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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

a Vantablack Buttplug.

Imagine a buttplug made out of the blackest black. If I put it in and took a pic of myself in the classic Kirk Johnson pose, it would look like there is a massive hole in my hole. That would be awesome and a GBS circa 2000s level of internet class.

It's too bad no one makes vantablack buttplugs.

Oh well.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m pretty sure vantablack paint is safe for internal use, you can just paint your own buttplug op

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Just drink the paint and coat your insides, no buttplug needed.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I’ll coat your insides :forkbomb:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Copic Sketch set E
or 5-8 mm pearshaped gemstone briolettes
Or $

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the rapture

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the current respiratory disease cycling around dogs to go the hell away and not hit our house again

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Catnip, please.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

peace on earth and good will towards men

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Everyone is so vain with their fancy pancy butt plugs. As a salt and Earth American who works with their hands the only thing I need from a butt plug is for it to fill my rear end and keep it ready for use like a boot insert

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Justice for Harambe

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
One of those books of free Frosty coupons would be nice

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
The loving embrace of a woman.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



An army of flying monkeys.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

X JAKK posted:

Justice for Harambe
If Harambe had been coated in Vantablack they never would have been able to see him and he'd still be with us.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Those kitchen gloves that keep your hands from getting hosed up on the cheese/vegetable shredder so you can shred all the way down to the last scrap.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Linux

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

peanut posted:

Those kitchen gloves that keep your hands from getting hosed up on the cheese/vegetable shredder so you can shred all the way down to the last scrap.

That last scrap is for the preparer to pop into their mouth. Why would you want to take that away?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I wanted my grandmother’s cancer to go away. Near on 10 years since that fat bastard failed me.

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved

I know it’s early, but I got you this

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I want a big thick hemp rope about 10 meters long and 5cm thick please and thank you. Or since that doesn't seem like it'd be that expensive, directions to a place that sells that kinda rope.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


My anus to stop hurting.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Peace, love, and understanding among all mankind.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

n64

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
deez nuts

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Robot Monster 3D blu ray

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


empress effects echosystem to fart into

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What if a boy's Christmas wish was for Christmas to disappear?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


love the inclusion of his reaction to the remote control car afterwards. that's trash compared to a n64

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Ferrofluid buttplug and big bass muisic so it dances around in your rear end

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I want to eat a really good rear end sandwich. Like the kind of sandwich you get mad when it's done because you can't eat it anymore.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

bossy lady posted:

I want to eat a really good rear end sandwich. Like the kind of sandwich you get mad when it's done because you can't eat it anymore.

They make these sandwiches at a coffee shop near me that has like brie, turkey, lettuce and fig jam on white toast and its so good

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

bossy lady posted:

I want to eat a really good rear end sandwich. Like the kind of sandwich you get mad when it's done because you can't eat it anymore.

rear end sandwich?

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
The reddit post about your stepmoms butt diamond comes to mind

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Szyznyk posted:

I wanted my grandmother’s cancer to go away. Near on 10 years since that fat bastard failed me.

sorry dude i've been there and it sucks so bad :(

HorseMorsel
Sep 8, 2023
alphabetti spaghetti

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
brother, I just want to survive

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

redshirt posted:

rear end sandwich?

pop a bit of bacon, lettuce and tomato between those cheeks and you'll get it

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I want a big thick hemp rope about 10 meters long and 5cm thick please and thank you. Or since that doesn't seem like it'd be that expensive, directions to a place that sells that kinda rope.

I’ll have this plus a really rickety chair tia santa

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