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redshirt posted:This will make a good filler episode Let's make sure the team packs overnight bags this time, just in case.
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Lucky Guy posted:I have total control over the weather, as long as it's inside a snowglobe. Mutant code name: Saint Elsewhere
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Nov 6, 2023 05:33
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I shed my eyes and ears whenever I witness someone shoplifting. They grow back, but it takes a few months.
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Nov 6, 2023 05:35
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Heroes are always making a mess around the manor. We need someone with the power to clean as well as at least... 4 janitors!
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I’m a biomechanical mutant, with purple armor and built-in weapons systems. *sign attached to chest that reads “NOT A SENTINEL”*
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Nov 6, 2023 05:48
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I'm called the Speechmaker. I'm called that because I can adjust my vision in such a way to make anyone I'm talking to appear to me like they're naked. No, I'm not using that power on any of you right now. To be honest, when I saw how that Emma Frost lady was dressed when I walked in the door, I thought I WAS using my power. You're all seeing that, too, right? It's not just me, right?
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Nov 6, 2023 06:03
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I have the power to tell, instantly upon meeting them, if the god that person worships actually exists. I should be accepted onto the team and deployed to the middle east immediately.
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Nov 6, 2023 06:24
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I can pick up any musical instrument and instantly play "la cucaracha" perfectly. I can only play that one song.
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Nov 6, 2023 06:59
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I can unwrap a starburst with my tongue, but only sometimes
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Nov 6, 2023 07:02
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Im jubilee. Thats it.
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JediTalentAgent posted:I'm called the Speechmaker. I'm called that because I can adjust my vision in such a way to make anyone I'm talking to appear to me like they're naked. Will no one think of the mutant children?!
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Nov 6, 2023 11:50
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*beep boop* “How do you do, fellow mutants?” *boop beep*
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Nov 6, 2023 11:55
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Call me The Eyeball. My eyes are twice the size of a normal human’s and 1% better at seeing in the dark. Magneto, I can already see that your fate is sealed!
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Nov 6, 2023 12:05
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I have a winning personality and a positive !outlook!  !Edit: Sirry, not enough exclamation marks, I so hosed up, so stupid, can we redo this?
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Nov 6, 2023 12:12
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My mother was a gender changed clone of my father who traveled back in time from a dystopian world where Walter Mondale won the 1984 presidential election. My dad left his wife for my mom because she kind of reminded him of his third grade teacher. Soon after I was born I got sent foreword into a different dystopia where mankind is ruled by an evil AI that has mastered making porn images where the people have 5 fingers on each hand. To prevent this nightmare I traveled back in time to your era so I can recruit a team of child soldiers to fight my war, and the kids in this group look perfect. My only super power is making your continuity needlessly complicated and confusing. Oh, and I have a really big gun, if you catch my drift?
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bossy lady posted:Are we talking volume or velocity Mostly volume. Velocity would probably be more useful as a crime fighting superpower but my pelvic floor just isn’t up to the task. I can drown a guy if he stands still though.
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Nov 6, 2023 12:54
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They call me..... THE VIBE
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Contagious squeeing. I was responsible for the incident in the summer of 1995 known as the Desolation of Squeals.
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I piss lava.
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covidstomper58 posted:I've been reading wikipedia and I think those tracks at white sands might be significant. We should head over there in the Blackbird and see what's up, midweek when it's not being used, we should be able to get it back in time if they need it. if someone gives me a long enough lever i could use it to lift the blackbird up in the air for a better look
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Hi, I'm Thirdwheel. I have the ability to show up wherever uninvited and project an aura of awkwardness that makes people unable to ask me to leave or physically remove me. I make a great spy or saboteur, but I also don't have any actual friends since my mutant power renders me extremely unlikable.
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I was bitten by a radioactive plover but I was raised by sandpipers
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I was bitten by a radioactive plover but I was raised by sandpipers Hey this is a Mutants Only thread pal.
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redshirt posted:Hey this is a Mutants Only thread pal. Okay I have the bill of an oystercatcher but the plumage of an avocet
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Nov 6, 2023 15:44
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I have the ability to recite the entirety of Moby Dick without stopping for food, drink, sleep, or the restroom. CALL ME ISHMAEL!!!!
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Okay I have the bill of an oystercatcher but the plumage of an avocet You poor soul
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redshirt posted:You poor soul This thread would be way more fun if it was about shorebirds
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I have the uncanny mutant power to always grab two cup lids from the stack at any fast food place, no matter how hard I try to only snag one. It also works on those little paper cups you pour ketchup into.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:This thread would be way more fun if it was about shorebirds Mutant shorebirds?
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If I talk to someone over a rotary phone, I can control their minds. No, rotary only, cell phones don't work.
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Hello, worthless peons. I'm a genocidal madman hellbeny on world domination. Yes, yes, I know you're confused, but let me explain. So, I started my glorious conquest of this pathetic world by robbing a bank. However, as part of the investigation after the robbery, the cops took a look at their books. Turns out the board had been fleecing the investors for way more than I stole. Same with the next two banks I robbed. Fourt I robbed was mob owned. They charged and arrested the top people of the Russian mafia and annihilated all their operations on the east coast. Then, I robbed a convenience store. They were making meth in the back. Turns out I possess a mutant power to alter the laws of probability so that everything I do somehow winds up contributing to the greater good. I have no control over it. And it's always on. Seriously, I murdered a random person in an alley, then The Punisher shows up, shakes my hand, and tells me that the guy was distributing Child Porn on the dark web. I went to a hospital's maternity ward and killed a newborn baby in the crib. Then Captain America, Spider-Man, and The Thing jump out of a portal to the future and tell me the child would have grown up to be the next Thanos but worse, and they were there to kill him as a baby before he had the chance to do anything. And well, that was the last straw. If you can't beat them join them.
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Lucky Guy posted:If I talk to someone over a rotary phone, I can control their minds. No, rotary only, cell phones don't work. What if we build you a device where you can rotary dial any mobile number?
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redshirt posted:What if we build you a device where you can rotary dial any mobile number? Then they can control my mind, and also I get real bad diarrhea
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mannerup posted:im like gambit but instead of having any kinetic powers or hand-to-hand combat skills I am a divorced degenerate alcoholic gambling addict that can fling playing cards at people Gambit stop hanging about with the students we know it's you.
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If we're gonna make the JV level we're gonna need a couple of heavy hitters. Does anyone have any fart based powers?
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Is enjoying the smell of them a power?
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redshirt posted:If we're gonna make the JV level we're gonna need a couple of heavy hitters. No fart powers but I can do this while farting, let's go chief 
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redshirt posted:Does anyone have any fart based powers? *eMpAtH pulls emotional support service ferret from hoodie pocket* No, but Slinky does.
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redshirt posted:If we're gonna make the JV level we're gonna need a couple of heavy hitters. I have two butts if that counts
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I am Somnambuliver. I may seem to be awake as I go about my daily routine, but I'm actually asleep! Also a mad scientist replaced my liver with a clockwork liver from the version of me in the clockwork dimension. I have to wind it. redshirt posted:Does anyone have any fart based powers? I also have clockwork intestines. My farts sound like a cuckoo clock.
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