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I'm a telepath, but I really only just pick up a vibe.
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I can summon scones. Like really delicious ones.
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Nov 5, 2023 16:40
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I can shoot knives out of my hands like Wolverine! See? *snikt* AAAAAGHGHGHHhhh....f-gently caress... okay I admit it, I don't... ugh...I don't have the healing power Wolverine does...but ya see? Knives! It's great, I'd be a huge contribution to the team when he's on vacation or...Christ that's a lot of blood... say, wh-what's the medical plan for being an X-Man, cuz, um...ugh... *passes out on floor in pool of own blood*
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Nov 5, 2023 16:41
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im like gambit but instead of having any kinetic powers or hand-to-hand combat skills I am a divorced degenerate alcoholic gambling addict that can fling playing cards at people
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Nov 5, 2023 16:42
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Asterite34 posted:I can shoot knives out of my hands like Wolverine! See? Same except my skin is impervious but only from the inside and the blades can't actually come through so I'm basically just a guy
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Nov 5, 2023 16:44
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I can summon any contagious virus of my choosing and nobody is immune to it. It takes a full incubation period and it also affects me.
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Nov 5, 2023 16:45
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I have total control over the weather, as long as it's inside a snowglobe.
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Nov 5, 2023 16:47
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I don’t know what a JV is, and have the power to admit this on the internet
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Nov 5, 2023 16:48
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All of my bodily fluids are lime green
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Nov 5, 2023 16:49
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vegetables posted:I don’t know what a JV is, and have the power to admit this on the internet Junior Varsity, in American High Schools the Junior Varsity, or "JV", team is made up of kids that can't make the Varsity squad.
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Nov 5, 2023 16:52
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I have the power of true gaydar, not only can I sense when someone is gay, I can tell where they are and how fast they're moving.
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Nov 5, 2023 17:02
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My mutant power is medically indistinguishable from fibromyalgia.
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Nov 5, 2023 17:02
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I have the mutant ability of zero refractory period, I'm sure I can use that to fight crime somehow
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Nov 5, 2023 17:04
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Not only can I sense the vibe, I can change it, just by talking.
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Nov 5, 2023 17:06
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I'm a time traveler from the future but I didn't pay attention to history at all, so the most insight I can come up with is "I think that villain did something in Argentina. Or maybe he was from Argentina, somewhere south." Also I have weak magnetic field that I can't control so I erase all magnetic media standing near it for a few seconds, and screws and Canadian coins stick to me, so I have to pick them off before I go to bed.
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Nov 5, 2023 17:25
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Yeah, sure, Im deeeefinitely skilled in making passive aggressive remarks during the final show down with... idk, the Big Bad I guess. Works well with my totally bad breath  whatever dude
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Nov 5, 2023 17:37
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How I see the X-Men Org structure You got the main X-Men, and occasionally another mutant here or there who joins up short term. Then you got the X-Men B team, a group of talented, powerful mutants, all trained up and ready to go. Then you got the X-Men JV Teams - and there are 4 of them, 6 people each. Then you got the hopefuls....
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Nov 5, 2023 17:52
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I can travel forward through time roughly 10% faster than a normal person. It makes waiting for things slightly less annoying.
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Nov 5, 2023 17:56
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I can ripen bananas with my mind. Imagine one of the baddies eating a nice banana for breakfast and then, bam, they are eating a gross overripe banana!
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Nov 5, 2023 17:58
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I have the power to turn people itchy at a distance which is pretty poo poo but hey I can still probably make x-statix and draw a fat check from it
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Nov 5, 2023 18:02
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Triikan posted:I can travel forward through time roughly 10% faster than a normal person. It makes waiting for things slightly less annoying. That's actually p powerful tbh
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Nov 5, 2023 18:03
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As long as I have visual contact of the person, I can slowly ratchet up their urge to piss and poo until they void. They call me Small Laxx, it’s a pleasure to meet you.
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Nov 5, 2023 18:11
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I have the power to read minds! Think of a number between one and a hundred. ...49. I'm right, aren't I? Now, full disclosure, my telepathy only extends to guessing what number a person is thinking of, nothing else. On the other hand, I don't require a wheelchair ramp. I think that trade-off makes me about on Charles Xavier's level overall.
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Nov 5, 2023 18:12
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My ball hair is worms
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Nov 5, 2023 18:13
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:My ball hair is worms Power Pubes
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Nov 5, 2023 18:52
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Let's be honest. In the 21st century, sentient ball pube guy is not gonna make the main team.
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Nov 5, 2023 18:54
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I’m like, really good at Gran Turismo 3. I’m talkin’, like, preternaturally good at it. You get me that Lancer Evo V and almost nobody can beat me Oh, can you bring me a Logitech GT Force wheel? My ex sold mine on eBay when I paid the cable bill instead of the water bill
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Nov 5, 2023 19:02
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I am MINT BERRY CRUNCH! hehe guys remember that South Park?
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Nov 5, 2023 19:11
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this place really needs a dream-kid subforum
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Nov 5, 2023 19:13
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itt we pretend we are:
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Nov 5, 2023 19:13
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No you see, I am a mutant, I have extra copies of the gene that puts me at a higher risk of breast cancer.
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Nov 5, 2023 19:13
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I'm bald and my legs don't work but instead of that making me ridiculously psychic, I'm dumb as poo poo.
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Nov 5, 2023 19:14
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Is anyone good at music?
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Nov 5, 2023 19:18
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Turns out my real power is a mutant form of kleptomania. Is someone missing their keys or pen? Random poo poo just shows up in my pockets when talk to people. Sorry, I've also got someone's rescue inhaler. Anyone? This isnt intentional! drat it! Everyone needs to stop talking to me because one of you just lost your wallet.
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Nov 5, 2023 19:51
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Every dollar I earn makes me 1 IQ point dumber.
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Nov 5, 2023 20:19
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everyone has now earned a pretend cookie. congrats!
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Nov 5, 2023 20:25
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We've got to show them we can work together! *Enters the Danger Room
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Nov 5, 2023 21:17
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i made the henchman poop himself but he just seems more angry, and my powers don't work on the flying sawblades
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Nov 5, 2023 21:24
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For some reason my natural EM field removes ads and login captchas for websites in my vicinity please let me in I've been hunted by Google for weeks now
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Nov 5, 2023 21:28
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My mutant power? I can destroy the entire universe. No, I can't dial it down to selectively destroy less than that, just the entire universe, boop, gone. No, no that includes me too, I would also be destroyed. Well I mean, obviously I've never used it before, we're standing here talking about it after all. It's kind of a one-use thing. Look, I just know that it works, okay!? I got a feeling, deep down, that I could destroy the universe if I really wanted to, just trust me. So, which seat do I get in the fancy X-Plane? Window seat, right?
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Nov 5, 2023 21:37
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