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Inzombiac posted:My name is Charles Xavier and I have psychic powers. What am I thinking about then?
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i hate to be sour grapes but i've been here for a couple of weeks now and not a single person has given me a lever of any length with which i could lift something
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Nov 15, 2023 23:40
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My superhero name is Incognito, and my mutant power is, I'm sure you will find, utterly invaluable for any sort of covert work. You see, the instant I am not not in someone's immediate perception, I completely disappear from their memory like I was never there. I could shoot someone in front of a dozen people, duck around a corner, and witnesses would be totally confused about how that guy got shot. This even applies to indirect evidence of my presence. Camera feeds delete themselves, footprints vanish, paper trails cease to be. Where I have been, there is no record of my ever existing. Unfortunately, I haven't yet figured out how to turn this power off, so it's made my life kinda inconvenient once it manifested. I can't fill out insurnce claims or pay for stuff with credit cards and, well, it's made maintaining relationships kinda hard, never mind holding down a job. I feel this organization will fit my situation perfectly, and being part of the X-Men, even in a junior capacity, will really turn my life around. Anyway, I'm glad we had this chat, I've left my contact information with the receptionist, so gimme a call if I made the cut, alright?
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Nov 16, 2023 00:57
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Asterite34 posted:My superhero name is Incognito, and my mutant power is, I'm sure you will find, utterly invaluable for any sort of covert work. You see, the instant I am not not in someone's immediate perception, I completely disappear from their memory like I was never there. I could shoot someone in front of a dozen people, duck around a corner, and witnesses would be totally confused about how that guy got shot. This even applies to indirect evidence of my presence. Camera feeds delete themselves, footprints vanish, paper trails cease to be. Where I have been, there is no record of my ever existing. In a bizarre twist I think that position is already taken: https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/ForgetMeNot
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Nov 16, 2023 01:43
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Mozi posted:i hate to be sour grapes but i've been here for a couple of weeks now and not a single person has given me a lever of any length with which i could lift something Good news! I'm the Lever Leaver! Guess what I left for you!
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Nov 16, 2023 01:43
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syntaxfunction posted:In a bizarre twist I think that position is already taken: Goddamnit I'm not only forgettable, I'm unoriginal too!?
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Nov 16, 2023 01:56
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I can make a Lego manifest in the path of the target where they're guaranteed to step on it.
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Nov 16, 2023 02:01
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Fat Albert in a can posted:I can make a Lego manifest in the path of the target where they're guaranteed to step on it. so you're a 5 year old?
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Nov 16, 2023 02:23
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Just wait... You have to get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night sometime.
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Nov 16, 2023 02:30
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Just wait... that's the secondary mutation I developed when I turned 50
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Nov 16, 2023 02:33
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Inzombiac posted:Good luck getting my wheel hair in there, idiot. You can't have two sets of mutant powers HE'S A FAKE PUT HIM IN A LOCKER BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD HIS HAIR MADE OF WHEELS.
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Nov 16, 2023 03:04
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im an x-man JO hopeful, circle up boys
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Nov 16, 2023 03:07
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Inzombiac posted:Good luck getting my wheel hair in there, idiot. Wheel hair? Oh, is that why you’re loving bald, poindexter? Anyway, I’m Depressed-o the Bore-ceror. In a really dark time for me—like most days really—I tried to overdose on a bunch of pills, but it turned out they were these: So now I have a bunch of different magical powers, none of which are useful or cool. The teleporting is okay but I can only do it a couple of times before I get really tired. Or more tired than I already am all the time anyway. I still don’t wanna live anymore. Good thing these pills wrecked my DNA, so hopefully I also have cancer. But if you need gravel, I’m yer boi.
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Nov 16, 2023 03:28
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You can't just dose to become an X-man. The lady in HR who can make any flat surface nearby grow hair said they have had a lot of pledges who claimed to have psychic abilities and passed their initial exams turned out to be normal homo sapiens and were kicked out when they found out they weren't mutants at all.
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Nov 16, 2023 04:21
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Oh, I’m a mutant, it’s just an acquired mutation. But I guess that isn’t good enough for you, you elitist, not that I’m good enough anyway. Everyone’s all “hey, Depressd-o change-o your clothes, you sad-sack slob, and how about you clean your room for once?” Ehh, gently caress it. I got another fistful of pills I’m gonna take. I’m going back to bed now, hopefully these are barbiturates this time. I never bother to check. root beer fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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Nov 16, 2023 04:51
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i make big poops that are also long
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Nov 16, 2023 04:57
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JediTalentAgent posted:My name is Pourly. Sorry capitalism demands you be chained to a perfumery station 18 hours a day
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Nov 16, 2023 05:20
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Bobcats posted:i make big poops that are also long Even after the junk they feed us here? drat. You really are the next stage of evolution.
