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Some of my teeth are spaced apart enough that I always get a significant amount of food stuck between them whenever I eat certain things, especially meat. I had a pretty awesome steak the other day and immediately went to floss to get it out of my teeth, as it’s pretty annoying when it’s jammed in there. I ATE the pieces of steak that I got out of my teeth and my wife happened to notice me doing this and thinks it’s absolutely disgusting and said that I have mental problems (I do, but besides the point). What particular things do you do in an otherwise healthy relationship that your S.O. thinks is disgusting? Besides existing in general.
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Oct 22, 2023 20:38
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My tiny penis, but she works around it.
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Oct 22, 2023 20:45
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Omg how GROSS
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Oct 22, 2023 20:47
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Jailbrekr posted:My tiny penis, but she works around it. Not really something you consciously do that someone else considers questionable. That’s more something you can’t do anything about. Besides cutting it off entirely (do it please).
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Oct 22, 2023 20:53
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I bite my nails occasionally, she hates the noise. She doesn't like to go near the food recycling bin in the yard. She's an emetophobe, so talking about puke is a no-go. That's about it?
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Oct 22, 2023 21:33
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I have a medical condition of the penis that makes my cum shoot out in four inch long solid strands. I call them my lil tapeworms. She’s not totally into it
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Oct 22, 2023 21:38
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Me
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Oct 22, 2023 21:42
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Jacking it while our bull does his thing.
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Oct 22, 2023 22:02
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Doesn't sound very spagghentlemanly to me
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Oct 22, 2023 22:12
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Every day I'll have about thirty minutes scheduled for snake time. During snake time I slither around the house making snake noises, and attempt to unhinge my jaw to eat whole one of the many rats that infest our house. My wife hates snake time and I don't know how to de-escalate this volatile situation.
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Oct 22, 2023 22:12
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gross things that my wife annoys me with: constantly telling me she is making GBS threads out her doodoo rear end
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Oct 22, 2023 22:15
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*Holds up my own picture* Not married, but my girlfriend is constantly annoyed by the endless string of dad jokes that I think are funny.
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Oct 22, 2023 23:00
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Spagghentleman posted:Some of my teeth are spaced apart enough that I always get a significant amount of food stuck between them whenever I eat certain things, especially meat. I mean, that is kinda gross. But I do it to. Now, I know I do it out of solidarity. Torquemada posted:I bite my nails occasionally, she hates the noise. She doesn't like to go near the food recycling bin in the yard. She's an emetophobe, so talking about puke is a no-go. That's about it? Haven't been in a relationship in a long time, but I normally dry-heave when I brush my teeth, cause I get way the gently caress back there. I don't know if it'd work out with an emetophobe. Bonus, i have whatever syndrome it's called that I can hardly burp normally. So, I'll have to stick something down my throat to "dry-heave", but it's just straight up burpy gas. ... Haven't been in a relationship in a long time, lol. My ex used to fart, a lot. Like, whatever, but she'd fart on me in bed while neither of us had clothes on. I wasn't thrilled with that, funny as it may have been. Feeling the warm, moist heat was a bit unsettling. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Oct 22, 2023 |
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Oct 22, 2023 23:22
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One of my ex's hated it when I cracked my knuckles. It was something I couldn't help doing since my fingers got staved and sprained repeatedly practising tae guk. I don't think it was a woman thing either, for some people that's like nails on a chalkboard. I remember my RE teacher getting pissed off at me and he was a large man. He heard me doing it several times in class and he eventually got fed up. He shouted "Do that one more time and you'll get a whole chapter to write out!" - he meant a chapter of the bible.
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Oct 22, 2023 23:59
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What is Tae Guk?
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Oct 23, 2023 00:16
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blight rhino posted:I mean, that is kinda gross. But I do it to. 
