oct 13, 2023 21:24
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emSparkly posted:Buying clothes extremely sucks for me. They don't make women's clothing that fits me at all. If I get a small top it's too short because I'm so tall, but if I get a medium it doesn't fit because it expects me to have huge honking melons to fill it out with. I bet you also want your pants to have usable pockets too, STOP ASKING FOR THE WORLD! Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Oct 13, 2023 |
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Oct 13, 2023 21:37
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emSparkly posted:Buying clothes extremely sucks for me. They don't make women's clothing that fits me at all. If I get a small top it's too short because I'm so tall, but if I get a medium it doesn't fit because it expects me to have huge honking melons to fill it out with. Sorry Brienne of Tarth.
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Oct 13, 2023 22:10
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i just rent my clothes from a fabriclord. home to be a clothes owner some day.
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Oct 13, 2023 22:29
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I can't even buy clothes in normal stores. They will have nothing that fits. People are surprised when they hear this because I'm short but not strikingly short, but that plus being slim means nothing fits. Also the cheaper clothes are, the bigger they are for some reason. If I can find a pair of jeans that fit they'll be like 100€.
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Oct 13, 2023 23:44
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have you tried Gap Kids
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Oct 13, 2023 23:44
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Too small for adults, too big for kids, just the right size for expensive brands I don't want (Or online stores with a wider size range, which is what I do, but it sucks not getting to try anything.)
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Oct 13, 2023 23:46
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Just buy a bunch of identical gray jumpsuits op
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Oct 13, 2023 23:47
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if you lose enough weight you can save money by buying kids clothes
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Oct 13, 2023 23:48
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always buy 100% cotton those little annoying bobbles are a polyester problem you can just avoid it altogether
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Oct 13, 2023 23:50
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Crystal Thenis posted:always buy 100% cotton Fun fact more often than not (at least it seems that way to me) heather colors are part polyester even if the solids are 100% cotton.
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Oct 13, 2023 23:57
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i wear 100%, i love to itch all day long
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Oct 13, 2023 23:59
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Much like Odysseus I clothe myself by tying myself to belly of the largest Ram, it's extremely warm and fools any dumbass Cyclops
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Punkinhead posted:Much like Odysseus I clothe myself by tying myself to belly of the largest Ram, it's extremely warm and fools any dumbass Cyclops If you like the fit be careful wool can shrink. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Oct 15, 2023 |
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Oct 14, 2023 02:56
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I simply allow my body hair to grow unimpeded until it completely covers my grotesque body.
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Oct 14, 2023 11:33
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MrQwerty posted:Just buy a bunch of identical gray jumpsuits op Ahem, I think you mean “speedsuits”.
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Oct 18, 2023 05:16
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Buy every color of the supima cotton t shirts from uniqlo buy one pair of jeans, one pair of khaki shorts there you’re all set. casual dressing as a grown man is the easiest thing in the world.
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Oct 18, 2023 07:26
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Take some joy in buying new clothes, don't just treat it like a chore you need to do to cover up your junk, a nice new interesting outfit can make you feel like a super cool dude and that's important sometimes.
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Oct 18, 2023 07:39
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Like a jedi constructs their own lighsaber, sew your own pants
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Oct 18, 2023 14:23
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Just remember that red means evil in pants also
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I found these lightweight SPF pants from Columbia that fit and are functional, so I've just been buying those for years, with a few different colors in the mix. But I am not a fashionista by any stretch. Same shirts for years. I also don't have to dress up for work so that simplifies things greatly.
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Icochet posted:Just remember that red means evil in pants also Red means speed. Sonic's shoes? Red. Lightning McQueen? Red. Ferrari? Red. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Oct 18, 2023 |
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Oct 18, 2023 18:16
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I wear the tightest lulu lemons possible so everyone can see the outline of my hog and mushroom tip.
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Bored posted:Ahem, I think you mean “speedsuits”. I'm thinking more the Soylent guy
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I bought new boots and 2 pairs of pants for work, but nobody was available to open the fitting room so I had to be annoying and call on the walkie. I ain't buying this poo poo if I can't try it on. Like seriously I drat near broke my toe unloading the truck, and these pants are so old and baggey I stepped on the hem trying to get on the ladder and almost fell off. Steel toe boots and skinny jeans prevent a lot of self-imposed injuries Treecko fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Oct 21, 2023 |
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