|
-Mark Wahlberg awakens one day to find a high voltage shock collar welded to neck that goes off whenever he acts like a tough guy from Boston. -An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant? -Star Wars vs. Star Trek
|
![]() |
|
![]() |
# ? Jul 27, 2024 05:27 |
|
A movie with a CGI character that is an amalgamation of every actor who ever lived. |
![]() |
|
Escape From Noise posted:-An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant? "My goal is to help you save as many dales as I can." https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
![]() |
|
Thrash metal opera |
![]() |
|
Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Thrash metal opera flash (from the warriors) metal opera
|
![]() |
|
A movie about John wick, set in zootopia |
![]() |
|
Buttchocks posted:A movie with a CGI character that is an amalgamation of every actor who ever lived. A movie where the entire cast are hyper-realistic CGI replicas of recently deceased actors a la the new Star Wars films All of the sets and backdrops are still live action though |
![]() |
|
nicholas cage jacks off in a closet but the film is only a shot of the closed door
|
![]() |
|
british secret agent drama but the communists are the good guys
|
![]() |
|
family raises dog (dog dies)
|
![]() |
|
The entire movie is split-screened. Diagonally. |
![]() |
|
A movie that ends with the line: "The killer... is SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!"
|
![]() |
|
An all male version of ghostbusters 2016 |
![]() |
|
Fredrik1 posted:An all male version of ghostbusters 2016 lol
|
![]() |
|
Looks like by bad movie idea already exists https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109904/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_5_nm_2_q_girth%2520 A movie where everyone looks directly at the camera even though the script isn't breaking the 4th wall. |
![]() |
|
The Terminator reboot where Arnold plays a pest control specialist sent back in time.
|
![]() |
|
ToastGhost posted:A movie that ends with the line: "The killer... is SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!" at the premier "the deranged mind that brought you this feature IS ALSO IN ATTENDANCE!!" *runs through the aisles cackling and disappears behind some seats in the top back corner* Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
|
![]() |
|
A movie where there is a rule specifying, in great detail, that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball.
|
![]() |
|
life of a dj but they only get booked for funerals
|
![]() |
|
Trash Ops posted:life of a dj but they only get booked for funerals Two Urn Tables and a Microphone https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
![]() |
|
Clifford's Big Red Hog
|
![]() |
|
hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic! |
![]() |
|
the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours
|
![]() |
|
Buttchocks posted:hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic! Sounds better than several movies I've seen tbh
|
![]() |
|
Areola Grande posted:the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.
|
![]() |
|
starring fred armisen,
|
![]() |
|
Escape From Noise posted:Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays. I would watch it |
![]() |
|
jackass 5
|
![]() |
|
a zombie movie without zombie kittens and puppies |
![]() |
|
posthumous cgi Peewee reboot that's also a spinoff centered on Jambi the Genie
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
|
![]() |
|
A movie involving Sinbad and a genie But Sinbad is the kid that finds the lamp, and Shaq is the genie |
![]() |
|
Goatse: The reckoning
|
![]() |
|
A movie where you are the reel of film and they shove you into the projector |
![]() |
|
Instead of a silent movie, a movie with all the sounds. |
![]() |
|
a movie where the foley guy exists in-universe for the entire runtime
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
|
![]() |
|
homeward bound but with ejaculation |
![]() |
|
Happy Hippo posted:homeward bound but with ejaculation lol |
![]() |
|
Less appealing movies inspired by Disney park attractions It's a Small World The Tiki Room The Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover Splash Mountain |
![]() |
|
A feature-length Imax movie inspired by Drew Carey's Sounds Dangerous! attraction |
![]() |
|
![]() |
# ? Jul 27, 2024 05:27 |
|
Found footage movie taken by dinosaurs if they didn't all die and made cameras instead and THEN the meteors come and then humans find the footage years later and its the movie
|
![]() |