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"Sonic Shower" Just sound waves and stuff. So refreshing.
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in the fever dreams of madmen
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Nov 1, 2023 15:19
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I sit beneath the waterfall, meditating on the nature of the blade
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Nov 1, 2023 15:28
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I just remove my skin and toss it in the washer
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Nov 1, 2023 15:33
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With lava. So carefully.
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Nov 1, 2023 15:41
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Shifty-eyed because the water is stolen
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Nov 1, 2023 15:57
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I wack a load of gel onto my hairy chest like a massive cumshot and spread it around my body with my back to the water. Then I turn and apply it to my backside while the water blasts it from my front.
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Nov 1, 2023 16:06
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BigBadSteve posted:The rag is clean to begin with. I wash it, my fingers and the sink well immediately after use. poo poo is very water soluble, it's easy. Scared of a little poo poo? Why, you're full of it! You clean the sink every time you poop? What’s that method like?
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Nov 1, 2023 16:11
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I shower in a big tub with my
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Nov 1, 2023 16:36
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ooo I'm so wet
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Nov 1, 2023 17:42
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redshirt posted:"Sonic Shower" Sonic Shower. Just me, my Sonic the Hedgehog body pillow and my Golden Rings brand body wash. Followed by a thorough drying process using my towel with Knuckles on it (I save the towel with Amy on it for special occasions).
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Nov 1, 2023 17:56
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i just like extremely hot showers. like it should be just below second degree burn territory or i dont feel properly showered
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Nov 1, 2023 18:05
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I like to take room temperature showers and I like to get them over with as quickly as possible because I'm autistic and I hate being wet only slightly less than I hate being dirty.
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Nov 1, 2023 19:11
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i start with my anus and wash outwards in a spiral.
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Nov 1, 2023 19:12
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I've been doing quick cold rinse-->hot bath-->cold shower until I get the full body gasping cold reaction. I wait for my breathing to regulate, then switch it to hot until I feel relaxed.
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Nov 1, 2023 19:31
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nice obelisk idiot posted:I've been doing quick cold rinse-->hot bath-->cold shower until I get the full body gasping cold reaction what the gently caress are you talking about
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Nov 1, 2023 19:50
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Songbearer posted:what the gently caress are you talking about ive never done it with like a shower or bathtub but i thought they were trying to recreate that sensation from like if you sit in a hot sauna for a while and then go jump in a very cold pool. it feels great.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:10
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Once a month or so I'd get this fancy penthouse hotel room that had a shower with two heads and it was awesome. I'd have one hot and one cold.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:13
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Earwicker posted:ive never done it with like a shower or bathtub but i thought they were trying to recreate that sensation from like if you sit in a hot sauna for a while and then go jump in a very cold pool. it feels great.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:15
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I have 5 shower heads and the lowest 2 are at a great height for blasting straight up your rear end in a top hat. I wash my rear end in a top hat last so I don't wash the rest of my body with a poofah (loofah with poo on it)
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Nov 1, 2023 20:16
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By any means necessary.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:20
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I shower with no lights but a heat lamp and fan. Sometimes I play music. I wash my hair, face, pits, and wang. Then I bodywash everything else. Then I do my rear end in a top hat and feet last because they can spread disease. Then I brush my teeth and floss because why do anything outside of the shower? I also have optional activities like extra exfoliation, shaving, or pumicing my feet. Sometimes i will fill up the tub a few inches and soak my feet in iodine or epsom salts. Edit: I also sometimes do the hot/cold sessions people are talking about. Amazing getting ice cold water under the heat lamp. I use a silicone face scrubber, head massager for shampoo, and some weird plastic mesh thing for my body. I have a nice shower head and a hand sprayer that’s so high pressure they hurt. They have filters that supposedly purify and remineralize the water. I’ve thought about getting a shower chair and little waterproof lcd display so I can just live in there forever and never go to work. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Nov 1, 2023 |
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Nov 1, 2023 20:37
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BigBadSteve posted:The rag is clean to begin with. I wash it, my fingers and the sink well immediately after use. poo poo is very water soluble, it's easy. Scared of a little poo poo? Why, you're full of it! Why don’t you just get a bidet?
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Nov 1, 2023 20:42
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Now I'm going to be paranoid about any errant wash cloth I see when using someone else's bathroom, thanks for making my world just a little bit darker Steve
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Nov 1, 2023 20:46
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:47
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I turn off all the lights then lay down on the shower floor and wiggle around like a salamander for an hour.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:49
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Wifi Toilet posted:I turn off all the lights then lay down on the shower floor and wiggle around like a salamander for an hour. I don't need the spotlight on me like this.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:50
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Nessus posted:By any means necessary. Hard and fast.
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Nov 1, 2023 20:51
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Fully clothed cuz I'm not gay
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Nov 1, 2023 21:00
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https://umsu.unimelb.edu.au/news/ar...ly%20call%20it.
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Nov 1, 2023 21:09
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robert fripp starts every day with an ice cold shower because your body hates it and its his way of saying "look, who's in charge?" posting this on robert's behalf as he is not currently permitted to access his sa account due to
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Nov 1, 2023 21:10
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In all honesty, about 1/3 of my shower is just me standing there under the stream of hot water, not moving, contemplating life and such.
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Nov 1, 2023 21:11
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I do the Lyndon Johnson method of spraying boiling hot water at high pressure up my rear end in a top hat
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Nov 1, 2023 21:19
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I finish my shower by applying a light layer of MCT oil to my entire body (seriously)
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Nov 1, 2023 21:27
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I finish my shower by applying a light layer of MCT oil to my entire body (seriously) Same, but THC oil
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Nov 1, 2023 21:39
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Yeah, well, I only wash my butthole in the shower, what do you think about that, smartguy? 
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Nov 1, 2023 22:07
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lol shocking that SA goons have lovely personal hygiene
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Which posts are you referring to specifically, pencilhands?
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Nov 1, 2023 22:21
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Butt washing techniques include a stream of water directed towards the "rear end hole". This method proves effective.
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I want to be rich enough to have a car wash shower, where I stand on a conveyor belt and move along as various brushes and hoses clean and dry me.
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