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Tell me how you wash yourself. Do you wash your hair real good? How do you wash your butt? What are your butt washing techniques?
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Nov 1, 2023 11:37
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wet
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Nov 1, 2023 11:38
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Very carefully op
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Nov 1, 2023 11:39
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I take a shower slowly from the bottom of my feet up to my head. I do that a few times but then just jump all over the shower and start going up and down on
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Nov 1, 2023 11:43
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puppy loofah
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Nov 1, 2023 11:47
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Zestfully
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Nov 1, 2023 11:52
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Alone
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Nov 1, 2023 11:54
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Golden
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Nov 1, 2023 11:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXLEfsecGNs
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Nov 1, 2023 11:58
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I don't pay particular attention to my rear end in a top hat. Because, not being a filthy animal, I clean it well after each poo poo. A face wash cloth, liquid soap and a backbrush are my tools of choice. Sulphur-based anti-dandruff shampoo and a good conditioner when the hair needs washing. Occasionally I piss into the plughole while showering. I live alone so np.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:59
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May all your showers be golden op
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Nov 1, 2023 12:05
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BigBadSteve posted:I don't pay particular attention to my rear end in a top hat. Because, not being a filthy animal, I clean it well after each poo poo. You think you sound reasonable but to everyone else it sounds like you have a dirty butthole
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Nov 1, 2023 12:05
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Saalkin posted:You think you sound reasonable but to everyone else it sounds like you have a dirty butthole
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Nov 1, 2023 12:18
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Under a dripping pipe, with a sponge
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Nov 1, 2023 12:18
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Saalkin posted:You think you sound reasonable but to everyone else it sounds like you have a dirty butthole Yeah, that's pretty gross.
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Nov 1, 2023 12:20
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I like to sit in my bathtub and let the shower bank off my chest. I call it a shath!
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Nov 1, 2023 12:27
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I don’t
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Nov 1, 2023 12:34
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after a bloody poo poo I like to shower and watch the blood flow down the drain while the music from Psycho plays in my head
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Nov 1, 2023 12:34
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BigBadSteve posted:I live alone Oh for real?
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Nov 1, 2023 12:35
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Slugworth posted:At a minimum, I'm real curious what he means by cleaning it well. Surely he can't just mean toilet paper. Like if you just use a bidet... maybe? Even then still good to give it a wash with soap. If just toilet paper, yeah that super gross. As for myself, I just turn off the lights and pretend like I'm stuck on the boiler room of a sinking ye old steam ship.
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Nov 1, 2023 12:38
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I shower in a big tub with my wife
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Nov 1, 2023 13:11
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I shower in a big tub with my wife If the tub is hot watch out! When tubs get hot people die. 
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Nov 1, 2023 13:14
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I let the water trickle down my body sensually as I moan in ecstasy e: my hard nipples are erect Smugworth fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Nov 1, 2023 |
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Nov 1, 2023 13:14
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After washing my face and hair I scrub my pits, taint, and bhole and then rinse off the lather with my handheld shower head turned to the pressure washing setting to blast off any remaining debris or skin.
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Nov 1, 2023 13:23
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Nov 1, 2023 13:29
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Showers are gross. I simply molt as necessary.
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Nov 1, 2023 13:32
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curled up in the tub weeping
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Nov 1, 2023 13:39
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Slugworth posted:At a minimum, I'm real curious what he means by cleaning it well. Surely he can't just mean toilet paper. Why don't you talk to me instead of about me. In any case, I wipe my rear end well with toilet paper, then final wipe(s) with a face wash cloth reserved for the purpose (I don't wipe my face with it) doused with warm water. No, it's not a rag on a stick, there's no stick.  And of course I rinse the wash cloth well afterwards.People who don't do this, unless they use a bidet of some sort instead or shower after making GBS threads, are just dirty, IMO.
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Nov 1, 2023 13:42
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so your face washcloths and butt washcloths are the same towels
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Nov 1, 2023 14:24
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i dont care if you put them in the washing machine between uses the butt washcloth and face washcloths really should be different towels
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Nov 1, 2023 14:25
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Requesting the thread title be changed to "Describe How You Rinse Your Butt Cloth".
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Nov 1, 2023 14:39
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BigBadSteve posted:Why don't you talk to me instead of about me. You wipe your rear end in a top hat with a poo poo-flecked used washcloth that you just rinse off, presumably getting poo poo all over your fingers and sink, but refuse to just spread your asscheeks in the shower to get clean What
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Nov 1, 2023 14:43
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This is some SA forums 2005 poo poo lol
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Nov 1, 2023 14:44
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BigBadSteve posted:Why don't you talk to me instead of about me. Yeah well I spread my butt cheeks and gape my rear end and then squirt shower gel directly into my rear end so i'm cleaner than you actually
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Nov 1, 2023 14:47
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Where does the shitrag live between sessions?
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Nov 1, 2023 14:50
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Dell_Zincht posted:Yeah well I spread my butt cheeks and gape my rear end and then squirt shower gel directly into my rear end so i'm cleaner than you actually Not between making GBS threads and shower. And I don't know how your poor rosebud can handle soap squirted up it, mine couldn't. Congrats on your chemical resistant rear end in a top hat I guess.
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Nov 1, 2023 14:52
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Where does the shitrag live between sessions? draped over the bucket with the poop knife obvs
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Nov 1, 2023 14:56
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I just eat my own rear end all day like a cat
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Nov 1, 2023 14:59
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Toxic Mental posted:You wipe your rear end in a top hat with a poo poo-flecked used washcloth that you just rinse off, presumably getting poo poo all over your fingers and sink, but refuse to just spread your asscheeks in the shower to get clean The rag is clean to begin with. I wash it, my fingers and the sink well immediately after use. poo poo is very water soluble, it's easy. Scared of a little poo poo? Why, you're full of it! I spread my asscheeks in the shower too, for a quick wipe, you dirty-assed person you. BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Where does the shitrag live between sessions? The cleaned, fleck-free shitrag is draped over the edge of the bath. I advise visitors not to use it. And that's all the questions on the subject I'll answer ITT, I'm sensing a wave of discrimination from dirty-assed poo poo-ragless goons jealous of their betters. And those who have learnt from my sacred rear end cleaning teachings now know enough to practice them. I make no apologies for being ahead of my time. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Nov 1, 2023 |
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Nov 1, 2023 15:03
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First, I just sit at the bottom and cry a little. Then I wash my hair real good with shampoo, rinse, then add conditioner, and let it sit while I lather up with a loofah. But before the lather I spray my bhole with water like a sane person and save it for last so im not spreading bhole germs all over myself while lathering. I rinse the lather, then finally the conditioner. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Nov 1, 2023 |
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