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Oct 23, 2023 00:17
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Please stop annoying my wife op
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Oct 23, 2023 00:24
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My husband gets grossed out when I do a seductive dance and then end it with a raucous fart.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:34
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AKZ posted:What is Tae Guk? A korean martial art - I think. That's what my instructor called it. The internet tells me it's a set of poomsae (kind of like kata in karate) used to teach defensive and offensive stances in taekwondo. TBH, I wasn't very good at it and the time I spent playing rugby as a youth was better self defense training. With MMA becoming a mainstream sport taekwondo has become something of a laughing stock, about as intimidating as Tai Chi.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:38
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Farting near her when she brushes her teeth, almost vomited from it.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:48
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Our child.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:54
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Farting in bed and then holding your girlfriend's head under the covers.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:55
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A motion to compel discovery. e; oh sorry I reread op Not washing my anime character body pillow
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Oct 23, 2023 00:56
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She was actually really mad about all the threesome jokes I made when it came in the mail while I was at work.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:59
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If you come home drunk, sit your motherfucking dipshit rear end down on that toilet to piss. Your dick won't magically become a vagina and you won't blunderbuss your rank piss all over the floor which I KNOW YOUR SMASHED BITCH rear end WON'T CLEAN UP, YOU FUCKRAG. Wasn't my husband but if it were, I'd be a widow.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:01
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Das Boo posted:If you come home drunk, sit your motherfucking dipshit rear end down on that toilet to piss. Your dick won't magically become a vagina and you won't blunderbuss your rank piss all over the floor which I KNOW YOUR SMASHED BITCH rear end WON'T CLEAN UP, YOU FUCKRAG. Is it ok then if they just soak it up with the sock that's on their foot?
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Oct 23, 2023 03:06
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These forums. Cumbending comes to mind.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:08
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Tarkus posted:Is it ok then if they just soak it up with the sock that's on their foot? Only if he consents to me calling him Poppy Pee Toes in public, leaving him to elaborate.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:14
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144 mosquitos
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Oct 23, 2023 03:30
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Das Boo posted:If you come home drunk, sit your motherfucking dipshit rear end down on that toilet to piss. Your dick won't magically become a vagina and you won't blunderbuss your rank piss all over the floor which I KNOW YOUR SMASHED BITCH rear end WON'T CLEAN UP, YOU FUCKRAG. A widow and not a divorcee? I'm liking you even more. But seriously - I grew up in a bar and cleaned it and served drinks there for 14 years. Women can be just as gross as men, just in different ways. I put a plastic bag over my hand to lift cigarette butts out of urinals but I got some nasty surprises cleaning ladies toilets that weren't in plain sight. A bit of advice for women using the toilet in public places - it might look pristine but lift the toilet seat up and look underneath before you use it.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:31
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idk she spends most of her time with her boyfriend
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Oct 23, 2023 03:34
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Das Boo posted:If you come home drunk, sit your motherfucking dipshit rear end down on that toilet to piss. Your dick won't magically become a vagina and you won't blunderbuss your rank piss all over the floor which I KNOW YOUR SMASHED BITCH rear end WON'T CLEAN UP, YOU FUCKRAG. dont worry when we're that drunk we just go in the sink
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Oct 23, 2023 03:37
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R.L. Stine posted:idk she spends most of her time with her boyfriend What I liked was she implied she would kill a man for doing that. I'm sort of desensitized. Did you ever watch Father Ted and see that gross old alcoholic Father Jack? That wasn't an exageration, people like that do exist in Ireland.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:38
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Das Boo posted:If you come home drunk, sit your motherfucking dipshit rear end down on that toilet to piss. Your dick won't magically become a vagina and you won't blunderbuss your rank piss all over the floor which I KNOW YOUR SMASHED BITCH rear end WON'T CLEAN UP, YOU FUCKRAG. i dont understand why we cant just lift the thing you sit on then put it back?? oh wait men lol
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Oct 23, 2023 03:43
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R.L. Stine posted:idk she spends most of her time with her boyfriend My parasocial crush does too.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:43
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Spagghentleman posted:Some of my teeth are spaced apart enough that I always get a significant amount of food stuck between them whenever I eat certain things, especially meat. every time this thread gets bumped to the front page and I scroll past it, I imagine this again, congrats op 
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Oct 23, 2023 03:47
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My endless, constant farting.
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Oct 23, 2023 03:52
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Can't believe OP at food that was in his own mouth how gauche
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Oct 23, 2023 04:00
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RavenousScoot posted:every time this thread gets bumped to the front page and I scroll past it, I imagine this again, congrats op What do you do with food you pick out of your teeth with your tongue?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:My endless, constant farting. If farting isn't a welcome and celebrated part of your family culture you are doing it wrong. *fart*
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