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Reboot of Titicut Follies, but cyberpunk |
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Liam Neeson enters a ballet tournament to pay for his daughter's surgery. Also she might have been kidnapped? I just told an AI to write it idk man
I am a patient they. |
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James Bond except he's stuck with an anime femboy the whole time.
I am a patient they. |
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finding nemo inshallah they do not find him
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Sherbert Hoover posted:finding nemo a sequel to finding nemo that is a shot for shot remake of apocalypse now but with the cute fishes. |
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canyoneer posted:a sequel to finding nemo that is a shot for shot remake of apocalypse now but with the cute fishes. |
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Dreamworks dance party, full 2h 19m duration, not a supercut, all original material and all the characters look straight at the camera the whole time
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A courtroom drama, but for some reason the courtroom floor is covered in marbles. Everyone puts on padding and helmets before entering. Every time the judge pounds their gavel, more marbles pour out onto the floor. |
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MAP20 Gotcha! posted:Dreamworks dance party, full 2h 19m duration, not a supercut, all original material and all the characters look straight at the camera the whole time Okay. This is violence.
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Viginti Septem posted:Two Urn Tables and a Microphone
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Star Wars: Sarlacc
google THIS fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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A movie about aliens who come down to Earth because they want US to anal probe THEM ET but he's allergic to peanuts Harry and the Hendersons except Harry is the Loch Ness Monster Star Wars but it's in the Stone Age of the universe far, far away and all they can do is use the Force to make fire and float around kinda The Lord of the Rings but with Ewoks instead of Hobbits and Gandalf is Magneto The Great Gatsby but with a rave and lots of MDMA The movie Carrie but everyone is nice to her and they are more understanding and accepting of her and since she is tempered with love and understanding and not persecution and ridicule she turns into a badass superhero who goes after evil politicians Deadwood but everyone tries to not curse and they leave all the bloopers in |
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A British action movie where the bad guy is a guy with...an American accent???
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 1, 2024
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:ET but he's allergic to peanuts Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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Mission Impossible but in the style of Wallace and Grommit The John Oates Story a movie about a family holiday dinner gone hilariously awry but all the food is CGI
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google THIS posted:Less appealing movies inspired by Disney park attractions Aladdin but set in New Jersey in 1996
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Pahilla the Hun posted:Aladdin but set in New Jersey in 1996 You mean the Shaq hit Kazaam?
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Catsablanca |
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Buttchocks posted:Scatablanca
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the other day i had the idea of a movie that's just two people having sex for about 19 minutes, but idk who would want to watch that ![]()
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america decides to blow up the moon starring Bruce Willis
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To Catch a Predator vs Alien
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Barco Fiesta posted:the other day i had the idea of a movie that's just two people having sex for about 19 minutes, but idk who would want to watch that Pahilla the Hun posted:america decides to blow the moon
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lmao i though i wrote “blow up” but this works
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Pahilla the Hun posted:lmao i though i wrote “blow up” but this works You did. MIND PHREAKED!
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Escape From Noise posted:You did. well played sir ![]()
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Escape From Noise posted:You did. not to be a bringdown but criss angel had nothin on the phreaker
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baka of lathspell posted:not to be a bringdown but criss angel had nothin on the phreaker That's because I'm like the phreaker but with minds. Coming to a theater near you! Or more likely, streaming on Netflix.
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Escape From Noise posted:That's because I'm like the phreaker but with minds. so are you saying our mind is and always has been a trap, a cage designed to extort us via our very souls for profit?
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HBO grim-dark Teddy Ruxpin reboot |
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The Ending Story
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compilation of ET prank calling anywhere but home
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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a movie about a guy who's like a the killer or something
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coupons & deals extended cut
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watho posted:a movie about a guy who's like a the killer or something Okay. Woah. This is maybe too far.
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watho posted:coupons & deals extended cut I spoke too soon... ![]()
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King Kong vs King Kong Bundy |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:The Ending Story rashomon but you focus test it so hard it appeals to every single theatre-goer and you call it rashomoney
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a retro 70's Italian found footage movie about a live studio audience tasked with providing a laughtrack for a really bad TV show. the audience becomes more and more irate until they riot and take the studio hostage. a SWAT team is called in and kills/arrests everyone in a massive tempera-paint gorefest. The studio discovers the cameras were left on the whole time, and create a smash hit series from the footage, then in the last scene they plot to stage a second season. Also there are two gratuitous orgy scenes. And everyone has sideburns. Wait, which thread is this? |
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 04:39 |
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the social network except its about the founding of fark |
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