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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Itís that time of year again where advertisers pay millions to beam slightly higher effort brand hypnosis into the homes of countless innocent sportsball enjoyers across the country. I havenít watched a super ball in years but riffing on corporate propaganda can be funny. Also I heard thereís gonna be a flat earth one this year?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
they're still doing the super bowl?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I freaking love commercials. As a considerate American consumer I often tune in to the commercials only radio station to find out about things I should be buying. I have seven cars, 38 prescription medications, 12 diamond rings, nine life insurance policies, 72 Amazon Alexas, eight meal box subscriptions, and $13,056,502 of debt. It is my duty to ensure the economy stays winning. God bless America!!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

who gives a poo poo about commercials, the super bowl commercials have sucked rear end for like 20 years

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

What kind of bowl is it and why is it so super? Is it made out of plastic or porcelain or what?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Bud won the Budbowl but the haters won't acknowledge the truth

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



i like the commercials that are multi part and tell a story. its like a movie but it holds my attention better

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

From Trump thread

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Best thing you can do during the commercials is change the channel.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lmao: if you get excited to watch commercials.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I got $50 that someone heckles the black national anthem.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Andra Day looks like sheís going to start singing Burning Down the House next.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I got $50 that someone heckles the black national anthem.

well, i owe you 50 bux on behalf of my dad

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

TK8325 posted:

well, i owe you 50 bux on behalf of my dad

I guess I technically heckled too with the Talking Heads joke. Sorry my bad.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I can't find footage of that one superbowl commercial that was 1 second long and it was just the guy holding a can of I think buschs baked beans and he says "beans". That was one of the last superbowl commercials I've seen because I haven't subjected myself to football since.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

From Trump thread



lmao

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
We're a new app selling podcast subscriptions for pets and we're blowing our entire marketing budget on this wacky ad!!!!!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Grossed, loudest burp I ever did was the first and last time I ever ate Pizza Hut.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Guys! ANOTHER Jennifer Coolidge commercial! How unique and interesting!

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



heres a washed up celebrity selling a stupid product haha theyre so irreveren

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I feel bad for these players. Imagine having to stand there and listen to the national anthem every week for like half the year.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

bradzilla posted:

who gives a poo poo about commercials, the super bowl commercials have sucked rear end for like 20 years

"Everything stopped being good when I lost my youth" is just the boomerest take ever, gj.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

neato burrito posted:

"Everything stopped being good when I lost my youth" is just the boomerest take ever, gj.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Western civilization peaked with the three bud frogs.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Jesus Christ they canít even air the full ads on the Super Bowl anymore? GO WATCH THE FULL THING ONLINE.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



Jose Oquendo posted:

Jesus Christ they canít even air the full ads on the Super Bowl anymore? GO WATCH THE FULL THING ONLINE.

yeah this is some bullshit

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Jose Oquendo posted:

Jesus Christ they canít even air the full ads on the Super Bowl anymore? GO WATCH THE FULL THING ONLINE.

Unless itís a pharmaceutical ad, then they can afford 60 seconds to talk to you.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
How many crypto ads are we getting this year?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

been too busy making freak show whoppers and sharing Ďem with my many friends. whatíd i miss, OP? anything good? donít want to look like a fool in casual conversations Ďcause iím missing out on the latest marketing memes. bullies at the water cooler sniffing out the slightest drop of blood, all circling like sharks

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



in case you forget what youre watching heres an ad for the nfl

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I'm looking forward to Deadpool and Wolverine. Buddy cop movie.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I heard the Chewy commercial is going to be pretty funny

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007

Witchfinder General

Watch the full trailer online. What is this bullshit.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Western civilization peaked with the three bud frogs.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Holy poo poo the trailer is good

https://youtu.be/xW-zNOT4P1A?si=SVwTTnuoSVew-cAC

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007

Witchfinder General

So is this the Superbowl thread? Cause I don't see anything in GBS.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I wanna ride the big dildo train in the Wicked movie.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007

Witchfinder General

San Francisco turning the ball over on their first go at it.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Hollismason posted:

So is this the Superbowl thread? Cause I don't see anything in GBS.

yes unless you want to talk to people serious about egg bowl, then theres the gameday thread in the football forum which is a sub forum of the sports forum friend!

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007

Witchfinder General

Hirez posted:

yes unless you want to talk to people serious about egg bowl, then theres the gameday thread in the football forum which is a sub forum of the sports forum friend!

Oh No I don't want to

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