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Spagghentleman posted:What do you do with food you pick out of your teeth with your tongue? considering gross is a staple of SA posting, the congrats was halfway sincere that you could manage to make my brain arbitrarily recoil especially with something that rationally *shouldn't* be gross also it's in the thread title so I'm standing by my opinion 
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:These forums. Cumbending comes to mind. could referring to one's wife as a cumbender be considered a compliment?
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When I clip my nails I make a little pile of the clippings rather than cutting them over the trashcan or something. I throw them out but I think the nasty little pile gives her bad vibes
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I pull open and close the bottom drawer of the fridge with my bare foot. Actually, I pick up a lot of stuff with my toes and she hates it.
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My face gets incredibly red and puffy and I make a snorting sound along with pained facial expressions when I'm ejaculating. Also the 40 minutes of sobbing after I do too.
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Oct 23, 2023 04:48
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I get really huge tonsil stones and I always run over to my wife and be like "Look we're in the Bible" then spit them into her mouth and I call it "stoning" hence the Bible joke. Honestly I think she's just jealous I still have my tonsils
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Oct 23, 2023 05:57
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I scrape the eye boogers out of the corners of the dog’s eyes and then feed them to the dog as a little treat. Wife used to protest loudly about how it was “super gross” but I’ve been doing it for so long (we’re even on a different dog at this point) that she doesn’t even really react anymore lol E. Thesaurus posted:When I clip my nails I make a little pile of the clippings rather than cutting them over the trashcan or something. I throw them out but I think the nasty little pile gives her bad vibes 
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Oct 23, 2023 07:13
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She's always telling me to stop sucking her dick so much. I can't help it, I'm trying to go pro and get a job in the factory.
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Oct 23, 2023 07:27
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DicktheCat posted:She's always telling me to stop sucking her dick so much. I can't help it, I'm trying to go pro and get a job in the factory. If she doesn't physically push you away, it means she appreciates all the cocksucking and wants you to continue, but doesn't want to appear to be greedy. What a considerate lover!
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Oct 23, 2023 08:28
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I get home from a run or a row or after cycling home on a hot day and kiss her and drip sweat on her face. Also I drip through the house a bit. I eat food that has dropped on the floor sometimes
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Oct 23, 2023 10:33
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Showing up at her house
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Oct 23, 2023 11:47
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Pointing out there is an actual noise sequence that picking your nose and eating it makes, and I can hear her do that. Behind my back. In bed.
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Oct 23, 2023 11:59
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Every time she reminds me to sign the divorce papers i start jacking off and "forget" to sign. She loving hates it lmao
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Oct 23, 2023 12:34
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Nothing. She loves me unconditionally just the way I am.
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Oct 23, 2023 13:02
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Valko posted:A korean martial art - I think. That's what my instructor called it. The internet tells me it's a set of poomsae (kind of like kata in karate) used to teach defensive and offensive stances in taekwondo. Huh, thanks. I couldn't figure it out.
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Oct 23, 2023 16:57
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The amazing volume of spit that playing the saxophone generates.
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Oct 23, 2023 17:08
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I pooted 
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My paltry alimony payments Still referring to her as my wife
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No. 6 posted:Showing up at her house BastardAus posted:Pointing out there is an actual noise sequence that picking your nose and eating it makes, and I can hear her do that. 
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