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the first zorro i remember was guy williams and later he was in the tv show lost in space and in one episode had to sword fight against some alien dude but the swords were all charged up with a zillion volts of electric power i knew the alien didn't have a chance against zorro and i was right! Z snype!
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Jose Oquendo posted:I didn't know this until very recently but he's from Argentina. A rare early example of not casting a white dude for a major lead role. he was white, as is antonio banderas, and they both played a white character, zorro, who is canonically white
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Sicilian erasure... smdh
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Vakal posted:I'm surprised Zorro hasn't been rebooted yet since the Banderas movies. Years ago there was supposed to have been a 'dystopian future' Zorro movie that was in the development stages that nothing ever seemed to come of. I remember a few sites about a dozen years ago having rumors of it and plot descriptions. Some alleged teaser proof of concept video came out for it at some point but I'm not sure if it was an official thing to gauge interest or more a fan production.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Years ago there was supposed to have been a 'dystopian future' Zorro movie that was in the development stages that nothing ever seemed to come of. I remember a few sites about a dozen years ago having rumors of it and plot descriptions. ¡dios mio!
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all these years later, finally caught up on the second banderas zorro. still a hottie, but no where near as good as the first. digging all the divorced dad energy. ralph fiennes a natural villain as always
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Anthony Hopkins is kind of ugly but it's very hurtful to call him a zero, he's like a 4 or 5 (at least when he's not making scary faces on purpose)
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Feb 12, 2024 06:34
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A Welsh 9
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the holy poopacy posted:Anthony Hopkins is kind of ugly but it's very hurtful to call him a zero, he's like a 4 or 5 (at least when he's not making scary faces on purpose) resident evil zorro was the worst one tho
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best zorro theme? leaning hard towards 1990 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh59tMsrikg
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Feb 12, 2024 21:04
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I forgot Anthony Hopkins was Zorro... AGAIN 
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Dokapon Findom posted:I forgot Anthony Hopkins was Zorro... AGAIN he cant keep getting away with this
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zorro always gets away with it. one of the character’s most defining traits, in fact
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Chrs posted:When he won best actor at the Oscars and no one could find him then next morning he posted a video online like “lol sorry I was at home asleep.” They funny part is they reordered the awards to give out Best Actor very last because it was a total shoe in for recently deceased Chadwick Boseman to win and welp
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Cacator posted:They funny part is they reordered the awards to give out Best Actor very last because it was a total shoe in for recently deceased Chadwick Boseman to win and welp Lol and they gave out that ridiculous loving NFT of his head.
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TrashMammal posted:zorro always gets away with it. one of the character’s most defining traits, in fact
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I really want to watch swashbuckling movies. Thanks op. Also the other day I woke up and wanted to watch hook
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Chrs posted:Lol and they gave out that ridiculous loving NFT of his head. What better way to sincerely honor a person's life and contribution... than by putting them on the blockchain? How many Ethereum can I sell it for??
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take it to the horny vibes thread, buddy 
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TrashMammal posted:take it to the horny vibes thread, buddy Bonzorro (Boner Zorro) is a beautiful and natural thing. Don't make it dirty. Ew.
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Literally A Person posted:Bonzorro (Boner Zorro) is a beautiful and natural thing. Don't make it dirty. it’s a thread for majestic horny beasts, op
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nothing dirty about that at all. ain’t my fault people are posting titties in there
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when is duane rock johnson gonna be zorro
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We need a Zorro/The Crow crossover where Zorro becomes The Crow. Zocrow? Crowrro?
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We need a Zorro/The Crow crossover where Zorro becomes The Crow. Zocrow? Crowrro?
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The Black Whip was way better than any version of Zorro 
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git apologist posted:when is duane rock johnson gonna be zorro zorro is a good guy, op
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Topps Comics gave Zorro his own Catwoman back in the 90s. Lady Rawhide! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/LadyRawhide I'd like to see Zorro have the confidence to go around dressed like that! edit: By Zorro, I mean Anthony Hopkins Zorro. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Feb 19, 2024 |
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he’d do it no questions asked
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How can I post in a thread every time I "forgot" something?? If I've forgotten it won't occur to me to post at all. I think you mean "remember" op
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don’t think, 
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about zorro
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here's the power of zorro. zorro: same guy williams, but not zorro. a sexless joke who plays a distant second fiddle to a robot and a gay doctor: 
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Step one to being hot as gently caress: grow a mustache
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whats the deal with zorro anyway, why does he prance about in that outfit and carry an effete sword. like what the hell is he doing
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They're missing out on a new movie because they could promote it with Coke and release a Coke Zorro Sugar tie-in. Which would just confuse people, too, because it wouldn't be zero sugar, but it'd use real cane sugar.
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git apologist posted:whats the deal with zorro anyway, why does he prance about in that outfit and carry an effete sword. like what the hell is he doing He should get a gun. Shoot Zetas into the wall instead
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JediTalentAgent posted:They're missing out on a new movie because they could promote it with Coke and release a Coke Zorro Sugar tie-in. they could put the zorro mask on the bottle and can. that would be sick.
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Ok here's the pitch: Zorro Cinematic Universe! Lots of sidekicks with their own movies. A bad girl who might be good. An evil Miami based drug dealer with speedboats. Lots of swords, but also guns. And ridiculous weapons like a machine gun guitar. The movies write themselves here!
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