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Nov 16, 2023 05:21
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JediTalentAgent posted:My name is Pourly. Then how come you’re ten pounds of poo poo in a five-pound bag You hosed up
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Nov 16, 2023 13:57
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Oh great, Iceburn didn't wipe out yet 
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Nov 16, 2023 14:43
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Oh, Sar-Chasm here btw. My talent is coming up with misleading nicknames that sound much cooler than is justified. My mild sarcasm is just a personality thing.
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Nov 16, 2023 14:48
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Buttchocks posted:Good news! I'm the Lever Leaver! Guess what I left for you! *as i pick up the lever, majestic music swells* it's liftin' time
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Nov 16, 2023 15:53
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Outrail posted:What am I thinking about then? Dicks, butts and fiat currency.
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Nov 16, 2023 20:04
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Inzombiac posted:Dicks, butts and fiat currency. This guy might be the real deal.
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Nov 16, 2023 20:06
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Lucky Guy posted:that's the secondary mutation I developed when I turned 50 Hello, I am The (hot)Flash. If I focus real hard the heat I feel internally will radiate around me in a 6' circle and age everyone one month for every second they stay in the field. If I can't stay young and beautiful forever, NO ONE CAN! Haha, I was never beautiful, what am I on about. [Also, currently very much not menopausal, but much like AARP invites, it is lurking and waiting for me, biding its time.]
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Hello, I am The (hot)Flash. If I focus real hard the heat I feel internally will radiate around me in a 6' circle and age everyone one month for every second they stay in the field. If I can't stay young and beautiful forever, NO ONE CAN! Don't see many old mutants in school, here, I reckon.
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Nov 17, 2023 02:31
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closes eyes and scrunches face up for a sec Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, could you come just inside of 6' away from me and repeat that slowly and clearly, perhaps twice? I'm kind of old so my hearing isn't what it used to be.
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Fat Albert in a can posted:closes eyes and scrunches face up for a sec Is it getting hot in here, or is it me? 
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Nov 17, 2023 03:42
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I am BlueBlood. I have a copper based circulatory system and a hard outer shell but am easily tipped over by small waves.
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Nov 17, 2023 04:54
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Hi, I'm furiously horny but incapable of arousing other people. Did we need a mutant power to join the JV squad?
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Nov 17, 2023 05:03
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As long as Beast can confirm this is a genetic mutation then it qualifies, but he's awfully busy lately. Otherwise a Sentinel has to detect you as a mutant.
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Nov 17, 2023 05:29
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covidstomper58 posted:As long as Beast can confirm this is a genetic mutation then it qualifies, but he's awfully busy lately. Yeah, let's use the tool of our Oppressor to define us.
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Nov 17, 2023 05:44
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redshirt posted:Yeah, let's use the tool of our Oppressor to define us. I couldn't say it better myself. Know thyself and adorn yourself with an accordion goes with know thy enemy. The Sentinels know how to do the second part and have no need for the first part. Xmans rarely know who their enemies are until they are shooting at them and they often are only partially aware who they are.
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covidstomper58 posted:I couldn't say it better myself. Know thyself and adorn yourself with an accordion goes with know thy enemy. What's your mutation again?
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We are the identical twins Uphigh and Downlow. We can freeze time, but only while we maintain a high five. We can also make it explode, but only once.
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redshirt posted:What's your mutation again? I'm from the future so I have genetic caused chronopsychosis also my latent magnetic field erases mechanical hard drives, floppies, and swipe cards, so I'm not allowed to work on Cerebro. Which with a couple upgrades would be a non-issue, but take that up with the Dean.
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Buttchocks posted:We are the identical twins Uphigh and Downlow. We can freeze time, but only while we maintain a high five. We can also make it explode, but only once. Wait that's actually a legit good mutant power though. Beats the poo poo out of the Wonder Twins, that's for sure.
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Nov 17, 2023 17:17
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Static Girl! With the full powers of STATIC ELECTRICITY!
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redshirt posted:Static Girl! With the full powers of STATIC ELECTRICITY! That's ALSO a genuinely good superpower! That's shooting lightning and poo poo! They made a whole Kid's WB Saturday Morning cartoon show about that in the early 2000s
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Asterite34 posted:That's ALSO a genuinely good superpower! That's shooting lightning and poo poo! They made a whole Kid's WB Saturday Morning cartoon show about that in the early 2000s She needs to wear shag carpet shoes though in order to generate the charge.
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