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people hold doors open for me rather than barricading them against my approach
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Feb 28, 2024 05:36
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I know I'm unattractive because I no longer get all the signals I used to fail to interpret when I was young and virile
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Feb 28, 2024 05:39
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covidstomper58 posted:Not true, sometimes they just want to stop it flailing about, guys too. Or they might just be falling but being a sturdy anchor to grab onto could be attractive too!
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Feb 28, 2024 06:03
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The models I dated would gush about how pretty I am and feel like they had to keep up with me looks wise
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Feb 28, 2024 11:20
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I live in a college town, and most Saturday nights, it's not an uncommon sight to see attractive ladies out and about wearing practically nothing at all, even in the middle of winter. There's a popular talking point of "How do they do that without getting cold?'. Well, I once went streaking on such a cold winter night and barely felt the chill, so I must be attractive. Thanks for listening.
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Feb 28, 2024 12:55
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I know I’m not and it’s freeing. Join the Uggo Liberation Front, OP.
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Feb 28, 2024 13:05
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The painting in my attic continues to deteriorate.
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Feb 28, 2024 14:29
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Cause Smugworth is jealous of me
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Feb 28, 2024 14:53
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This is the extreme, comedy version. It is this, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQoXOLlvT0
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Feb 28, 2024 16:51
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I wash my rear end.
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Feb 28, 2024 18:22
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I used to be a rather attractive chap between 17 and something like 30 maybe and only realized this on hindsight, was too busy being stuck in a serious business ultra boring relationship and videogames
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Feb 28, 2024 18:54
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Grey Cat posted:I get hit on a lot but the moment I bring up posting in GBS they usually run away. I'm pretty sure I'd find that attractive.
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Feb 28, 2024 18:56
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Das Boo posted:I wash my rear end. Also this.
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Feb 28, 2024 21:32
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El Diablo Bob O posted:Also this. I wash your rear end too
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Feb 28, 2024 22:26
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People have often told me, after they've known me for a while, "I used to think you were really attractive."
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Feb 28, 2024 22:31
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I'm a late bloomer. It stinks. Spent my prime being goofy looking and now I'm a handsome devil with a back injury. Younger women actually get sad when they find out how old I really am, which amuses me, at least. Or as goons used to say, ~~~~~MY GIRLFRIEND~~~~~
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Feb 28, 2024 22:37
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Saalkin posted:Cause Smugworth is jealous of me reported 
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Feb 28, 2024 22:41
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Animal-Mother posted:I'm a late bloomer. It stinks. Spent my prime being goofy looking and now I'm a handsome devil with a back injury. Younger women actually get sad when they find out how old I really am, which amuses me, at least. well on the plus side they know better than to be interested in a poorly leveraged age gap situation
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Feb 28, 2024 22:54
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Das Boo posted:I wash my rear end. And yet, it still gets covered in poo poo day after day. Tell me, what is the definition of insanity?
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Feb 28, 2024 23:00
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born to poo poo, forced to wipe
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Feb 28, 2024 23:02
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I don't know, OP. It doesn't matter, though, because my personality is so lovely that it doesn't matter how attractive I am.Slugworth posted:The painting in my attic continues to deteriorate. lol
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Feb 28, 2024 23:07
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if you are a dude mostly it's if chicks glance at you and do a little smile to themselves or right at you if you're caught out glancing at their glance. if they don't do this you aint hot!
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Feb 28, 2024 23:10
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Wait, I thought everyone else on this site was a successful model too.
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Feb 28, 2024 23:31
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People yell it at me from their cars
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Feb 28, 2024 23:35
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shirunei posted:if you are a dude mostly it's if chicks glance at you and do a little smile to themselves or right at you if you're caught out glancing at their glance. if they don't do this you aint hot! hahahah... oh no oh no oh no...
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Feb 28, 2024 23:41
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i am afraid you have it backwards my friend
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Feb 28, 2024 23:42
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and if they do a little snort too and maybe take out their phone and snap a picture they think you're really hot
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Feb 28, 2024 23:46
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shirunei posted:if you are a dude mostly it's if chicks glance at you and do a little smile to themselves or right at you if you're caught out glancing at their glance. if they don't do this you aint hot! chicks lol lmao
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Feb 28, 2024 23:56
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when girls look at me they have a look like they don't even notice I'm there. then I start yelling "hey I'm right here!!!" and they don't respond, and I try to touch them and my hand phases right through them
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Feb 28, 2024 23:56
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Martman posted:when girls look at me they have a look like they don't even notice I'm there. then I start yelling "hey I'm right here!!!" and they don't respond, and I try to touch them and my hand phases right through them  dont worry theres somebody for everyone out there
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Feb 29, 2024 00:00
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these days people are generally judged to be attractive or not more by their avatar than their physical appearance
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Feb 29, 2024 00:04
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Worf posted:chicks lol lmao broads
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Feb 29, 2024 00:08
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Worf posted:
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Grey Cat posted:My SO says I am therefore it must be true. Same Your SO can't stop talking about me
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Feb 29, 2024 00:29
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My friends emphasize my intelligence and strangers praise me for my courage.
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Feb 29, 2024 00:41
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My wife is a hottie, so perhaps I am too? Maybe I'm a troll with a great personality? The results are the same so I've no reason to worry. Szechwan fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Feb 29, 2024 |
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Feb 29, 2024 00:41
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When people meet my GF they assume I'm rich
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Feb 29, 2024 00:53
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Dames these days, I’m tellin ya! *tugs collar*
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A lady once told me I looked like Jack Nicholson from Chinatown and I've been riding that high for 20+ years
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