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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I have been on the World Wide Web for a while, and for the most part, I have always associated Goons with SA. But in recent times, Goons have taken on a new meaning. Nowadays Goons are individuals who "Goon" which apparently is just jacking off like a loving ape?
They have even gone as far as to repurpose terms such as "Goon cave", which from what I remember was a general term for some virgin idiot sadbrain's 'bedroom' that was usually a yoga mat in an unfinished basement surrounded by literal garbage AND anime.
Sure, they most definitely jerked off in there, and probably even stored it in jars, as is tradition.
But the new meaning of "goon caves" appears to specifically be a room designed around the purpose of beating off for hours or days at a time, and can actually be rather upscale setups with wall-to-wall screens of porn and sex toys. These aren't your grandad's goon caves.

So what do you guys make of all this? When did this change occur and how did SA so quickly lose it's grasp on a word that was basically a trademark at one point? And just WHAT IS GOONING? And is it gay and dumb, or is it actually cool and good????

We talking about Goons and Gooning ITT

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

This is a very popular topic amongst the SA goons

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

HEEEEEEEELP!!! HEEEEEEELP MEEE!! HEEEEEEEELP!!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I wish I was as passionate about anything as those other weirdo goons are about jerking off

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


theres cave paintings of naked ladies from like 40,000 years ago, the idea of the "goon cave" is one that has always existed in humanity

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

it's actually Goonc Ave.

Zoeb
Oct 8, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
It might have something to do with Something Awful's general loss of fame over the years. Something Awful used to be infamous and the source of a lot of dreadful memes and pranks.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

i think that this should have been posted in sad

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Average SA goon is so old that they have ED and couldn't goon anyway.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Antifa Spacemarine posted:

Average SA goon is so old that they have ED and couldn't goon anyway.

that and all the ssris

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Don't really see the appeal, personally. "Cum and done," that's what I always say.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Gooning under the stairs in my house rn

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

It's time for us to reclaim the word. I'm a goon and I'm proud

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
toobin it up when im goonin down

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

toobin' is a wildly underused euphemism for whacking off

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

HEEEEEEEELP!!! HEEEEEEELP MEEE!! HEEEEEEEELP!!

no

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Venn diagram of tosser goons / SA goons is the SA goons circle completely contained in the tosser goons circle.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
Know the difference: Gooners =/= goons

It could save your life

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
This song can help you learn about the poo poo kids these days are calling gooning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUEIczekP2c

I lose it every time when they cite the author.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


we goonin'?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwlGq1W0haE

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I mean, considering lowtax is dead, are we really his "goons" anymore?

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
I recommend making GBS threads your pants about it.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Korthal posted:

I mean, considering lowtax is dead, are we really his "goons" anymore?

What, you didn’t swear the amended oath to Jeffrey?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The term "GOON" is a short version off "goo-ing".

As in shooting goo. Goo being jizz obviously.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
This is one of many subcultures built around jerking off or not jerking off that I’ve considered starting a thread about someday. I really wish OP had done more thorough research for the first post to kick off discussion.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Lt. Cock posted:

I really wish OP had done more

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
gooning is pogs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
My goon cave is in a tower high up in the sky.
Howling winds, always blowing.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

“SA GOON” was a criminal ranking in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



My goon cave is a toilet I make sangria out of.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we should refer to ourselves as a goone rather than a goon from now on to distinguish us from the fervent masturbators

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

do you think derpies finally tugged it clean off

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

istewart posted:

do you think derpies finally tugged it clean off

He's now thrusting "thrustin'" instead.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Goony goon goon

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Nooner posted:

Goony goon goon

i gooned to this post

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

redshirt posted:

My goon cave is in a tower high up in the sky.
Howling winds, always blowing.

Goon with the wind.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Zoeb posted:

It might have something to do with Something Awful's general loss of fame over the years. Something Awful used to be infamous and the source of a lot of dreadful memes and pranks.

we should pick anothre fight with angel baby moms

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Goon today, goon tomorrow

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I rent out my gooncave for very specific weird weddings

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