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I have a mutation that gives me super sight and hearing but my mom huffed a lot of mercury so it just kinda balances out to normal
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Nov 5, 2023 22:01
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I can see the shadow realm that exists alongside our universe. The only difference is that the colours are a bit changed, they wouldn't let me join the army because of my powerful mutation.
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Nov 5, 2023 22:44
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I've got a bad feeling about this
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Nov 5, 2023 23:03
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I own a gun. What? It was good enough to let Cable on the team!
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Nov 5, 2023 23:19
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if you give me a long enough lever i can move the earth
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Nov 5, 2023 23:23
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I am Ghost Rider, capable of controlling vehicles while I am dancing on and around them
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Nov 5, 2023 23:31
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Smugworth posted:I am Ghost Rider, capable of controlling vehicles while I am dancing on and around them
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Nov 5, 2023 23:36
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Alright, welcome to X-Men class. We'll dive right in: How would you use your powers to save the day? Guy who controls vehicles with people riding on top of them? Ghost... Rider?
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Nov 5, 2023 23:39
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I thought the Xavier School for Mutants was going to teach me what to do with my powers, how the hell should I know how to save someone by ghost riding a whip
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Nov 5, 2023 23:43
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*CONCENTRATES ON THE VIBE
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Nov 6, 2023 00:22
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I'm waiting at +10% normal speed while somebody comes up with a plan
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Nov 6, 2023 00:26
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Smugworth posted:I thought the Xavier School for Mutants was going to teach me what to do with my powers, how the hell should I know how to save someone by ghost riding a whip if i had a long enough lever i could lift either you or the whip up into the air?
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Nov 6, 2023 00:27
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I can break these cuffs
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Nov 6, 2023 00:34
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I never have to trim my toe or fingernails. They are always the desired length.
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Nov 6, 2023 00:49
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I can hover exactly 1 inch above any surface.
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Nov 6, 2023 01:02
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I developed super strength but I already had Lou Gehrig's disease.
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Nov 6, 2023 01:08
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Big huge cums
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Nov 6, 2023 01:09
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I am a mutant, in my KRAS gene. But hey, I don’t have mutant EGFR! Which kinda means the meds they want to prescribe for my small-cell lung cancer won’t work. Can any of you show me how to lift things with my mind? That’d be kinda neat
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Nov 6, 2023 02:06
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I have telekinetic abilities but only when I’m pissing, making GBS threads, or vomiting.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:18
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I retain my pubic hair even after intense radiation exposure
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Nov 6, 2023 02:22
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i can vibrate through walls but doing so loosens all my fillings and gives me a concussion
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Nov 6, 2023 02:27
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Society might scorn me for my particular mutation, but that's because ordinary humans don't want to accept the truth. I have evolved past certain basic and base human needs leftover from our early ancestors. I am more fit for life in this modern age. I can totally just sit indoors all day on my computer without feeling any urge to go outside. And that whole 'human contact' business? I can take it or leave it.
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Nov 6, 2023 02:45
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What do you mean "projectile making GBS threads is not a combat power?" Gimme that tub of fiber supplements and I will wreck your poo poo in the danger room in like 6 to 8 hours
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Nov 6, 2023 02:48
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Big huge cums Are we talking volume or velocity
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Nov 6, 2023 03:52
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VIBE CHECK!
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Nov 6, 2023 03:53
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I have the exact powers of Cyclops, except where he can't turn them off, I can't turn mine on. I, um, I guess I'm technically immune to his optic blasts since in theory since we have the same power and if he's immune to them, I also would be immune to them. I guess that's kind of useful if he ever went evil and you needed someone to just walk up to him and punch him a whole bunch of times. Just keep ringing his loving bell all day long. I mean, I'd need to learn how to fight, too, but I think once I got some real training I could do something. By the way, I was thinking about this: Atomize ruby quartz and put it into a smoke bomb, like what Batman did to Superman in that movie. His blast just get refracted and nullified by the fog. Just toss that poo poo at Cyclops and he'd get it in his eyes, and that'd probably help make him keep his eyes closed since his blasts could just blow it out like it would regular dust or something. I'm also sure inhaling a bunch of crystals would probably cut up his lungs and sinuses, too.
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Nov 6, 2023 03:54
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JediTalentAgent posted:I have the exact powers of Cyclops, except where he can't turn them off, I can't turn mine on. Villain origin story
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Nov 6, 2023 03:56
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I'm an alien from a race of ruthless assholes, but my mutant power is compassion, just like Warlock. Unlike Warlock, who is a cool techno-organic shapeshifter limited only by his alien creativity, I have no special alien powers and also the gene is so strong that every time someone around me gets punched I ball up into a corner crying uncontrollably. I made Sabretooth stop fighting Wolverine once. He said that me sobbing and urinating in a fetal position ten meters away "made it weird" and he and Wolverine just left. Wolverine made mention of the incident to Cyclops and now my codename is Bedwetter. But I did stop Sabretooth, so I'm calling it a win. It's a better codename than "Boom-Boom" anyways, which I probably would have taken from that one girl with the exploding plasma balls if I had poo poo myself, so I'm thankful bowel control isn't something I generally lose during one of my episodes. Where'd everyone else get their codenames?
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Nov 6, 2023 04:25
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I am an Omega level mutant, capable of bending reality to my will but only while I'm actively masturbating with an audience, hog out cranking it hard, like a tweeked-out trucker at a strip club lunch buffet so yeah basically mutant Louis C.K.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:30
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My semen tastes exactly like Mtn Dew Baja Blast.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:30
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My mutant power is the ability to not learn language. The power started to work when I was 13, so I can only use and know words from before then. My family bought me subscription to some internet computer thing that starts with a 'G' that I have to use on everything I type up for school or work. It does something where it makes my writing sound smarter by using words I don't know.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:39
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I can poop ice cream. ...oh wait, that's canon.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:43
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I can talk to plants. Unfortunately even plants find me lame and won't even acknowledge me.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:45
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Hi, I’m eMpAtH. Yes that is how I spell it; a distinctive and recognizable look is highly important for branding rolls eyes Anyway, I don’t just see people’s emotions, like they are sad or depressed, I feel the emotions others are having. I physically take on the full brunt of every mad, sad, bad day people around me are having and I feel them so very very deeply, to very core of my soul. It’s really hard, being such a finely tuned emotional antenna, because it’s absolutely exhausting. Why are you snickering? No, “empath” is a real thing. It’s all over social media. You clearly need to pay more attention to the world around you in your phone. NO, It’s NOT codependency!! Why do all you non-gifted, non-empath losers keep telling me I’m not an empath and that the term I should be using instead is “co-dependent”?? So rude. Everything hurts now from all the negativity in here. I’m going to go take a nap in my car.
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Nov 6, 2023 04:47
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I can identify anyone's fetish just by looking at them. Christ, this place is more vanilla than I thought it'd be. Except that guy. That guy's a loving Baskin-Robbin's of kinks! poo poo, how do any of you feel safe with him as team leader?
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Nov 6, 2023 04:54
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i got three balls
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Nov 6, 2023 05:02
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I can change my gender at will. No there's no physical changes or anything just my gender identity
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Nov 6, 2023 05:09
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I've been reading wikipedia and I think those tracks at white sands might be significant. We should head over there in the Blackbird and see what's up, midweek when it's not being used, we should be able to get it back in time if they need it.
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Nov 6, 2023 05:22
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covidstomper58 posted:I've been reading wikipedia and I think those tracks at white sands might be significant. We should head over there in the Blackbird and see what's up, midweek when it's not being used, we should be able to get it back in time if they need it. This will make a good filler episode
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