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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > all i want for christmas is
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I got some thick ropes for you bb

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i changed my mind i want a jet ski butt gently caress instead.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I got some thick ropes for you bb

it's still no nut november op

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

peanut posted:

Those kitchen gloves that keep your hands from getting hosed up on the cheese/vegetable shredder so you can shred all the way down to the last scrap.
You're allowed to ask for chainmail gauntlets by name, it's not nerdy any more to have a good suit of armor.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Millennium Falcon

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

redshirt posted:

Millennium Falcon

tha gently caress

turn in your trekkie card, trator

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Scrotum Modem posted:

tha gently caress

turn in your trekkie card, trator

IDIC bro

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

 I suggest a pepper cannon.

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They make these sandwiches at a coffee shop near me that has like brie, turkey, lettuce and fig jam on white toast and its so good

record a video of yourself eating it please.

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down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
I want the tonka truck on page 132 of sears holiday catalog, the one with the cement mixer on it not the dumb dump truck

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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
The Space Taker (tm)

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

down1nit posted:

I want the tonka truck on page 132 of sears holiday catalog, the one with the cement mixer on it not the dumb dump truck

Gosh, what a day that was. Getting your hands on the big giant new Sears catalog. Going straight to the toy section, Star Wars subsection....

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

redshirt posted:

Gosh, what a day that was. Getting your hands on the big giant new Sears catalog. Going straight to the toy section, Star Wars subsection....

I tried to attach a gif of Rich Evans jacking off a droid while wearing a Darth Vader helmet to this post, but I got an error that said "Entity too large"; perhaps the error was referring to Rich Evans himself?

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
Yo u r co nsol e su cks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G0LlXv-nyI

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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Dreaming of a white Christmas. Santa is coming!

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006

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